PDA

View Full Version : The French will be Helping Saddam!!



Mandelon
02-05-2003, 02:24 PM
You knew this was coming, those French, from the Country of Whine !!
PARIS-In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques
Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the
'War on Terror' after all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite Battalion
du Specialistes d'Abandonnement (Surrender Specialists) of France's
vaunted Armees de la Terre are preparing for movement to Iraq, where they
will advise the Iraqi Republican Guards on the protocol of their
upcoming surrender to American Armed Forces.
"It is important to be overbearingly haughty and insufferable
when surrendering," said Colonel Philippe Marie-Jeane Yves-Montand
Gauloise du Petite Pommes, commanding officer of the elite Surrender
Specialists, who has personally surrendered in countless battles dating back
to Dien Bien Phu in 1954. "We French are world masters at surrendering,
n'est c'est pas? Not like you arrogant Americans, who never
surrender. Ha! I spit on your American victories!"
President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending
3,000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateurs Francaise to assist
the Iraqis in avidly collaborating with the Americans, while pretending
to be part of a non-existent resistance movement

Irishluck
02-05-2003, 02:31 PM
I'm with you there how many times have we bailed out the French? Then they have the nerve to not support us against this mad man. They really are a bunch of pussies

Raskal
02-05-2003, 07:02 PM
blow up those harry basterds to eek!

Tee
02-05-2003, 08:22 PM
The Broads are harry there too. jawdrop

AZKC
02-06-2003, 09:59 AM
When the first gun is fired they'll(France) surrender anyway, :D
KC

24RODjr
02-06-2003, 10:26 AM
Let's all ask Playtime what he thinks....
wink

Laveyman
02-06-2003, 01:14 PM
They'll sit back and play the arrogant bastards they are until one of the terrorist groups supported by Iraq flys a 727 into the Eiffel Tower. Then they whine, snivel and bitch that we didn't do anything when we could have.
FOCK the French. We don't need them for anything. Their wine sucks, their languge is impossible, their people are pompous a$$es, they don't use deoderant, and their women are hairy as a yeti!!!

Kurtis500
02-06-2003, 01:54 PM
Hey, they let HITLER get away with everything right next door to them, why would we expect them to do a damn thing about Iraq anyways.
Move over boys(french), theres real men at work.

sandblasted
02-06-2003, 06:43 PM
Kurtis500:
Hey, they let HITLER get away with everything right next door to them, why would we expect them to do a damn thing about Iraq anyways.
Move over boys(french), theres real men at work. The French are worried because the highest number of minorities in France are Muslim Algerians...a few million of them...
Besides, Why would we want their help?...prior to World War 2 the French army was the largest in Europe...The Germans drove through them and brought them to the surrender table in 2 weeks...then many frenchmen turned on their own people and helped the nazis..
Screw the French.

058
02-06-2003, 07:23 PM
I just saw an advertisement of a sale on French military rifles, never fired just thrown down once. :D :D :D All the new French navy ships are equipped with glass bottoms so they can see the old French navy. eek!

rrrr
02-07-2003, 07:03 AM
Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without an accordian..... :D