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missboatnam1
04-26-2003, 12:06 AM
1.why do girls use guys?
2.why does a girl see a guy with a bitchen truck, say hes really cute when hes not?
3.why does a girl see a guy with a nice boat, think shes a hot boat model all of a sudden?
just wondering, cuz these bitches make me sick yuk

Tom Brown
04-26-2003, 12:10 AM
4) why do I feel like I have a 12 inch cock when I handle a power tool like a chain saw or high end power miter?
Just thought if people are answering questions anyway...
[ April 26, 2003, 01:13 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

RiverKitty
04-26-2003, 12:16 AM
missboatnam1:
1.why do girls use guys?
2.why does a girl see a guy with a bitchen truck, say hes really cute when hes not?
3.why does a girl see a guy with a nice boat, think shes a hot boat model all of a sudden?
just wondering, cuz these bitches make me sick yuk Hey Tina! :D
I think:
1. Their Gold Digger's!
2. Thier a "legend in their own mind"!!!
3. Thier shallow!
Just my $.02 ;o)

missboatnam1
04-26-2003, 12:19 AM
right on RK, they make me ill, met a couple last week and wanted to slap the little bitches (foxes)....... devil devil

missboatnam1
04-26-2003, 12:20 AM
tom, you need a good ****, thats the problem.....anything else???

Rexone
04-26-2003, 12:21 AM
missboatnam1:
tom, you need a good ****, thats the problem.....anything else??? I think that would probably cover him pretty well at the moment lol

Tom Brown
04-26-2003, 12:24 AM
Thanks, Tina. :D
I remember sex. I recall something about a woman being involved.... :confused:
Yeah, it's been a while. If I were to cum right now, all that would come out would be a small puff of dust.
[ April 26, 2003, 01:28 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

missboatnam1
04-26-2003, 12:27 AM
that is so flipin sad tom, your jokin right???...puff, puff, like dust???? no way....i say no way, you better move to california if thats the case.....gots lots of hotties here eek! eek! ..
[ April 26, 2003, 01:28 AM: Message edited by: missboatnam1 ]

Tom Brown
04-26-2003, 12:32 AM
Thanks, Tina. You're a nice person. :)
Actually, I'm doing OK. I've been single for about four months and I'm fine with it. I'm just joking around. :)

RiverKitty
04-26-2003, 12:38 AM
Tom Brown:
Thanks, Tina. You're a nice person. :)
Actually, I'm doing OK. I've been single for about four months and I'm fine with it. I'm just joking around. :) Hmmmm....I've been single for 7 years and LOVE it!!!
But you may have to take her advise and get laid once & awhile!!! :p j/k
Cheers ~RK :D

missboatnam1
04-26-2003, 12:40 AM
ok i got it >>>>>> RK + TB = SEX......hey it may work!!!! wink

Tom Brown
04-26-2003, 12:44 AM
LOL. I have a hunch that once she gets a look at my tiny stump of a penis, there'll be no Amtrak action. :D
I'm thinking RK + HOSS. What do you think?
[ April 26, 2003, 01:44 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

RiverKitty
04-26-2003, 12:47 AM
Tom,
What's your definition of *stump*???
And HOW would you know about Hoss' stump, eh??? devil smile_sp

missboatnam1
04-26-2003, 12:50 AM
TB, ITSSSSSS NOT THE SIZE BABY!!!!

Tom Brown
04-26-2003, 01:04 AM
RiverKitty:
What's your definition of *stump*???David Suzuki did a special on male sexuality called "Phallusies" There was some interesting stuff in it. One such item was a pole they took asking men the size of their penis. The results of the pole were that 70% of men thought their penis was smaller than normal and 25% of men thought their penis was way smaller than normal.
The next time I'm at the 'Y', I'll make a mental note of know how my member rates.
RiverKitty:
And HOW would you know about Hoss' stump, eh??? devil smile_sp I've had to turn the sound down on my PC because every time he pulls that soup can of his out it makes a "FALUOOOMP!"
[ April 26, 2003, 02:06 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

missboatnam1
04-26-2003, 01:08 AM
i bet he dosent know how to work it!!! LOL :D

RiverKitty
04-26-2003, 01:08 AM
Ok, it's a little late so maybe I'm dilerious...but I'm lost!
WHAT??? :confused: :confused:
Why don't you just measure it, eh??? ;o)
Then we'll letcha know if its a *stump*! :D

missboatnam1
04-26-2003, 01:11 AM
RK, who cares if its a stump or a trunk, the point is really having a loving man around.....who cares.....as long as he has a toung..... yuk ..just kidding, i need to go to bed.....
[ April 26, 2003, 02:12 AM: Message edited by: missboatnam1 ]

RiverKitty
04-26-2003, 01:29 AM
missboatnam1:
RK, who cares if its a stump or a trunk, the point is really having a loving man around.....who cares.....as long as he has a toung..... yuk ..just kidding, i need to go to bed..... LMAO!!! Good point! You always seem to make sense out of everything!
Sweet Dreams!
Cheers ~RK :D

Kilrtoy
04-26-2003, 01:32 AM
wait what are the batteries for then..