MikeF
10-16-2002, 02:45 PM
FROGGIE:
A man with a 25-inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he
is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more
than one complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there
anything you can do for me?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there
is nothing I can do. But I do know this witch who may be able to help
you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch. The man calls upon
the witch and relays his story. "Honorable Witch, my
penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help
me? You are my only hope." The witch stares in amazement, scratches
her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your
problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In
this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. "You
say to frog, 'will you marry me?' When the frog says no, you will
find five inches less to your problem." The man's face lit up and he
dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry
me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "No." The man looked
down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. "WOW,"
he screamed out loud, "This is great! But it's still too long at 20
inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again. Frog, will you marry
me?" the guy shouted. The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and
screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down,
and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic."
He
looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a
moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be
ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you
marry
me?" The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many
times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!"
:D :D wink
A man with a 25-inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he
is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more
than one complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there
anything you can do for me?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there
is nothing I can do. But I do know this witch who may be able to help
you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch. The man calls upon
the witch and relays his story. "Honorable Witch, my
penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help
me? You are my only hope." The witch stares in amazement, scratches
her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your
problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In
this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. "You
say to frog, 'will you marry me?' When the frog says no, you will
find five inches less to your problem." The man's face lit up and he
dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry
me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "No." The man looked
down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. "WOW,"
he screamed out loud, "This is great! But it's still too long at 20
inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again. Frog, will you marry
me?" the guy shouted. The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and
screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down,
and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic."
He
looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a
moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be
ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you
marry
me?" The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many
times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!"
:D :D wink