Porno Story!

[PussyPusher]

It seems to be a slow day here at the ol ***boat boards, so lets make up something to talk about. I think we should all colaberate and make up a script for a porno.
LOL
Shawn :D

[lakesmodified]

PussyPusher:
It seems to be a slow day here at the ol ***boat boards, so lets make up something to talk about. I think we should all colaberate and make up a script for a porno.
LOL
Shawn :D This guy, let's call him "JOHN" is driving on the 405 Southbound, when he notices a dark red Stang GT Conv on the side of the road with three beautiful blonds looking under the hood.....

[Duke]

all of which are wearing mini skirts and high heels to match..
jawdrop

[PussyPusher]

There you go!
So "JOHN" stops to see what he might be able to give a hand with.

[like2boat]

The girls notice that he is into boating from the stickers on his Truck

[PussyPusher]

They ask "How hot is your boat" (in a dirty porno way)

[like2boat]

in the background the seventies music starts

[spectratoad]

Fade to the dock, yes I said (typed) DOCK.

[Rod-64]

John says "My boat is just as hot as your body."

[spectratoad]

Blonde #2 says, "Really, I like boats and so do my friends. What kind of HOT boat do you have?" smile_sp

[ACCEPTENCE]

Just then two of the girls drop their sunglasses low and give "John" that look, by this time...

[spectratoad]

...John is really wanting to get to the boat.

[PussyPusher]

Hes really feeling the heat (in his pants) LOL
He cant wait to get out on the water and get WET!!!
[ January 08, 2003, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: PussyPusher ]

[JetBoatRich]

PP becoming a ***** , LOL :)

[twistedpair]

She asked, coyly, "is this blown and injected?"

[Bense468]

He said injection is nice but I would rather be blown.

[PussyPusher]

John said "I love blowers"

[PussyPusher]

Bense you beat me to it
LOL

[twistedpair]

Ooohhh, she sighed, is that a DoublePumper!?!
[ January 08, 2003, 02:24 PM: Message edited by: twistedpair ]

[HCS]

No she replied it's a single penetrator.

[twistedpair]

John said " remember honey, you can bore and stroke all you like, but in the end, there is no replacement for displacement".

[Bense468]

twistedpair:
John said " remember honey, you can bore and stroke all you like, but in the end, there is no replacement for displacement". LOL

[Bense468]

PussyPusher:
Bense you beat me to it
LOL Thats what they all say

[Bense468]

Then River Dave came up and cock blocked the whole build up.

[PussyPusher]

Damn RD! That guy is everywhere. LOL

[spectratoad]

So she asked if John could show her his boat and the blower that makes it go fast

[twistedpair]

Sure, john replied, let me clear you off a place to sit.

[PussyPusher]

Thats when "John" took off his pants.

[HCS]

Then he applied his PussyPusher

[spectratoad]

And the other two girlfriends.... yuk

[Raskal]

licked there jets eek!

[Blown 472]

and dropped their pants to show their manhood which was bigger than Johns.

[PussyPusher]

You mean there plastic man-hood!!!

[PussyPusher]

John showed all the ladys a good time on the water!

[Laveyman]

But before long, John realized he had bitten off more than he could chew with these ladies.

[HCS]

Then he blind folded one and took her home

[Liberator TJ1984]

Where his ex-con friend Buck was awaiting this prime catch , he could not wait to slam his meat into strange new hole

[SHAVED CLAM]

All 3 girls went back to John's house and an orgy began. Shortly after John and his ex-con friend realized that the girls were ignoring them and totaly into each other. Licking and slurping as they wood an ice cream cone. So John and ex-con started kissing and took turns packing each others fudge! Then John & friend had a wet t-shirt contest. Ex-con's picture is below! http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Avatars/wett.JP :D :D http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Avatars/wett.JPG
[ January 10, 2003, 12:16 PM: Message edited by: SHAVED CLAM ]

[Liberator TJ1984]

Packing fudge with a woman haters Grudge !

[Blown 472]

My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!

