Spank the monkey

[FMluvswater]

Spank The Monkey: a game of skill, speed and reflexes (http://www.flamjam.com/spank)
Click the mouse over the hand and hold it down. Then drag it as fast as you can toward the target! See what speeds you reach! :D

[Phat_Kat]

FMluvswaterbabe:
Spank The Monkey a game of skill, speed and reflexes (http://www.flamjam.com/spank/)
Click the mouse over the hand and hold it down. Then drag it as fast as you can toward the target! See what speeds you reach! :D now I have 2 to spank :D wink

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

That is really fun. I'm glad I don't have to spank the monkey like some of the guys though. I got a 242.They will probably do better bein they get more practice. :D :D LOL!

[mickeyfinn]

272 mph

[FMluvswater]

MrsFV did you get the funky Another One Bites The Dust music screen? What fun ... you beat me though I only got 212 ... so far. :D

[Phat_Kat]

283!!! My ****ing optical mouse won't read past that.

[Phat_Kat]

not 283 but still the best!!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/711moo.jpg

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

O.K now I got 321 how do I save it so I don't look like a liar Just someone who can spank the monkey and be proud? eek!

[spectratoad]

I need more practice or a different mouse. 135mph was my best. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

He puts the lotion on the skin!!!!!! :D

[Phat_Kat]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
O.K now I got 321 how do I save it so I don't look like a liar Just someone who can spank the monkey and be proud? eek! well if you're on a windows system you'll want to hit the print screen button then go in to the program paint and hit paste. then just save it as a .jpg file.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Phat_Kat:
MRS FLYIN VEE:
O.K now I got 321 how do I save it so I don't look like a liar Just someone who can spank the monkey and be proud? eek! well if you're on a windows system you'll want to hit the print screen button then go in to the program paint and hit paste. then just save it as a .jpg file. Thank you and i'll be back. wink

[clownpuncher]

Dammit!!!!! In my atempt at the World Monkey Spanking Championship I spilled coffee all over my desk and floor!!
The results are in.....
Spanking speed - 178 mph
Coffee cup flying across my desk and onto the floor - 736 MPH!! WTF!
I'm gonna quit spanking my monkey, too messy for me

[Phat_Kat]

clownpuncher:
Dammit!!!!! In my atempt at the World Monkey Spanking Championship I spilled coffee all over my desk and floor!!
The results are in.....
Spanking speed - 178 mph
Coffee cup flying across my desk and onto the floor - 736 MPH!! WTF!
I'm gonna quit spanking my monkey, too messy for me nice avatar clown wink

[clownpuncher]

Thought ya might like it PK. :D

[spectratoad]

He puts the lotion on the skin!!!!!! MrsFV, Maybe I need to go put the shirt on. :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/307freelotionshirt.JPG
[ June 24, 2003, 02:11 PM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]

[al cole'holic]

Shit, 415mph...how do you take a snapshot?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I think so it would help and wouldn't be so rough!!!Unless????? :D :D

[diggler]

I just hit 418mph and broke my trackball! Who would've thought a thread like this would be breaking stuff across the country. Oh well, at least I get a new trackball at work now. I told my secretary I have no idea why it doesn't work anymore. ha ha!

[THATJEFFGUY]

Wow..415 mph. I can't decide if I should be proud or ashamed !!

[FMluvswater]

Got no printer can't do the copy save as .jpg thing got no proof whatsoever :( but my highest score so far is 760MPH. :cool:
Edit: I just beat my own highscore ... make that 763MPH. Edit 2: LOL! Ok beat it again 774MPH. This is fun. :)
[ June 24, 2003, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

[jlnorthrup122]

447 mhp then 521 bitches!!! How do you guys post the dealio? :D

[FMluvswater]

777!!! :D :D Not trying anymore! :D I rather like that number! :D

[jlnorthrup122]

777 ahw **** now I'm gona be here all night tryin to beat your ass :D

[FMluvswater]

It won't bother me if you do! :D Good luck with it jl! :cool:

[jlnorthrup122]

Does this mean I win?
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
http://www.just-free-porn.com/gallery/0708r/pics/13.jpg

[Hal]

May as well spank this to... (http://www.hoslap.net/)

[FMluvswater]

No. What a waste of perfectly good ... uhh ... yeah ok jl it means you win! :D :D :D WTG!

