Definitions..................

[HavasuDreamin']

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
A. Female................Any part under a car's hood.
B. Male..................The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
A. Female.............Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
B. Male...................Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
A. Female...........The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
B. Male................Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
A. Female..............A desire to get married and raise a family.
B. Male...........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
A. Female..........A good movie, concert, play or book.
B. Male...............Anything that can be done while drinking.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
A. Female..........An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B. Male...............A source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
A. Female.........The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
B. Male..............Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
A. Female......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
B. Male..........A device for waving his girlfriend or wife from out in front of the television

[Kim Hanson]

Thats funny HD......( . )( . )....... :D

[River Ric]

Hey Dreamin, That's a rip. I just e-mailed that to my little brother and my wife at the office. See if she likes it? Probably. keep em comin!!! :D :D :D
" The River is not just a place, it is a state of Mind." :cool:

[Kim Hanson]

Two new additions to the periodic table of chemical elements Part I:
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180+
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KID (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralizes by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
...........( . )( . )..... :D

[Mandelon]

That got me laughing.....

[Kim Hanson]

What PMS Means
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
........( . )( . )...... :D

[FMluvswater]

Pretend Mating Signal
Pre Meditated Sadism
Pissed Meaningful Stare
Pissed Meaningful Silence
Pleasure Must Stop
Profound Misery Shared
Pet Me ... STOP!
Push Me .. STAY!
Most stereotypes contain at least a grain of truth. :D PMS is ... well ... it's a beach. wink