Road Warrior plot flaw

[78Eliminator]

So all these knuckleheads are out in the middle of the desert wasteland, looking for fuel. Max ****s up and runs out of gas. All these dudes with shaved heads want to bust into this refinery in the middle of the desert to get some fuel.
So the dudes that are trying to break into the refinery that Max is kicking it at, they all need fuel really bad. Funny, they seem to have an unlimited supply of nitrous oxide. I think the process to produce and bottle nitrous oxide is a little more complex than refining fuel. Why don't those guys just work something out? The refinery dudes will give them some fuel, and they will give them some n2o. They can even have a barbeque and celebrate like they pilgims did.
Everyone knows the shit about Max turning off the blower is bullshit. And hey Max, why is your dog so big and healthy when all you are feeding him is an empty dog food can that he gets to lick? You know what Max, you're a ****ing liar!!!!!!!!!!
The little shit that throws a boomerang is full of shit too. Ever thrown a boomerang? They NEVER come right back to you. **** YOU LIAR BOY!
Also, Max drive this car all over the place but who works on it? It's a blower motor but he has like 300,000+ miles on it. Who freshens it up? Where is the machine shop Max? Who makes your parts is this post apocolyptic shit hole?
Back to these refinery jack offs. Where do they get their food? Soilent green or do they eat eachother's shit? You can't eat oil. I stole some gas when I was a kid and got a mouthfull of fuel and it tastes like shit and I got a bad stomach ache so don't try to tell me they eat and drink fuel. LIARS!
Oh, Max, that AMC Javelin is real nice. It's good to see that you picked a car that they produced so many of so you can find parts laying around all over the desert. I like those big huge alluminum fuel cells you put in the car too. Are they full of booze? They must be cause you're a drunk liar!!!!!!
**** Max, Mad Max, The Road Warrior and Tina Turner.
[ June 20, 2003, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]

[Essex502]

When you go to the movies you have to suspend your disbelief. You think Superman can fly? The Hulk can be transformed from a human? Hey, within the genre, Mad Max, Road Warrior and Beyond Thunderdome did alright. It's science FICTION for god's sake.

[Blown 472]

That is some funny shit, that was not an amc, it is a charger that they made for our shit eating friends down there.

[78Eliminator]

Essex502:
When you go to the movies you have to suspend your disbelief. You think Superman can fly? The Hulk can be transformed from a human? Hey, within the genre, Mad Max, Road Warrior and Beyond Thunderdome did alright. It's science FICTION for god's sake. Don't make me go there Essex502. I was so pissed when I watched superman, that I almost ran to the silver screen and tore it down so the lies would stop.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

What!!!!!!! So superman really can't fly????? :D :D

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
That is some funny shit, that was not an amc, it is a charger that they made for our shit eating friends down there. My first job was washing dishes in some shit hole fish market. The store was called "Honest Fish". What kind of stupid ass name was that? Anyway, my point is that when I worked there I washed dishes (you were the shit if you worked the counter, but I was the loser dishwasher boy). Anyway, the counter guy, a guy name Brian Knight, said it was an AMC. Mother ****er. That was when I was 14 and I have thought it was an AMC since. I need to find Brian and set him striaght. When I worked there, the boss man accused me of stealing a rice spoon. What the hell would a 14 y/o boy want with a big rice spoon? Idiots!
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[78Eliminator]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
What!!!!!!! So superman really can't fly????? :D :D No kidding!!!!???? I put on my superman underoos and some of my mother's lipstick and jumped off our house and messed my shit up when I was 15. I know now that hollywood is full of liars!!!!!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Really now. Mine were Wonder woman and I tried jumping off my neibors garage with an umbrella.Bot did that smart. I think I was 10.I can't remember that far back. :D

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78
Give up movies and watch politics wink .

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

eliminatedsprinter:
78
Give up movies and watch politics wink . Thats a whole different argue in itself lets not and say we did. :D

[Freak]

It wasn't a charger it was a Australian version of a 1973 XB GT Ford Falcon Coupe, a car exclusive to Australia with the Concorde front end. I also remember it was a bone stock 351c with a carb under the blower case, but when I was a kid and that movie came out, it was the shat. You can see it now at the 'Cars of the Stars Motor Museum' in England. I always loved the scoop.
Remember the night rider! When you look at the night sky! MAD MAX the movie was better.
[ June 20, 2003, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: Freak ]

[Craig]

Actually, it's not a Charger or AMC, it's a 1973/4 Australian Ford XB GT Falcon.