[FMluvswater]

Hal:
May as well spank this to... (http://www.hoslap.net/) I only got 331 on that one.

[jlnorthrup122]

I was going to use one of the pics out of my own file but I figured shouldn't violate wifey today. besides if that was my load on that chicks face She would need a presure washer with the load that I am buildin up due to this disease I got called Shouldwakalotduetolakanookie! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Ok Somebody stop while I am ahead!!!!

[jlnorthrup122]

No. What a waste of perfectly good ... uhh ... yeah ok jl it means you win! WTG!
I know You were gona say Proteen rite! :D :D :D wink :) wink

[FMluvswater]

jlnorthrup122:
No. What a waste of perfectly good ... uhh ... yeah ok jl it means you win! WTG!
I know You were gona say Proteen rite! :D :D :D wink :) wink ... uhh ... well ... no of course not ... I was gonna say ... uhh ... hmm ... oh! I know! I was gonna say lotion ... cuz it was a facial right? http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins/em/033102/033102angel_1_prv.gif wink

[jlnorthrup122]

Lotion Ah yeah its made by that Cosmetics company with the theme song that Goes something like this Easy breasy Naughty girls :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
[ June 24, 2003, 08:03 PM: Message edited by: jlnorthrup122 ]

[Holy Tera]

While you have the score page open go to the top of your keyboard, hit the PRINT SCREEN button, then go to Start>Programs>Accessories and open up MS Paint. Go to File or something up top of that window and choose PASTE, then save as a .jpg file if it lets you. If not save as a .bmp file, open in your photo program and Save as a .jpg, then post it here. DOn't try posting the .bmp, it's too big!

[jlnorthrup122]

Thank You You are awsome

[jlnorthrup122]

Ah Sweet victory I can spank the monkey faster than FM :D :D :D :D http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/610high_scoer-med.jpg pig_flyi

[jlnorthrup122]

FM I hope to god you didn't think I was refering to you in any way with this Lotion Ah yeah its made by that Cosmetics company with the theme song that Goes something like this Easy breasy Slutty girls I just read it in context and It could be easily taken the wrong way I feel bad now I am sorry!!

[FMluvswater]

Im****ingpressive! Oh oops wrong thread ... nice one jl!! :D

[FMluvswater]

jlnorthrup122:
FM I hope to god you didn't think I was refering to you in any way with this Lotion Ah yeah its made by that Cosmetics company with the theme song that Goes something like this Easy breasy Slutty girls I just read it in context and It could be easily taken the wrong way I feel bad now I am sorry!! I did wonder but you did use smileys and I didn't wanna be a wuss about it. Thanks for clarifying jl. :)

[jlnorthrup122]

I saw that in context and instantly thought awh bad Joe Bad :( but I think it is way cool to see You Chikies on the Boards Futin wit da fella's :cool: If I could only get my wife to get into one of my boats then I could teach her to operate one and I could bring em both out to the lake. But Yeah I felt bad about that I don't think bad of Yah I think more ladies should be like Yah. So it feels good to straiten that up Hey did Yah see the high score?

