View Full Version : Why couldn't the boy go to see the pirate movie???
mtndewdrops
05-14-2003, 08:28 PM
BECAUSE IT WAS RATED.......AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!! :rolleyes:
Okay that was a bit corny but my 11 year old told me that and I cracked up (I must be tired).
Lets hear another joke I can repeat to my kids...ANYBODY got any???
hoolign
05-14-2003, 08:32 PM
wanna hear a dirty joke....three white horses fell im the mud eek!
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hoolign
05-14-2003, 08:41 PM
**** ...i just spit my beer all over the computer
LMAO :D :D :D
HighRoller
05-14-2003, 08:50 PM
You know why the monkey fell out of the tree?
Because he was dead!
jlnorthrup122
05-16-2003, 12:53 PM
This dude was sittin out on his porch drinkin a beer watchen his wife mow the yard when the nabor bitch walked up to him in a rage and tolded him he should be hung. I replied I mean he replied I am why do you thing she is mowning the yard? :D
FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 01:02 PM
Christopher Robin saw Piglet peering into the toilet. "Piglet what are you doing?"
Piglet looked nervously between Christopher and the task,
"Oh Christopher Robin, well what I am doing that is er well I er what I mean to say well what I am doing well I I I'm I'm ... oh I'm lookin for Pooh!"
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