THATJEFFGUY
03-17-2006, 12:31 PM
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
....A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
.... A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
....Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
....Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
....Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
....A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
.....Well Hung.
8. What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
.... Single!
9. What do you call a truck load of vibrators?
.... Toys for twats.
10. What do you call lesbian twins?
....Lick-a-likes.
11. What 's the definition of confusion?
...Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
13. What do lesbians and Jack Daniels have in common?
.... They are both hard liquors.
14. Have you heard about the new lesbian style of running shoe:
.... The Dykee? has an extra long tongue and only takes one finger to get
it off
15. What do you call a lesbian with 10 girlfriends?
...A bush-hog!
16. What did Ellen DeGeneres say to Kathie Lee Gifford?
... May I be Frank with you tonight?
....A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
.... A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
....Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
....Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
....Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
....A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
.....Well Hung.
8. What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
.... Single!
9. What do you call a truck load of vibrators?
.... Toys for twats.
10. What do you call lesbian twins?
....Lick-a-likes.
11. What 's the definition of confusion?
...Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
13. What do lesbians and Jack Daniels have in common?
.... They are both hard liquors.
14. Have you heard about the new lesbian style of running shoe:
.... The Dykee? has an extra long tongue and only takes one finger to get
it off
15. What do you call a lesbian with 10 girlfriends?
...A bush-hog!
16. What did Ellen DeGeneres say to Kathie Lee Gifford?
... May I be Frank with you tonight?