[PoonDaddy]

I want to spank the monkey but my computer is too slow and old to jive. I guess I'll have to go with the real thing tonight and give the game a try at work tomorrow. :D

[FMluvswater]

jlnorthrup122:
I saw that in context and instantly thought awh bad Joe Bad :( but I think it is way cool to see You Chikies on the Boards Futin wit da fella's :cool: If I could only get my wife to get into one of my boats then I could teach her to operate one and I could bring em both out to the lake. But Yeah I felt bad about that I don't think bad of Yah I think more ladies should be like Yah. So it feels good to straiten that up Hey did Yah see the high score? We're good jl. :D
Yeah I saw your high score- already posted a reply to it. :D :D But I'll give you more kudos ... You da man jl! :D
Hey jl? I wonder if anyone can hit it at 1000MPH? I mean you almost got 900 already ... :D

[jlnorthrup122]

Awh Shit I feel the pressure on now. Let me tune my shit up and clean out the cookie jar and then see what happens!! Now I sound like a computer nerd Oh well I have College to blame that one on! :D :D :D :D :D :D

[FMluvswater]

Woohooo! You're gonna try it eh? Cool beans!! :D :D Awesome! I damn near sprained my arm just hitting 777MPH ... so you go jl!! :D :D ... :o and it suddenly occurs to me just what I'm encouraging you to do ... LMAO now!!! :D

[HOSS]

I`ll quit hittin` that ol` boy when it either quits gettin` stiff or it guits feelin` good.

[jlnorthrup122]

it suddenly occurs to me just what I'm encouraging you to do Yeah come to think of it Hmmmmmm Whats Your sign? Virgo scorpio ect ect? :D :D :D :D :D :D wink

[FMluvswater]

jlnorthrup122:
it suddenly occurs to me just what I'm encouraging you to do Yeah come to think of it Hmmmmmm Whats Your sign? Virgo scorpio ect ect? :D :D :D wink It's a rare sign ... called marriedmenareofflimitstome :D ever hear of it? wink
Otherwise I'm an Aquarius, babe! What's your sign? wink :D

[jlnorthrup122]

Silly me I'm a turas I'm all bull babe! :D

[FMluvswater]

jlnorthrup122:
Silly me I'm a turas I'm all bull babe! :D determination in spades :)

[jlnorthrup122]

marriedmenareofflimitstome Yeah there off limits to me to :D :D :D :D
Just Haven fun with yah thats all wink Yah lost me on the deturmination in spades though :)

[FMluvswater]

jlnorthrup122:
marriedmenareofflimitstome Yeah there off limits to me to :D :D :D eek! I should hope so! LOL! wink
jlnorthrup122:
Yah lost me on the deturmination in spades though :) I was just trying to be diplomatic in saying that Tauruses are known for being stubborn. It just sounds more complimentary to call it determination! :D
In spades just means more than your fair share of ahem determination! wink LOL!

[FMluvswater]

Oh hey jl? My best friend beat your high score! She clocked 927MPH! Which one of you is gonna hit the 1000 first I wonder? :D

[jlnorthrup122]

I was just trying to be diplomatic in saying that Tauruses are known for being stubborn. It just sounds more complimentary to call it determination!
In spades just means more than your fair share of ahem determination! LOL! Well Thank You very much (on the stuborn part)
Married men are off limits to my wife too :D :D Just kidding but that guy better hope I don't findem though :D :D You friend wooped my ass already damn i better get on the ball I like the monkey spanken tunes :D So Does you sign marriedmenareofflimitstome mean I shouldnt change my forum name to MrFMluvswaterbabe :D :D
[ June 24, 2003, 09:19 PM: Message edited by: jlnorthrup122 ]

[FMluvswater]

Oh I know!! I groove to that music ... probably why I can't get past my 777 (mind you I'm not really trying to but I'm still playing it anyway cuz of the funky tunes)! :D I like the reward screen tunes the best so I try to always clock at least 200! :D

[jlnorthrup122]

I've got a secret move garanteed to spank that monkey over 500 MPH every time :D :D :D :D

[FMluvswater]

jlnorthrup122:
So Does you sign marriedmenareofflimitstome mean I shouldnt change my forum name to MrFMluvswaterbabe :D :D That would be pretty funny! Usually it's the chick who puts Mrs in front of a guys screen name!
Oh and that sign doesn't apply if it's my own husband ... which I don't anymore .. own one that is lol! wink :D

[clownpuncher]

My wrist is getting sore :( :D frown

[jlnorthrup122]

Lookin at your avitar makes me thirsty if you don't mind my sayen :D :D :D

[clownpuncher]

jlnorthrup122:
Lookin at your avitar makes me thirsty if you don't mind my sayen :D :D :D Would you like a :D cold glass with that?