[HavasuDreamin']

It started off good, but went down hill real fast. eek! :( This thread turned real Gay. devil

[SHAVED CLAM]

HavasuDreamin':
It started off good, but went down hill real fast. eek! :( This thread turned real Gay. devil Hey you guys think two women together is hot - why not two men? :p

[Blown 472]

SHAVED CLAM:
HavasuDreamin':
It started off good, but went down hill real fast. eek! :( This thread turned real Gay. devil Hey you guys think two women together is hot - why not two men? :p Ick, stop it, no sausage party here. :mad:

[HCS]

Hot fudge jawdrop jawdrop jawdrop

[HavasuDreamin']

SHAVED CLAM:
HavasuDreamin':
It started off good, but went down hill real fast. eek! :( This thread turned real Gay. devil Hey you guys think two women together is hot - why not two men? :p Well to explain the obvious, it is just totally digusting. Brown dicks and blow jobs with a mustache involved just aint right! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad25.gif

[PussyPusher]

Moderator, Moderator!!!!!!!!! PLease stop the carnage of what was supposed to be hot Straight Porn!!

[SHAVED CLAM]

HavasuDreamin':
SHAVED CLAM:
HavasuDreamin':
It started off good, but went down hill real fast. eek! :( This thread turned real Gay. devil Hey you guys think two women together is hot - why not two men? :p Well to explain the obvious, it is just totally digusting. Brown dicks and blow jobs with a mustache involved just aint right! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad25.gif Ok your right two hairy men togther is just gross but by the time I got in on the story it was already ruined. I could of made it sooooooooooooooo much better! smile_sp

[PussyPusher]

Well then dont hold back Clam let one rip. Story that is

[HCS]

PussyPusher:
Moderator, Moderator!!!!!!!!! PLease stop the carnage of what was supposed to be hot Straight Porn!! Straiten it out
eek!

[PussyPusher]

So John and the Con put there meat to good use and tag teamed every single girl in the house, including the maid. :D There was drillin and spillin everywhere.

[RiverKitty]

Hmmm...our "man/horse" just turned into a "red-X"!
Go figure? The moderator cops must be in full effect today!
....Should we start the "Story" over again???
[ January 10, 2003, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: RiverKitty ]

[PussyPusher]

WOMEN! :mad:

[HCS]

So she chases the horse with a rope.

[PussyPusher]

Hardcore you are instigating! lol

[SHAVED CLAM]

Rod-64:
John says "My boat is just as hot as your body." She ask "are swimsuits required on your boat?" John says no, there not. She replies well then take us for a spin in your boat. We want to show our appreciation for helping fix the car.
The girls pile into John's truck and they proceed to the dock. After piling into the boat they head out to a little out of the way cove. The girls take off their clothes and start to kiss and fondle each other. John sits back enjoying the show and a beer. A short time later the girls beg John to join them. They rip John's clothes off and push him on the swim deck. Blonde #1 (Brandy) takes John's large, hard dick into her mouth and begins to suck. Blonde #2 (Misty) climbs on John's face and slowly grinds her clit over John's tongue. Blonde #2 (Sheena) stands in front of Misty and grabs her hair and shoves her face into her hot wet pussey. They continue until everyone has gotten off and screamed out in utter enjoyment. They then stop for a drink and then change places.... :p
[ January 10, 2003, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: SHAVED CLAM ]

[HCS]

Then she realizes it's to much to handle.

[HCS]

You know the bad thing about this is how did that pic end up at the top of the page. :rolleyes:

[superdave013]

SHAVED CLAM = GAY AS A MOFO!
WTF is up with that pic??

[SHAVED CLAM]

superdave013:
SHAVED CLAM = GAY AS A MOFO!
WTF is up with that pic?? I'm a women not gay - just bi-curious! wink

[Blown 472]

And now the hero of all the women on here. :rolleyes:

[PussyPusher]

O H M Y G O D ! ! ! ! ! ! !
You are way better at this than we are. eek!

[Liberator TJ1984]

I'm a women not gay - just bi-curious! by Shaved Clam !
If you make the transition soon ???
be sure and post some pic.s wink :D wink :p :p :p

[SHAVED CLAM]

To be continured on Monday at which time I return to my job and get paid to do this! Have a "fun" weekend everyone. :)

[twistedpair]

Yeah, we were just 'beating around the bush',so to speak, and Clam dives in head first! eek!

