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HCS
07-12-2003, 10:57 PM
When will you die..... :rolleyes:
Death test (http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/)
78

Jungle Boy
07-13-2003, 12:59 AM
I'm good till Oct 7 - when I'm 78 years old. eek!

01RENEGADE
07-13-2003, 06:35 AM
83... I wonder how big the boats will be on the river by then? :D

JetBoatRich
07-13-2003, 06:43 AM
One of the funniest test ever,
April 17, 2041 at 76 years old.
Got to love the questions :D :D

HCS
07-13-2003, 06:48 AM
JetBoatRich:
One of the funniest test ever,
April 17, 2041 at 76 years old.
Got to love the questions :D :D Pretty funny. Are you going to mark your calander? :D

JetBoatRich
07-13-2003, 06:50 AM
HARDCORE-SKI:
JetBoatRich:
One of the funniest test ever,
April 17, 2041 at 76 years old.
Got to love the questions :D :D Pretty funny. Are you going to mark your calander? :D It is in my outlook, my wife wants to know when she can collect eek!

dmontzsta
07-13-2003, 07:14 AM
I am supposed to die in 2041 and I will be 61. :D

Kurtis500
07-13-2003, 07:26 AM
March 7.. 86years old :p

sandycheeks
07-13-2003, 07:26 AM
I guess I'm dying of cancer at age 76. 76 isn't bad, I always said I wanted to die before Hardcore. He's going to die 3 years after me. frown

JetBoatRich
07-13-2003, 08:05 AM
dmontzsta:
I am supposed to die in 2041 and I will be 61. :D Seems a little youg :mad: must have checked yes to a few more than the others

victorfb
07-13-2003, 09:20 AM
i bet we would all live longer if we had more group sex... :D

BGMAN203
07-13-2003, 10:39 AM
74 here. Then I am a gonner :mad:

riverbound
07-13-2003, 11:03 AM
JANUAR 18 2046 AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 66, MOST LIKELY OF HEART ATTACK

jlnorthrup122
07-13-2003, 11:12 AM
December 1 2056 @ 79 yars of age most likey cancer? Shit I better get the **** off this computer and start livin!! :D :D :D
OH NO I'VE GOT 53 YEARS LEFT TO LIVE!!!! cry cry cry

SandbarScot
07-13-2003, 11:14 AM
69!!!! What a number. I think I was TOO Honest :D :D :D

Jrocket
07-13-2003, 11:25 AM
Looks like next Friday around noon or so!!LMAO :D

HM
07-13-2003, 11:38 AM
March 3, 2054 at 87 years old. A little sooner than I want to go, but way above average!!

Just Tool'n
07-13-2003, 11:50 AM
I get to make it till the golden age of the magical 69, Heart attack & cancer will both do me in!
Better start living faster than I am now, cause time is running out, Shit March 9, 2030 is right around the corner.

Eric455
07-13-2003, 03:22 PM
june 2072. age 89. wohooo. i'll be happy in my boat when i reach that age
eric

JetBoatRich
07-13-2003, 07:58 PM
Eric455:
june 2072. age 89. wohooo. i'll be happy in my boat when i reach that age
eric We can bury you in it, if you want wink

LVjetboy
07-13-2003, 08:10 PM
I'll BE dead before I answer all those questions.

jlnorthrup122
07-13-2003, 08:13 PM
I better pull out some seriose life insurace policies out on the wife shes gona croak on feb 1 2005 according to this machine. well I can see an eliminator datona 33 1/4 canopies and twin 1400 HP engines out back pushing drysump # 6 drives! ( not realy I would be devistated to lose my wife) I wounder how fast that datona would be if they claim 103 mph with twin stock merc 496's in her?

future boater
07-13-2003, 10:22 PM
53.......are you guys being honest?

HammerDown
07-14-2003, 02:48 AM
I'm a gonner at 2035, @77 years of age...But sometimes I feel like the "Walking Dead" Now.

Essex502
07-14-2003, 05:41 AM
82

Caribbean Jet
07-14-2003, 06:49 AM
July, 28 2056
I will be 86 years old.

stroke-me
07-14-2003, 07:24 AM
Says I'm goind to die at 76 from Auto-Fellatio! Sounds like fun! :cool:

NastyOne
07-14-2003, 08:04 AM
I will live until I am 80. I think the whole sexual partners question brought me down bigtime. frown

1stepcloser
07-14-2003, 08:16 AM
Seems I am gonna die from cancer Feb. 5th, 2005 :(
That sucks.

91nordic29
07-14-2003, 08:44 AM
SandbarScot:
69!!!! What a number. I think I was TOO Honest :D :D :D Mee Too!!!! 69. that only gives me 27 more years!!! cry

HM
07-14-2003, 08:56 AM
My neighbor got this:
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi

HM
07-14-2003, 08:57 AM
LOL!
A red x, with the date of Aug 11, 2003.
FYI - His wife is pretty hot.

Her454
07-14-2003, 09:49 AM
LOL, funny questions! I guess I've at least got a few good years left....
Dead at 75..Jan 27 2038. At least Im dying in the winter time.
:D

Liberator TJ1984
07-14-2003, 10:17 AM
74 I think it has something to do with the Numerous Sex partners and unprotected Sex eek! :D :p :D
Still say I will be Nuked first before Im that old :confused:

Liberator TJ1984
07-14-2003, 10:21 AM
HolyMoly:
LOL!
A red x, with the date of Aug 11, 2003.
FYI - His wife is pretty hot. Be Sweeettt on her and make sure his policy is Paid Up wink

Ms. AquaBoogie1
07-14-2003, 11:18 AM
January 17, 2057....most likely to die from drowning......How can that be, I live in the water!!!! :D wink :p

burtandnancy
07-14-2003, 02:08 PM
What ticks me off is, I had one of those body scans and the doctor says I definately won't die of a heart attach. So that leaves me with a long, miserable, painful death of something else..

73kona455
07-14-2003, 09:45 PM
April 16, 2036
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (14%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Drowning (7%)

My Man's Sportin' Wood
07-14-2003, 10:07 PM
July 2, 2046
at the age of 75 years old
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Drowning (12%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
cry cry cry
[ July 14, 2003, 11:08 PM: Message edited by: Mrs. Sportin' Wood ]

Laveyman
07-16-2003, 12:15 PM
August 8, 2005 at the young age of 43 years old! HOLY CRAP BATMAN!!! I'VE GOT LESS THAN TWO YEARS LEFT! I think I should go apeshit and fulfill every sexual fantasy, spend money like there's no tomorrow, abuse midgets, kick canes out from under old ladies, and generally do whatever the hell I want to do.
This test is real, Isn't it? :D

JetBoatRich
07-16-2003, 12:21 PM
Fun to mess with the numbers and questions, I am pretty close to death here eek!
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 11, 2009
at the age of 44 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (15%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Cancer (12%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Electrolysis (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.