How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Gman]

Personally I say 1-2 cords tops. sleeping

[Jrocket]

Could I get the dimensions of the creatures teeth before I make a guess? :D

[Gman]

As for the woodchuck himself I'm thinking one around 16-27 inches long. Around 10-14lbs. Your typical woodchuck. Teeth like John Elway :p

[Jrocket]

GGMMAANN:
As for the woodchuck himself I'm thinking one around 16-27 inches long. Around 10-14lbs. Your typical woodchuck. Teeth like John Elway :p Good God man!!!! Thats a shit load of wood.Is he a union Wood chuck...LMAO :D

[Gman]

Sexually frustrated, with nothing better to do than chuck wood :) I believe he is a friend of Phat Kat or A.K.A. Mrs.Phat Kat :p

[Jrocket]

GGMMAANN:
Sexually frustrated, with nothing better to do than chuck wood :) I believe he is a friend of Phat Kat or A.K.A. Mrs.Phat Kat :p Ahhhh I see.Has to be non-union then. LMAO :D

[Ziggy]

You know they changed te name of that campground out on the 79 south....now its some phillipino name. Never saw a woodchuck there either.
Non-union contract chucker will do a cord and a half..per day(paid by job) boxed
Union Chucker will do the same in a week(paid by the hour) and hold the shovel the next week. :rolleyes:

[Gman]

Okay since we finally figured that one out. If fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, and fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?
But what if he really was fuzzy, but he went and had it all waxed off? Is he still considered fuzzy?

[Gman]

Thanks Ziggy. Finally that riddle is figured out. :D I did say 1-2 cords though, so I think I was right on :)

[Jrocket]

Ziggy:
You know they changed te name of that campground out on the 79 south....now its some phillipino name. Never saw a woodchuck there either.
Non-union contract chucker will do a cord and a half..per day(paid by job) boxed
Union Chucker will do the same in a week(paid by the hour) and hold the shovel the next week. :rolleyes: Holding a shovel or chucking,it all pays the same....which is alot!!! LOL :D

[Slick]

The answer is:
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :D

[ClownRoyal]

Slick:
The answer is:
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :D Slick,
How many attempts did it take to compose that without slurring the words together? :rolleyes:

[sandblasted]

the answer is..in my yard, none! because I'd shoot his rodent ass! eek!

[Ziggy]

GGMMAANN:
Okay since we finally figured that one out. If fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, and fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?
But what if he really was fuzzy, but he went and had it all waxed off? Is he still considered fuzzy? Be alot easier to answer if the Former Fuzzy was a female...but that set aside he still is Fuzzy so long as he didn't shave/wax his name too. In a few days you could call him Stubbles :D
(Yeah I got kids and plenty of riddles to listen to)

[Ziggy]

Ok try this one--
Cowboy rides off on his horse Wednesday to visit a friend, he rides back home 3 days later on Wednesday.....how could this be???? :confused: :confused:

[BiggusJimbus]

What a strange name.

[LUVNLIFE]

[QUOTE] Ahhhh I see.Has to be non-union then. LMAO
QUOTE]
Spoken like a true Local 12 operator. :D

[Jrocket]

LUVNLIFE:
[QUOTE] Ahhhh I see.Has to be non-union then. LMAO
[QUOTE]
Spoken like a true Local 12 operator. :D LMAO....that was good!!!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Ziggy:
Ok try this one--
Cowboy rides off on his horse Wednesday to visit a friend, he rides back home 3 days later on Wednesday.....how could this be???? :confused: :confused: Dahhhhhhh no comment. My head hurts what is the answer pig_flyi

[Omega21]

The horse's name is wednesday.

[Seadog]

If a beaver eats beaver, is he a cannibal?
Since a beaver eats wood, is he a fag?
If a beaver gives wood to a beaver, what the hell happened?

[HOSS]

Whatever happenned thats one beaver I don`t think I`ll be sniffin` around. wink

[75_Elim]

Ziggy:
Ok try this one--
Cowboy rides off on his horse Wednesday to visit a friend, he rides back home 3 days later on Wednesday.....how could this be???? :confused: :confused: It's a 4 day ride to his friends house...Right ?

[Slick]

ClownRoyal:
Slick:
The answer is:
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :D Slick,
How many attempts did it take to compose that without slurring the words together? :rolleyes: Odly enough that's one of those strange things I store in the back of my head. :rolleyes:

[Gman]

What the hell did I start? I was just bored! Sorry to all who had to endure this horrible, childish, thread! wink

[Ziggy]

Omega21:
The horse's name is wednesday. Omega21 is a smart guy :D

[Gman]

I like 75 elims answer :confused: But yes Omega21 was correct. So here's one for ya. How many sets of animals did Mose's put on the ark? :rolleyes:

[Ziggy]

GGMMAANN:
I like 75 elims answer :confused: But yes Omega21 was correct. So here's one for ya. How many sets of animals did Mose's put on the ark? :rolleyes: 2 of everything, mixed couples---shit I don't know
:confused: :confused:

[Gman]

None!! It was Noah frown

[Ziggy]

GGMMAANN:
None!! It was Noah :( GGGGGRRRRRRRR, to early in the day to think so straight. Must have been the Red Sea I was thinking of :D

[NastyOne]

http://www.cws-scf.ec.gc.ca/hww-fap/woodchuc/icons/photo.jpg

[Gman]

Nice woodchuck Nasty. Did you just have it stuffed? :D

[Aqua Boogie1]

Here's one for you all.......
How can you hold more water on a fork then on a table spoon???? :confused:

[LUVNLIFE]

Hold an icecube with the fork.