[PussyPusher]

uh huh huh she said bi-curios. Yes!

[SHAVED CLAM]

SHAVED CLAM:
To be continured on Monday at which time I return to my job and get paid to do this! Have a "fun" weekend everyone. :) By the way, I'm saving the good stuff for next week. Going to so lots of reseach this weekend. :p

[PussyPusher]

did I hear something about clam diving
Thats my favorite sport

[PussyPusher]

All this from a milk maid! She must be deprived :p

[SHAVED CLAM]

OK, to whom ever blocked the picture - I want to know how that is any worse than say the girl in the see-thru swimsuit? I think it's awful sexist!!! burningm devil

[twistedpair]

To whomever blocked the picture, THANK YOU!!!!

[riverliver]

http://www.funnypop.com/funny/images/baby_pee.jpg
[ January 10, 2003, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: riverliver ]

[SHAVED CLAM]

I think I'm going to file discrination suit! I think the boys were just intimidated! Feeling a little "short" are we? :D

[Blown 472]

All hail the cockblockers!!!!!!!!

[RiverKitty]

SHAVED CLAM:
OK, to whom ever blocked the picture - I want to know how that is any worse than say the girl in the see-thru swimsuit? I think it's awful sexist!!! burningm devil Ooops! Now you've gone & done it! You've went and pissed her off!!! Eeeeek!!! eek!

[HCS]

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

[MsHotCrusader]

All you guys got to the point...waaaaay too fast. Take it slower next time...build it up..more details...geez...do I gotta beg...??hahahaha :p

[HCS]

We were in our boat blowin down the river when the boat comming the other way had three babes in with their tops off. Then John.......

[Blown 472]

Whipped out his anchor, and threw it over his shoulder.

[Blown 472]

MsHotCrusader:
All you guys got to the point...waaaaay too fast. Take it slower next time...build it up..more details...geez...do I gotta beg...??hahahaha :p Well then, lets get your take on it.....

[PussyPusher]

I was trying to make it a decent movie script not a short story. LOL
Jewel's start us off on the right foot wont you. :D

[MsHotCrusader]

lakesmodified:
PussyPusher:
It seems to be a slow day here at the ol ***boat boards, so lets make up something to talk about. I think we should all colaberate and make up a script for a porno.
LOL
Shawn :D This guy, let's call him "JOHN" is driving on the 405 Southbound, when he notices a dark red Stang GT Conv on the side of the road with three beautiful blonds looking under the hood..... Also, I'd like to add....why does it always have to be BLONDES???? Where's the love for the brunette babes??
[ January 10, 2003, 01:23 PM: Message edited by: MsHotCrusader ]

[MsHotCrusader]

MsHotCrusader:
lakesmodified:
PussyPusher:
It seems to be a slow day here at the ol ***boat boards, so lets make up something to talk about. I think we should all colaberate and make up a script for a porno.
LOL
Shawn :D This guy, let's call him "JOHN" is driving on the 405 Southbound, when he notices a dark red Stang GT Conv on the side of the road with three beautiful blonds looking under the hood..... Also, I'd like to add....why does it always have to be BLONDES???? Where's the love for the brunette babes??

[Blown 472]

I got nothing but love for the dark haired girls.

[PussyPusher]

Hey my wife is a brunette. All kinds of love over here for um. So it was 3 blondes and a brunette. At least one of them had some brains.

[HCS]

One of the girls was a red headed step child.

[MsHotCrusader]

Oops this second post was a boo boo

[PussyPusher]

Red headed step child.... LMAO

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
I got nothing but love for the dark haired girls. Me too. I'm all about the dark haired girls!!!

[MsHotCrusader]

PussyPusher:
Hey my wife is a brunette. All kinds of love over here for um. So it was 3 blondes and a brunette. At least one of them had some brains. WOOHOO, we love PussyPusher for that one.....

