What sex are they?

[malcolm]

What Sex are they?
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything
in, but you can
always see right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished,
with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes
a while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is
over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to
light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's
the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and
squeezable and retain
water.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over
the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd
say male. But
consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying.
Yes, this was sent to me by a woman.
[ May 13, 2003, 05:53 PM: Message edited by: malcolm ]

[hoolign]

I was gonna say...FMluvswaterbabe musta got to you :D
[ May 13, 2003, 06:09 PM: Message edited by: hoolign ]

[FMluvswater]

:D Hey now, Hoolign!! Well, rest assured it wasn't me! :D
I do think it is a really funny and cool analysis, malcolm. :) Any chance you'll post another copy of it in the Men and Women Equations thread? We're all trying to figure each other out. I don't think either side ever really will but it sure is fun trying! wink :D

[Catmando]

malcolm:
What Sex are they?
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything
in, but you can
always see right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished,
with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes
a while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is
over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to
light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's
the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and
squeezable and retain
water.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over
the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd
say male. But
consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying.
Yes, this was sent to me by a woman. Yep wink :D

[hoolign]

:D

[malcolm]

:D Hoolign, I was thinking the same thing! :D
FMLWB, I thought of you when I saw it.
ps-you're quite a writer there girl! :D

[FMluvswater]

malcolm:
:D Hoolign, I was thinking the same thing! :D
FMLWB, I thought of you when I saw it.
ps-you're quite a writer there girl! :D You guys! :p :D LOL!
Re: my writing ... if you're referring to the Jeff and Erin story thanks. :) I had fun writing that.
[ May 13, 2003, 08:19 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

[hoolign]

and im jeff :D
big studly manly type guy with nothing but passion
matched only by my insatiable sex drive :D
[ May 13, 2003, 08:39 PM: Message edited by: hoolign ]

[malcolm]

I was talking about the Chloe story. devil
Come on I'm a guy, I go right for the good stuff. :D

[FMluvswater]

malcolm:
I was talking about the Chloe story. devil
Come on I'm a guy, I go right for the good stuff. :D Ohhh! Do you mean the offbeat one on my site? eek! :D Or another one? I've written A LOT of stories featuring Chloe. :)

[FMluvswater]

hoolign:
and im jeff :D
big studly manly type guy with nothing but passion
matched only by my insatiable sex drive :D LMFAO! Got references? wink Corroboration is required for such a loaded statement, Hoolign, hon! :D Ha ha ha!

[malcolm]

The Humiliation of Chloe
The monitor got a little steamed up on that one, at least I think that's what it was. :D

[FMluvswater]

malcolm:
The Humiliation of Chloe
The monitor got a little steamed up on that one, at least I think that's what it was. :D Yeah that one was me venting just a tad! LOL! I think I kept it from being too bad by the end though. Last chapter was the part I most enjoyed writing! Damn that song just was so perfect!! Funny thing about writing is I never know if I'm getting across to readers what I'm seeing in my mind and when I re-read my own stuff I don't really know what I'm reading it just triggers the original images I had in my brain. Does that make any sense? Anyway I do reread my own stuff and if I wait long enough I don't really even recall the writing process. :) Brain porn! Woohooo!! wink My hardcopy of HOC is umm tattered :D ! LOL! I'm so vain. :rolleyes:

[malcolm]

If that was venting, feel free to vent anytime! :D

[FMluvswater]

malcolm:
If that was venting, feel free to vent anytime! :D Thanks, malcolm. :D That story gets a lot of 'hits' but very few people will admit to reading it never mind liking it. :) I appreciate the feedback. :)

[malcolm]

I know what you mean. I tried to get the wife to read it, she thought it was a little too much. jawdrop

[FMluvswater]

Many of my female acquaintances found it disturbing but my closest female friends thoroughly enjoyed it. Different strokes for different folks I guess. :)

[malcolm]

Heh-heh, she said strokes. :D
I'm so 12!

[FMluvswater]

malcolm:
Heh-heh, she said strokes. :D
I'm so 12! LMFAO!! I baited you and you fell for it!! You don't write like I do and not know that strokes is an incendiary word!!! :D :D No harm no foul okay? I couldn't resist! No not 12 just a man! :D LMAO!

[malcolm]

I couldn't resist! No not 12 just a man! Ok, now this is starting to sound like it belongs in your thread. :)

[FMluvswater]

:D No hard feelings? LMAO!!!