Funny T-shirt slogans

[FMluvswater]

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try and keep up!"
Whatchu got? :D

[MagicMtnDan]

http://www2.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=12158&stc=1
Hi FM!

[91nordic29]

i like this one: I DO ALL MY OWN STUNTS! :p

[Debbolas]

I bought this one for my brother who is a hair stylist
"Runs with Sissors"
:D

[soupersonic]

I have one that says in very small letters, so you have to squint to read it " Nosey little focker aren't you "

[FMluvswater]

I just kept laughing with every post! Those are all great! I want more! :D

[Debbolas]

My daughter has one that says "Debate like a Girl"
(She is in debate)
:D
and my sis has one that says "Of Course it HURTS" advertising a Tattoo shop
:)

[FMluvswater]

This one always makes me :D ...
http://new.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=12159&stc=1

[piper]

On a Sniper t-shirt, "If you run, You'll only die tired"

[FLEA DIDDY]

I had one back in the day that read "Masterbation is not a crime" It came out after PEEWEE HERMAN was busted rubbin one out in the theater. LOL

[NashvilleBound]

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try and keep up!"
Whatchu got? :D
I always liked that one. I have a few ...... I might not be too bright but i can lift heavy things.... I liked you better before you said Hello...... This is not the life i ordered... They were funny the first time i wore them....now I only work on my truck or boat with them....

[Dan Lorenze]

"You look hotter on myspace"

[boater012]

A couple good ones I have! " practice safe sex, go **** yourself"
"If you were a crayon you'd be the color stupid" (with a box of crayons and one of them is named stupid).

[YeLLowBoaT]

"top 10 reasons to date a wrestler
10. they know the importance of pentration
9. just as good on top as they are on the bottum
8. just as good on thier feet as they are on thier knees
7. can score of any postion.
6. they understand the importance of portective gear.
5.they are so strong they can hold you down
4.they know how to ride
3.they don't care how ugly you are, they will still pin you
2.they go full bore all the time
1endurance, endurance, enudrance....."
then there is the old stand by....
" I do what the voices in my head tell me too"

[Boatcop]

I saw this on a T-shirt.
Cracked me up.....
http://kolder.com/images/store/designs/full/2115.jpg

[HBjet]

I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW
TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE
TOM IS MY ONLY FRIEND
COULD YOU COME BACK
IN A FEW BEERS?
SORRY FOR BEING SO F*CKING SEXY
YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER
STOP MIDGET ON MIDGET CRIME
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/20baiters.jpg
HBjet

[WUTWZAT]

:crossx: I like this one for this summer! :crossx:
Haha, midget on midget crime!!!

[v-drive]

Injection is nice!
But i'd rather be blown!

[G-Body]

http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=12166&stc=1
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=12167&stc=1