[HCS]

PussyPusher:
Red headed step child.... LMAO I know I was there!. :D

[78Eliminator]

MsHotCrusader:
PussyPusher:
Hey my wife is a brunette. All kinds of love over here for um. So it was 3 blondes and a brunette. At least one of them had some brains. WOOHOO, we love PussyPusher for that one..... LOL. Jewels said "PussyPusher".... :D

[PussyPusher]

YES!!!!!!!!!!! Im gettin some well deserved lovin finally... LOL
:D

[MsHotCrusader]

MsHotCrusader:
PussyPusher:
Hey my wife is a brunette. All kinds of love over here for um. So it was 3 blondes and a brunette. At least one of them had some brains. WOOHOO, we love PussyPusher for that one..... Ditto for you too then Justin!

[PussyPusher]

You know you love my screen name!

[MsHotCrusader]

PussyPusher:
YES!!!!!!!!!!! Im gettin some well deserved lovin finally... LOL
:D Not to mention PP, I shot you 5 the other day when you mentioned something about your scoring but somebody must have really not liked you....it didn't help!

[Blown 472]

Damn it, this has gone from porn to a love in. :D

[MsHotCrusader]

PussyPusher:
You know you love my screen name! Well...no not personally but...hey whatever works for ya...doesn't seem to be working for ya though?

[PussyPusher]

Hey porn/lovin whatever! So jewels take us nice and slow and start us up again. :p

[PussyPusher]

It sure is nice to able to get back on these boards again!

[MsHotCrusader]

Oh no no...no putting this off on the girlies of ***boat...you boys take over again but slower...stick to the 4-Play..don't rush it! http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rough/zzwhip.gif

[HCS]

YUCK!!
[ January 10, 2003, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

[Blown 472]

The way you squeeze my lemon.

[RiverKitty]

Makes me wanna fall right outta bed!

[MsHotCrusader]

::tapping foot::...where are you guys at..did everyone get scared away by the mention of '4 Play'???

[HCS]

Fell out of bed.

[Blown 472]

MsHotCrusader:
::tapping foot::...where are you guys at..did everyone get scared away by the mention of '4 Play'??? Nope, ok here you go,
I get home to find her in the kitchen standing at the sink, I walk up behind her sliding my hand up the back of her legs to her ass, then up along the front side feeling her breastasist, she is now getting hot as I strip her clothes off in the kitchen and push her up onto the counter top I start with my tounge at her feet and work my way up to her........

[PussyPusher]

Damn Blown your turnin me on. LOL
So you like to mack box is what your sayin!

[MsHotCrusader]

Ya, see now...he's doing great. But the key here is for one guy to start it off slow..just a hint of the start and for each guy to get on and add to it.........one could screw it up and get way to the end too fast... :D

[RiverKitty]

...and...And...AND????? ;o)

[Blown 472]

while she is laying on her back, my tounge working it's way to her hot spot my hands slide up along her sids, finding her hips as I press my hot tounge to her wet china, arching her back she takes my tounge deep inside her, I grasp her ass as I bring her to climax, I stand taking off my pants, I push the head of my johnson deep into her, rubbing my hands over her breasts, I work my...

[PussyPusher]

to her sweet and tender thighs, while im kissing them I gently spread them so that I might get to something a little sweeter.....
OK ladys is that better?

[superdave013]

SHAVED CLAM:
superdave013:
SHAVED CLAM = GAY AS A MOFO!
WTF is up with that pic?? I'm a women not gay - just bi-curious! wink Ok Ok, so now that puts a new twist on things.
I gotta say I was a little caught off guard with that reply.
But I'm happy to have been corrected!

[PussyPusher]

See there you go getting to the punch way to fast again.. LOL

[Chaddyshack]

When she grabbed my hair and pulled me to her lips and kissed me and asked if she minded if her friend could join in because she thinks that I'm hot and wants to........

[MsHotCrusader]

YIKES, you boys are getting the hang of it....Jewels to the rescue...gosh I missed my calling....hahahahaha

[Blown 472]

Taking my johnson out of her, I slide her off the counter top and lead her to the coffee table where she kneels on it and I stand behind her and....... :D

[Blown 472]

put it in her, grab her hips, lean down and whisper in her ear "your mother is much better" then try to hold on for 8 seconds. :D

[MsHotCrusader]

hahahaha, Blown that killed it! eek!

