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Uplink
02-12-2003, 02:22 AM
Just another day at the office for the Border Patrol...
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<Mark> :D

Kwicherbichen
02-12-2003, 02:33 AM
A great testimate for what people from other countries will do to live in this great country (despite it's shortcomings)

jetaddict
02-12-2003, 02:50 AM
sweet!! :p

Duke
02-12-2003, 02:57 AM
How the hell'd they find her?

spectratoad
02-12-2003, 05:41 AM
That's crazy. Have to agree with Kwicherbichen. I complain alot but I wouldn't give it up.

HavasuDreamin'
02-12-2003, 05:43 AM
eek! :mad:

Liberator TJ1984
02-12-2003, 05:45 AM
Thats why my Mail Order Bride never showed up wink :D wink

hot_diggity_dog
02-12-2003, 06:21 AM
Just Unfreakin believable! eek! eek! eek!
HDD :cool:

Hermosa
02-12-2003, 06:38 AM
I thought I smelled a taco....

24RODjr
02-12-2003, 06:45 AM
Nice....
Is that what that rattle in my dash was?
-Chris

Blown 472
02-12-2003, 06:51 AM
I'll be damned, it is amazing what crawls down the vents. eek!

Jungle Boy
02-12-2003, 06:52 AM
Kwicherbichen:
A great testimate for what people from other countries will do to live in this great country (despite it's shortcomings) I'm not from the USA (Canada), but I can't agree more. I have worked in various places around the world and have seen some sad shit. Us North Americans have a lot to the be thankfull for. Sure we pay lots of taxes and watch our governments squander money on bullshit, but we have running water, electricity, heat and opportunity to success. The people that I now work with would give there right nut to have the opportunity to have any one of these things. Be thankfull every day. :)
[ February 12, 2003, 06:53 AM: Message edited by: Jungle Boy ]

JetBoatRich
02-12-2003, 07:10 AM
That was classic, looks like they cut her out. She must have grown up in the dash :D

Blown 472
02-12-2003, 07:18 AM
Jungle Boy:
Kwicherbichen:
A great testimate for what people from other countries will do to live in this great country (despite it's shortcomings) I'm not from the USA (Canada), but I can't agree more. I have worked in various places around the world and have seen some sad shit. Us North Americans have a lot to the be thankfull for. Sure we pay lots of taxes and watch our governments squander money on bullshit, but we have running water, electricity, heat and opportunity to success. The people that I now work with would give there right nut to have the opportunity to have any one of these things. Be thankfull every day. :) She had nuts??? eek! I agree with you.

24RODjr
02-12-2003, 07:25 AM
Dude....you get started early with the twisted stuff and just keep goin'.
Gotta love it!
:D :D

spectratoad
02-12-2003, 07:57 AM
At least she had a pillow. eek!

HammerDown
02-12-2003, 08:08 AM
That would be a bitch if she need a pee break!

JetBoatRich
02-12-2003, 09:13 AM
RiverDave:
That'd suck if they impounded the car and didn't know she was in there.
RD Probably start to smell after awhile frown

miller19j
02-12-2003, 09:17 AM
Is that chick dead? She does not look alive to me.

JetBoatRich
02-12-2003, 09:24 AM
Except for the last picture, looked as if her baody position never moved?

Jordy
02-12-2003, 09:28 AM
Not like she has a lot of room to get creative with her position. Why would you want to smuggle dead folks anyway? :D :D :D (that is of course, unless you have some kind of severly focked up mental condition and just want to be near her at all times). :confused: :D

DogHouse
02-12-2003, 09:32 AM
Wow, that's desperate! eek!

mbrown2
02-12-2003, 09:41 AM
Focker should have bought an Open Bow....

Jordy
02-12-2003, 09:45 AM
Weekend at Bernies? I don't remember this scene... :confused:

Blown 472
02-12-2003, 10:23 AM
Could you tell her to stop breathing, every time she exhales the damn wipers go on. :p

missboatnam1
02-12-2003, 11:23 AM
thats unreal, how in the hell did they find her???...what seems weird, is i go thru the boarder patrol all the time, and they dont even open my trunk or look inside the back seat????
they must look suspicious :cool:

HammerDown
02-12-2003, 04:06 PM
Makes ya want to put something in the Glove Box :rolleyes: ...OK, sorry about that.

Havasu_Jet_85
02-12-2003, 06:31 PM
Damn eek! eek!

Uplink
02-12-2003, 10:40 PM
Funny sh**t, Here was the story in the email I got...
ALIEN SMUGGLING - 135 POUND WOMAN HIDDEN BEHIND THE DASHBOARD OF A CAR. A US Customs Primary Inspector at a border crossing asked the driver of this suburban for vehicle registration. Suddenly, a hand came out of the glove compartment, producing the requested document which the driver showed the Inspector. Since the driver did not seem to be a member of the "Adam's Family", the Inspector became suspicious, thus leading to a full search. Just think, if alien smugglers can put a 135 pound body behind the dashboard, imagine what they can do with dope. - Tuesday, July.31.2001 - See pics.

JetBoatRich
02-13-2003, 04:14 AM
She handed the registration? Seems kinda stupid after going to trouble of hiding in the dash for who knows how many hours

Hermosa
02-13-2003, 06:28 AM
HammerDown:
Makes ya want to put something in the Glove Box :rolleyes: ...OK, sorry about that. Funny stuff! Leave a little something in the glove box..

Hermosa
02-13-2003, 06:30 AM
Uplink:
Funny sh**t, Here was the story in the email I got...
ALIEN SMUGGLING - 135 POUND WOMAN HIDDEN BEHIND THE DASHBOARD OF A CAR. A US Customs Primary Inspector at a border crossing asked the driver of this suburban for vehicle registration. Suddenly, a hand came out of the glove compartment, producing the requested document which the driver showed the Inspector. Since the driver did not seem to be a member of the "Adam's Family", the Inspector became suspicious, thus leading to a full search. Just think, if alien smugglers can put a 135 pound body behind the dashboard, imagine what they can do with dope. - Tuesday, July.31.2001 - See pics. That's not a Suburban...

JetBoatRich
02-13-2003, 06:54 AM
suburban or ford? what's the difference she is in the dash wink
[ February 13, 2003, 06:54 AM: Message edited by: JetBoatRich ]

Hermosa
02-13-2003, 06:56 AM
JetBoatRich:
suburban or ford? what's the difference she is in the dash wink That's true, I was kinda missing the point there...