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Mandelon
05-04-2003, 01:58 PM
http://www.fototime.com/ftweb/bin/ft.dll/standard?pictid={4D4C7A9E-10FF-4552-856D-E00C49A1E8B1}&exp=f&moddt=37597.3992354861

GlastronGuy
05-04-2003, 02:39 PM
Hmmm. His asshole is located a lot higher than mine.

Kilrtoy
05-04-2003, 02:44 PM
If he was really blowin that hard there would be some projectiles accompanying that flame burningm

HOSS
05-04-2003, 05:18 PM
I`m sure thats what blasted a hole in his pants. Notice there still up by his waist. By the looks of it he`s got a hell of alot of back pressure. wink

riverracerx
05-05-2003, 01:17 PM
Like THIS ONE (http://burpsandfarts.com/farts/6farts.wav)

hot_diggity_dog
05-05-2003, 03:02 PM
Disclaimer: This is totally gross for most. Please read before viewing.
If reading this doesn't gross you out I don't know what would. eek!
This rather shocking photo was snapped on November 16th by a Spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Pennsylvania State.
The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous,
remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in
and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."
He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained
in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain.
Para-medics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an "explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel".
Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter.
The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident.
This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of the Injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.
This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience.
The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks
to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".
To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage(which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse)
and also
was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a
recurrence.
CBS news spoke to his wife and asked if she
thought he would resume his power lifting career. "Not if I have anything to say about it,would you like to risk something like that again" We agreed!! CBS news
Only for the brave viewers (http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/showphoto.php?photo=1219)
"Hot not proud to be the one who posted this shit Diggity Dog" yuk
HDD :cool:

hoolign
05-05-2003, 04:17 PM
I'm gonna be leary pushin the boat off the sand jawdrop

RiverKitty
05-05-2003, 04:58 PM
That is one helluva HEMMEROID!!! http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/cwm/puke.gif

RiverKitty
05-05-2003, 05:02 PM
This one is way too funny!
Look at that guy tryin' to hold back his laughter!
Wonder what he had for dinner??? :confused: :D
Mandelon:
http://www.fototime.com/ftweb/bin/ft.dll/standard?pictid={4D4C7A9E-10FF-4552-856D-E00C49A1E8B1}&exp=f&moddt=37597.3992354861
[ May 05, 2003, 06:03 PM: Message edited by: RiverKitty ]

hoolign
05-05-2003, 08:34 PM
Here's another
http://canadianwellsite.com/images/Photo%20Gallery/GIDEON.jpg

betty boop
05-05-2003, 08:44 PM
that's what you call a ring of fire!! devil

HOSS
05-06-2003, 06:25 AM
Holy smokes Batman! Looks like he may have eaten a petroleum jellyroll!

spectratoad
05-06-2003, 06:32 AM
Ok HDD, It is usually hard to gross me out "BUTT" that was out there. Just looking at the pic hurt. cry