[Blown 472]

Sorry, I have to go home and they might think it a little strange me walking out the building pitching a tent. :rolleyes:

[PussyPusher]

I think thats called a rodeo ****!! Thats where you mount'em doggie style grab there hair like a set of reins and then tell her that she is the ugliest **** you ever had and see how long you can hold on. LOL

[miller19j]

MsHotCrusader:
::tapping foot::...where are you guys at..did everyone get scared away by the mention of '4 Play'??? Did someone call me? :D wink

[Blown 472]

miller19j:
MsHotCrusader:
::tapping foot::...where are you guys at..did everyone get scared away by the mention of '4 Play'??? Did someone call me? :D wink I am going to tag miller in, he has some major mojo working and all you girls will be sliding off your chairs when he gets done. :D

[MsHotCrusader]

PussyPusher:
I think thats called a rodeo ****!! Thats where you mount'em doggie style grab there hair like a set of reins and then tell her that she is the ugliest **** you ever had and see how long you can hold on. LOL Oh man guys, that's some brutal shit!

[Chaddyshack]

seems like Jewels is trying to give us a hint of what she likes.. and that wasn't it Cole.

[Blown 472]

Some like it rough.

[Chaddyshack]

and its not the ugliest... its she f***'s like her sister!!!!

[MsHotCrusader]

Who said anything about not liking it rough!! Chaddy what kind of rumors you trying to start?

[PussyPusher]

LMAOROLF!!! You no you like it hot wet and dirty!

[miller19j]

MsHotCrusader:
Who said anything about not liking it rough!! eek! eek! eek!

[PussyPusher]

Girls change it all up! :D Thank god!

[MsHotCrusader]

Hey what's up Miller, where ya been...what took you so long....?

[MsHotCrusader]

Change it all up??????

[miller19j]

MsHotCrusader:
Hey what's up Miller, where ya been...what took you so long....? I came running when you said 4 Play! :D

[Chaddyshack]

miller19j:
MsHotCrusader:
Hey what's up Miller, where ya been...what took you so long....? I came running when you said 4 Play! :D Miller for PRESIDENT!!!!!

[PussyPusher]

Change it up. When this started we were fast and finished and now we are getting into detail thanks to you. Thats changing it up.

[HCS]

I had to take care of business. eek!
I come back and there's a rodeo ****. :rolleyes:
[ January 10, 2003, 02:36 PM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

[PussyPusher]

Hey why not!

[MsHotCrusader]

PussyPusher:
Change it up. When this started we were fast and finished and now we are getting into detail thanks to you. Thats changing it up. All about them details!

[miller19j]

Chaddyshack:
miller19j:
MsHotCrusader:
Hey what's up Miller, where ya been...what took you so long....? I came running when you said 4 Play! :D Miller for PRESIDENT!!!!! Chaddy you can be my VP….as long as you bring a few interns. :D

[MsHotCrusader]

miller19j:
Chaddyshack:
miller19j:
MsHotCrusader:
Hey what's up Miller, where ya been...what took you so long....? I came running when you said 4 Play! :D Miller for PRESIDENT!!!!! Chaddy you can be my VP….as long as you bring a few interns. :D and cigars

[miller19j]

http://www.tvdance.com/americanpie/images/4a.gif Miller for President because he has got the MOJO!

[MsHotCrusader]

miller19j:
http://www.tvdance.com/americanpie/images/4a.gif Miller for President because he has got the MOJO! OH MAN MILLER, that is the shit...that is my favorite part of the movie was his dancing...his moves killed me. ROFLMAO

[PussyPusher]

How did we go from Porn to Miller for Pres.????
lol :D

[miller19j]

http://www.tvdance.com/americanpie/images/2a.gif Than this is for you Jewels :D http://www.tvdance.com/americanpie/images/3a.gif http://www.tvdance.com/americanpie/images/5a.gif
[ January 10, 2003, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: miller19j ]

[PussyPusher]

L O L :D

[MsHotCrusader]

OH MAN THE CHAIR PART.....ROFLMAO!!!