[Sleek-Jet]

Blown 472:
That is some funny shit, that was not an amc, it is a charger that they made for our shit eating friends down there. I always thought it was a POS Australian Ford he was driving???? :D

[FMluvswater]

Damn 78Eliminator I love reading your reality checks! :D :D You're starting to sound more like when you had http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Bluffs/3583/catgifs/anicat15.gif as your avatar! Kinda miss that cat. :) :D
[ June 22, 2003, 02:42 AM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

[Sleek-Jet]

The car he was in at the beggining was as Aussie Falcon, correct???
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[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I still can't believe superman can't fly!!!!!

[Blown 472]

And how in the **** did wonderwoman get a invisible jet??

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

A little picksie dust.

[FMluvswater]

How exactly did she always know exactly where her invisible jet was even? eek!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

She new the wonder twins.

[eliminatedsprinter]

One day Superman was flying over an empty beach and he saw Wonderwoman lying naked, legs spread, thrusting her pelvis up at him.
Naturally he swooped down and rammed it home at 200mph.
Man was the Invisible Man pissed!! eek!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Is that what they call a flyin vee? :D :D

[spectratoad]

So I just bought this flying carpet and I suppose that you are going to tell me that Ahkmed ripped me off! burningm

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
And how in the **** did wonderwoman get a invisible jet?? How about her rope of truth? She would tie you up and you would have to tell the truth. There I was, 7 years old with a hard-on not even knowing that I was victom of the subtle S&M references the cartoon was making.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

But then you were just watching. Now your doin. eek! :D eek! :D

[Blown 472]

78Eliminator:
Blown 472:
And how in the **** did wonderwoman get a invisible jet?? How about her rope of truth? She would tie you up and you would have to tell the truth. There I was, 7 years old with a hard-on not even knowing that I was victom of the subtle S&M references the cartoon was making. You think she wore panties under that outfit.

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
You think she wore panties under that outfit. No way, under the stars and stripes was a raven muff.

[Blown 472]

78Eliminator:
Blown 472:
You think she wore panties under that outfit. No way, under the stars and stripes was a raven muff. You think she ****s like beast??

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

So that means superman did a muff dive. :confused:

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
78Eliminator:
Blown 472:
You think she wore panties under that outfit. No way, under the stars and stripes was a raven muff. You think she ****s like beast?? I have found in my vast sexual experience (yeah right), that the ladies who dress like sluts and have their tits hanging out and everything, well they aren't any good in the sack. It's the martha stewart ones you need to watch out for. They will chew you up and spit you out. Wonder Woman, she is all talk and probably gay.

[Blown 472]

78Eliminator:
Blown 472:
78Eliminator:
Blown 472:
You think she wore panties under that outfit. No way, under the stars and stripes was a raven muff. You think she ****s like beast?? I have found in my vast sexual experience (yeah right), that the ladies who dress like sluts and have their tits hanging out and everything, well they aren't any good in the sack. It's the martha stewart ones you need to watch out for. They will chew you up and spit you out. Wonder Woman, she is all talk and probably gay. True dat, get little miss conservative in the sack and smack her ass while you are pouring it to her, then pull her hair and bite her and she is climbing the walls and begging to have her collar put on and walked around the house with a leash on.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Does that mean the invisable man was not a man?Now i'm really :confused:

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
True dat, get little miss conservative in the sack and smack her ass while you are pouring it to her, then pull her hair and bite her and she is climbing the walls and begging to have her collar put on and walked around the house with a leash on. Yeah you know that when your boy goes in the butt before even meeting miss puss, that you have a winner.

[Blown 472]

Hell after that you can pee on the seat and she dont get pissed.

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
Hell after that you can pee on the seat and she dont get pissed. One acronym: A2M
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Blown 472]

A2M, k, I am lost

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
A2M, k, I am lost That would be an acronym you would find on the front cover of a porno movie to describe the contents:
A2M= Ass to mouth.

[eliminatedsprinter]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
Does that mean the invisable man was not a man?Now i'm really :confused: It means superman didn't see him and they both got a big 200mph suprise jawdrop
Last I heard they were moving from the westside up to Canada wink .

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

so they go from hollywood to canada! I guess we have to watch for spiderman now. :D

[LUVNLIFE]

Now where does the Hulk fit in because I heard he is a fag.