[jlnorthrup122]

Hey FM You should Check this bad ass video out while jamin to the rippin tunes Don't try this at home (http://www.harbercrafteagle.com/EagleRacing/RMedia/16ERA.avi) it is compliments of eagle racing :cool:

[FMluvswater]

jlnorthrup122:
I've got a secret move garanteed to spank that monkey over 500 MPH every time :D :D :D :D My friend just upped the ante she clocked 957MPH! Better use that trick and find another as well! :D

[jlnorthrup122]

Would you like a cold glass with that? Do I have a choice I was kinda wanten both flavors and I think a glass would only pose as an obstacle! :D :D :D :D

[FMluvswater]

jlnorthrup122:
Hey FM You should Check this bad ass video out while jamin to the rippin tunes Don't try this at home (http://www.harbercrafteagle.com/EagleRacing/RMedia/16ERA.avi) it is compliments of eagle racing :cool: Wow jl!!! Wicked vid!!! Love that song too! Was that Linkin Park? :cool:

[jlnorthrup122]

Your friend will never beat me now HEH HEH HEH!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/610cheat-med.bmp

[FMluvswater]

Holy mother****ing shit jl!!! You DEFINITELY DA MAN now!!! Wooo****inghoo!!!! :D :D :D You go dude!! You killed that damn monkey!!! Yeah!!! :D :D She'll never even come close and you better not have photochopped that or I'll have to take back all my enthusiastic kudos!! wink :D

[jlnorthrup122]

is that lincoln park? I don't know for sure aren't they from Waterloo Iowa?
Here is there media page with all there current videos
don't try any of this @ home (http://www.harbercrafteagle.com/EagleRacing/RMedia/)

[diggler]

jlnorthrup122:
Your friend will never beat me now HEH HEH HEH!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/610cheat-med.bmp Maybe just me, but isn't that "2" a little lower than the rest of the number?

[FMluvswater]

jl? Is diggler right? Did you snow me? If you did I'll have to go edit out all those kudos ... :D
[ June 25, 2003, 12:18 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

[jlnorthrup122]

Your friend will never beat me now HEH HEH HEH! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[FMluvswater]

So you stand by your claim? Not a photochop. Ok. :)

[malcolm]

My vote is photochop.
:D

[FMluvswater]

jl? ... the longer I believe you the madder I'll be if malcolm and diggler are right. :)
What is the highest speed you've clocked on that game?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

O.K showing Mr, flyin vee spank the monkey.I spilt his beer GAME OVER TILT TILT TILT TILT !!!
:( eek! :D :( eek! :D

[Chase]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
O.K now I got 321 how do I save it so I don't look like a liar Just someone who can spank the monkey and be proud? eek! LMAO
:D :D :D :D :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Well that made me his beer biatch today!!!! :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Had to bring it up again. It is way too boring tonight. :D :p

[jlnorthrup122]

I love the victory music! :D Oh yeah and my quadruple score aint no fraud :D :D :D You see I took an opritunity to align my satelite reciever two egrometers into the rotation of the stellar molecular longevity of the third hypothasyse of the fifth element of the total recal of the babylon galactacar disfuncionally full of shit. and bam you just read the biggest line of shit on these forums! :D :D :D

[jlnorthrup122]

originally posted by mrs flyinvee:
Had to bring it up again. It is way too boring tonight. Yep you know it is really boring on here when I am at the stripclub with my wife! she cracks me up! :D

[jlnorthrup122]

Hell Yeah found this shit!!!! I love the disco beat AAUUUUHHHHHH HHHHHHHEEELLLLL YEAAAAH!!!!!!! Gota Spank that dank monkey!! Piece!:D :D

[FMluvswater]

oic you found it. :)

[jlnorthrup122]