[miller19j]

PussyPusher:
How did we go from Porn to Miller for Pres.????
lol :D I have a tendency to hijack threads…That is because I am evil Whhaaaaa…
http://www.tvdance.com/austinpowers/drevil-.gif

[PussyPusher]

*****!

[miller19j]

I think I scared Jewels off! :D

[PussyPusher]

Maybe just break time or something!

[MsHotCrusader]

Oh I'm here...just multi-tasking.....there's nothing juicy on here...what ever should I post about????

[RiverKitty]

Chaddyshack
Miller for PRESIDENT!!!!! I'll 2nd that! ;o)

[miller19j]

RiverKitty:
Chaddyshack
Miller for PRESIDENT!!!!! I'll 2nd that! ;o) Whooo….hoooo…I like you already! wink

[MsHotCrusader]

miller19j:
RiverKitty:
Chaddyshack
Miller for PRESIDENT!!!!! I'll 2nd that! ;o) Whooo….hoooo…I like you already! wink Miller you are toooooo easy!

[RiverKitty]

miller19j:
RiverKitty:
Chaddyshack
Miller for PRESIDENT!!!!! I'll 2nd that! ;o) Whooo….hoooo…I like you already! wink Purrrrr! ;o)

[MsHotCrusader]

MIller I am so gonna diss your game right now...where's your WOMAN??!! hahahahahha
[ January 10, 2003, 03:45 PM: Message edited by: MsHotCrusader ]

[miller19j]

http://www.tvdance.com/austin_powers_goldmember/ap2.gif Miller has got the MOJO today :D

[miller19j]

MsHotCrusader:
MIller I am so gonna diss your game right now...where's you WOMAN??!! hahahahahha Witch one they are lining up for me today wink :D

[MJ19]

Miller's Wifey here to the rescue...however, if you guys want to line up to wash his dirty laundry let's talk :p :D

[Hotcrusader76]

And Daddy's home also....
What has gone on here :D ?
MillerJ19, Chaddy, PP, Blown472....JEWELS??? :p
[ January 10, 2003, 08:48 PM: Message edited by: Hotcrusader76 ]

[BigBoyToys]

Not Sure Ty, but I need to go take a cold shower :D

[Hotcrusader76]

Speaking of cold showers....Jewels is in one right now, as soon as I flush the toilet! :D

[MJ19]

Hotcrusader76:
And Daddy's home also....
What has gone on here :D ?
MillerJ19, Chaddy, PP, Blown472....JEWELS??? :p I think it's all your girly's fault because Miller says he's innocent :D

[Hotcrusader76]

Miller for President?????
I think the votes are in! This isn't Florida either sweetheart!

[MJ19]

Hotcrusader76:
Miller for President?????
I think the votes are in! This isn't Florida either sweetheart! No dangling "Chaddys" on this ballet? :D

[Hotcrusader76]

Because I'm Republican! Miller has my vote...
Chaddy for VP though...

[MJ19]

Can you imgine Miller & Chaddy in the White House eek!

[Hotcrusader76]

It would be a cigar party with nothing but California wine...

[MJ19]

Let's cross referrence...since we are "alone" wink
:::70's music starts here in the porn thread:::

[Hotcrusader76]

and there I was....
tallying the votes for President, was it MillerJ or Chaddy? Of course that wasn't on my mind at the moment.... :D

[MJ19]

Hotcrusader76:
It would be a cigar party with nothing but California wine... Brad hollers from the other room..."I'm more of a single malt scotch drinker"...
if the first lady is there then yes...wine is a must (for the record I drink imported too) :D

[Hotcrusader76]

Strickler......I knew it!
Sweet....and aged 18 years....

[MJ19]

Maybe it's just me...but are you cross referencing as well? :confused:
Fortune for other ***boaters: Those who read after us, shall be utterly confused. :D

[PussyPusher]

Did someone say 18 year olds??? Yummy LOL jawdrop

[JetBoatRich]

She said she was 18?? wink

[MJ19]

I see you guys got right back on the prono track...sick bastards :rolleyes: wink

[JetBoatRich]

MJ19:
I see you guys got right back on the prono track...sick bastards :rolleyes: wink Yes, so?

[PussyPusher]

Is there anything else??? :D

[JetBoatRich]

PussyPusher:
Is there anything else??? :D There is, any thing special you want to know. wink

[PussyPusher]

Oh you so dirty! (in a asian hooker voice) LOL

[STROKER ACE]

I want to see a back hoe in a porno and maybe a jack hammer and some truck stop lizards in 379 Petes and a D-9 and some real trailer trash I mean strait out of a 10by50 with at least 3 cars on blocks in the front yard and 30 or 40 fighting cocks on tie cords and sheet iron under pinning.10_4!

[Blown 472]

MJ19:
Maybe it's just me...but are you cross dressing as well? :confused:
Fortune for other ***boaters: Those who read after us, shall be utterly confused. :D ????????

[VillainDave]

Well now we know of one Jerry Springer fan!!! Are there anymore out there that are willing to confess! We need snow in Colorado! Remember it all trickles down!!!

[RiverKitty]

VillainDave:
We need snow in Colorado! Remember it all trickles down!!! Gotta love Colorado!!!
By the way, what happened to the *story*???

[HCS]

It trickled down.

[Blown 472]

RiverKitty:
VillainDave:
We need snow in Colorado! Remember it all trickles down!!! Gotta love Colorado!!!
By the way, what happened to the *story*??? Where wood you like me to start?

[RiverKitty]

Start from the beginning & take it slow! ;o)
...By the way Blown, your avatar is WAY TOO BIG!!!
Isn't there anyway you could mimimize that a bit, eh??? :D

[Blown 472]

RiverKitty:
Start from the beginning & take it slow! ;o)
...By the way Blown, your avatar is WAY TOO BIG!!!
Isn't there anyway you could mimimize that a bit, eh??? :D How do I make it smaller?? I was thinking the same thing. Let me think a min on this and I shall start.

[HCS]

Way too big you need to make it smaller. eek!

[Blown 472]

How?????

[HCS]

I don't think you can unless you go in for reduction surgery.

[RiverKitty]

Blown 472:
How????? You want me to re-size it for you & send you a URL?

[RiverKitty]

HARDCORE-SKI:
I don't think you can unless you go in for reduction surgery. We're talking about a *picture*, not a *unit*!!! ;o)

[Blown 472]

RiverKitty:
Blown 472:
How????? You want me to re-size it for you & send you a URL? Wood you please?

[RiverKitty]

http://www.bobbyhayden.com/blown.jpg
Better, eh?

[Blown 472]

Ok, I am going back to the sink start just cuz it works for me, water fetish. After walking up behind her and not saying a word I wrap my arms around her and move her hair to allow me to kiss the back of her neck, working my hands over her clothed body I work my mouth over the back of her neck and to the back of her ears I start with my tounge all the while caressing her and feeling her getting hot, I start to unbotton her blouse, letting it slide off still with her back to me, I undo her bra letting it fall to the floor as I cup her hard nippled breasts I work my tounge down her spine, kneeling behind her I undo her pants and let them slide to the floor, wearing her black thong always works for me.. I run my hands up the back of her legs to her hips, slipping my hands between her and the thong I pull it down, I slide my hands up her back until I have a hand full of hair I turn her head to mine and kiss her, letting her know full well who is in charge, I kiss her deeply making her want me but I am playing this on out and making her burn.

[Blown 472]

RiverKitty:
http://www.bobbyhayden.com/blown.jpg
Better, eh? cool thank you.

[RiverKitty]

Blown 472:
cool thank you. No prob! :D

[HCS]

Bigger was more affective, but not always better.

[RiverKitty]

HARDCORE-SKI:
Bigger was more affective, but not always better. Ok, well here's the "larger version" that you can keep for your files!
Hope that helps you! ;o)
http://www.bobbyhayden.com/b.jpg
Now, your suppose to contiune the story! ;o)

[Blown 472]

I started a new one.