Hells Yeah an I still got it too!!:D :D :D

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by jlnorthrup122
Hells Yeah an I still got it too!!:D :D :D
Uh-huh ... but is it photchopped or the real thing? :confused: :eek: ;)

[jlnorthrup122]

UMMM AUUUHHHH WEEEEEEELLLL Iam the best an all but it is indeed so very chopped!!!!!;) :D :D :D :D

[Cheap Thrills]

Weeeeee ! 398mph :eek!:
C.T. :wink:

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by jlnorthrup122
UMMM AUUUHHHH WEEEEEEELLLL Iam the best an all but it is indeed so very chopped!!!!!;) :D :D :D :D
I should be mad ... but it's you so I can't be. :) Prankster. :p :D

[jlnorthrup122]

YEP that on lasted damn near a year!!!:D The trick is to click on the pimp hand and hold it while you scroll your mouse off the screen and bring it back behind the monkey!!!!;) :D :D

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
My friend just upped the ante she clocked 957MPH!
What is your friend doing Friday night, FM? :)

[jlnorthrup122]

What is your friend doing Friday night, FM?
ROTFLMAO!!!! I get her saterday night!!!!:D

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by jlnorthrup122
ROTFLMAO!!!! I get her saterday night!!!!:D
She lives in San Diego. :) Good luck to you both. You'll need it. ;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

TTT for those of you that can spank the monkey real good.. here's some practice.. :D :D :D :D

[FMluvswater]

Where's the PRO MONKEY SPANKER now?!!! :D LMAO jl!

[jlnorthrup122]

Here I am FM! (little late!) this post will never die!!! :D

[FMluvswater]

Here I am FM! (little late!) this post will never die!!! :D
Fine by me! :cool: :D

[lewiville]

272 mph
how the hell do you spank the monkey at 272mph..... I broke my wrist at 88moh

[jlnorthrup122]

I am hitting 760s tonight FM!! I still got it! :rollside:

[FMluvswater]

how the hell do you spank the monkey at 272mph..... I broke my wrist at 88moh
LMAO! Yeah that game should come with warnings to remove all beverages and have first aid kit on hand! :D There's a trick to getting higher speeds ... hold down the mouse button, carefully drag the hand around the outer edges of the screen to behind the monkey and let go. :cool:

[FMluvswater]

I am hitting 760s tonight FM!! I still got it! :rollside:
Alright JL! You da PRO MONKEY SPANKER for sure! :cool:

[switchin'addiction]

378 on the HoSlap & 447 on Spanking the Monkey...

[FMluvswater]

I can't beat my previous high score of 777 ... tonight I'm a slow 664! :D
Where's JL? :(

[Boy Named Sue]

You mean people keep score? My competive nature urges me to reveal my record yet national and state laws prohibit me from doing so.
I mock you all. :skull:

[FMluvswater]

You mean people keep score? My competive nature urges me to reveal my record yet national and state laws prohibit me from doing so.
I mock you all. :skull:
link is in first post lol :D
704 I'm getting closer to beating my high :idea:

[Boy Named Sue]

link is in first post lol :D
704 I'm getting closer to beating my high :idea:
Nose ring to Prince Albert? Thats like 36 links if you use 3/8" chain.

[Boy Named Sue]

Nose ring to Prince Albert? Thats like 36 links if you use 3/8" chain.
Using the metric system, I'd need a team of scientists to DISCOVER my sex.
Fags.

[Cheap Thrills]

I dont have enough room on my desk for this game :cry:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1127untitled.JPG
C.T. :wink:

[CHEETAH24]

only 312,i'm guessing i'm just going to have to spank my monkey a little bit longer..

[FMluvswater]

I dont have enough room on my desk for this game :cry:
C.T. :wink:
Hogwash! :D According to JL you don't need a lot of room ... :D
The trick is to click on the pimp hand and hold it while you scroll your mouse off the screen and bring it back behind the monkey!!!!;) :D :D
It's the only way I can get over 600. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

bored.. thought i would bring this back up.:D