[HCS]

Blown 472:
Ok, I am going back to the sink start just cuz it works for me, water fetish. After walking up behind her and not saying a word I wrap my arms around her and move her hair to allow me to kiss the back of her neck, working my hands over her clothed body I work my mouth over the back of her neck and to the back of her ears I start with my tounge all the while caressing her and feeling her getting hot, I start to unbotton her blouse, letting it slide off still with her back to me, I undo her bra letting it fall to the floor as I cup her hard nippled breasts I work my tounge down her spine, kneeling behind her I undo her pants and let them slide to the floor, wearing her black thong always works for me.. I run my hands up the back of her legs to her hips, slipping my hands between her and the thong I pull it down, I slide my hands up her back until I have a hand full of hair I turn her head to mine and kiss her, letting her know full well who is in charge, I kiss her deeply making her want me but I am playing this on out and making her burn.

[Blown 472]

Leading me back to the bedroom she sez she wants to put something sexy on... http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Avatars/3299808230.JPG I tell her cool, while laying in bed she tells me she wants to perform felatio on me and hands me something, low and behold it was her teeth eek!

[HCS]

Then she proceeds to gum my toes as she makes her way up my legs..

[Froggystyle]

Blown 472:
wearing her black thong always works for me.. This was great right up until you put her thong on!
hehe

[Blown 472]

Froggystyle:
Blown 472:
wearing her black thong always works for me.. This was great right up until you put her thong on!
hehe Shoes, thongs, whatever :D :D
[ January 13, 2003, 12:00 PM: Message edited by: Blown 472 ]

[Liberator TJ1984]

shoving her face down / ass up in the corner might be an improvement :p

[Liberator TJ1984]

Blown 472:
Leading me back to the bedroom she sez she wants to put something sexy on... http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Avatars/3299808230.JPG I tell her cool, while laying in bed she tells me she wants to perform felatio on me and hands me something, low and behold it was her teeth eek! Hope this wasn't a before and after avitar shot eek!

[HCS]

Where's the blind fold to protect the innocent?

[Blown 472]

Not this time, I want you all to suffer! devil

[Screaming Pete]

MMore ...MMore...Then Grandpa walks into the roomlooking for his teeth....LOL jawdrop

[HCS]

Busted!

[Liberator TJ1984]

Tightly wedged around Sanchos meat ....but granpa is gay so he drops to his knees and gladly pops them back in eek!

[Screaming Pete]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'M OUT OF HERE yuk

[SHAVED CLAM]

Okay, so I didn't come to work on Monday or Tuesday but when I got here today I looked to finish my story but after reading all of the post I don't think I'll ever be able to think about sex again much less have it! Sorry Blown - looks like you lose. Better go find Gramma! :( jawdrop :( jawdrop
[ January 15, 2003, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: SHAVED CLAM ]

[SHAVED CLAM]

[ January 15, 2003, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: SHAVED CLAM ]

[Blown 472]

SHAVED CLAM:
Okay, so I didn't come to work on Monday or Tuesday but when I got here today I looked to finish my story but after reading all of the post I don't think I'll ever be able to think about sex again much less have it! Sorry Blown - looks like you lose. Better go find Gramma! :( jawdrop :( jawdrop At least she has fake boobies.

[SHAVED CLAM]

Blown 472:
SHAVED CLAM:
Okay, so I didn't come to work on Monday or Tuesday but when I got here today I looked to finish my story but after reading all of the post I don't think I'll ever be able to think about sex again much less have it! Sorry Blown - looks like you lose. Better go find Gramma! :( jawdrop :( jawdrop At least she has fake boobies. I thought you didn't like your gramma's fake boobies. I thought you said it hurt when you hugged her you sick bastard! I'm pretty sure your not suppose to rub all over your gramma when you hug her. Besides, what's wrong with my boobies? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Liberator TJ1984]

Whats up 472 ??? eek!
Cat got your tounge ??? :p

[Blown 472]

They are peachy.

[SHAVED CLAM]

Blown 472:
They are peachy. I would like to think that they're a little bigger than peaches. :rolleyes:

[PussyPusher]

You all ****ed up a perfectly good post. Damn you all. LOL :D

[miller19j]

SHAVED CLAM:
what's wrong with my boobies? :confused: Let’s see them and we will give you a complete evaluation :D
[ January 16, 2003, 01:48 PM: Message edited by: miller19j ]

[MsHotCrusader]

MJ, you put up with this kind of talk???

[miller19j]

MsHotCrusader:
MJ, you put up with this kind of talk??? I was just trying to help! :D wink