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Jetboatguru
10-02-2003, 12:15 PM
Am I the only one that has a fear of clowns? I am also a little nervous around dwarfs (midgets). LAtely, I have been noticing a fear of heights.

Blown 472
10-02-2003, 12:17 PM
all that and spiders.

Hustler
10-02-2003, 12:17 PM
Whats wrong with midgits? I think every party should have at least two :D :D

No.1 Gurupie
10-02-2003, 12:19 PM
im afraid of old people

Jetboatguru
10-02-2003, 12:19 PM
Spiders are Freakin EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
add that to the list.

Her454
10-02-2003, 12:20 PM
Spiders......
Snakes.............
Bridges....
[ October 02, 2003, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: Her454 ]

Dribble
10-02-2003, 12:20 PM
Flying... Scares the crap out of me. I have tried to beat the phobia but it is real strong.
I'll go wide open in any boat car etc... Raced cars, dirt bikes, jumped off high bridges. The flying thing is a bitch though.

NastyOne
10-02-2003, 12:21 PM
smelly puss frown

Blown 472
10-02-2003, 12:23 PM
forgeting the combo to my lock in high skool

jbtrailerjim
10-02-2003, 12:25 PM
Snakes.....Can't stand them ugly f'n things. eek!

topless
10-02-2003, 12:26 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...........I guess I'm not afraid. Can't think of anything.

Blown 472
10-02-2003, 12:27 PM
topless:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...........I guess I'm not afraid. Can't think of anything. Topless, you are truly hard. :D

Jetboatguru
10-02-2003, 12:28 PM
The ocean scares me. I have a fear that I am going to get caught up in a serious undertow.
Bridges are rather ominous too. The Bay Bridge is a scary MFer.
Paper cuts - not down with them either.
[ October 02, 2003, 07:33 PM: Message edited by: Jetboatguru ]

Caribbean Jet
10-02-2003, 12:32 PM
Those damb scary xmas dolls that my wife puts up during the Holidays. I hate those things, they freak me out everytime I see them. They even move when there are plugged in.

WILDERTHANU
10-02-2003, 12:34 PM
I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF GIRLS WITH BAD TEETH.......

topless
10-02-2003, 12:35 PM
Blown 472:
topless:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...........I guess I'm not afraid. Can't think of anything. Topless, you are truly hard. :D :D :D :D Thank you...........I guess.

Ntwotrance
10-02-2003, 12:36 PM
I'm scared shitless of fat women...afraid I'll someday be sitting there reading a paper or something and some fat woman who can't see past the flab will accidently squish me...leads to the second fear..suffocation...

Her454
10-02-2003, 12:36 PM
Caribbean Jet:
Those damb scary xmas dolls that my wife puts up during the Holidays. I hate those things, they freak me out everytime I see them. They even move when there are plugged in. :D ROTFLMAO :D I hated those damn things as
a kid! And those f'ng yard knomes (sp)!

RandyH
10-02-2003, 12:40 PM
Blown 472:
forgeting the combo to my lock in high skool 20 Years later and I still have bad dreams with that one and your late for history class too.
I still fear starting the boat motor everytime I crank the key burningm . Guess I have seen too many Flame photos on this board.
RandyH

FMluvswater
10-02-2003, 12:44 PM
Fire
Spiders
Illness
Germs
Falling
Clowns
Mannequins
Failure
Success
Pain
Painful drawn out death
Being stranded/lost by myself
Sleep
There's more but damn list is too long already and maybe even too honest. :rolleyes: :o Whatever.
I overcame one of my fears this summer. Used to be terrified to swim in water over my head but I did so this summer and I'm not scared to do it again.
[ October 02, 2003, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

Her454
10-02-2003, 12:49 PM
FMluvswaterbabe:
I overcame one of my fears this summer. Used to be terrified to swim in water over my head but I did so this summer and I'm not scared to do it again. Mind if I ask what your screen name means? And do you ever leave the house? :D
[ October 02, 2003, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Her454 ]

cyclone
10-02-2003, 12:50 PM
my boat sinking. every time i start it up you'll catch me walking to the back, leaning over the scoop and checking out the bilge. Ever since its innaugural run at Riverdave's place when my boat nearly sunk to the bottom of the keys (real deep right!)i feel i've been jinxed or a hex has been put on the boat. It doesn't leak one bit now but i'm still paranoid and i still check..

topless
10-02-2003, 12:53 PM
FMluvswaterbabe:
Fire
Spiders
Illness
Germs
Falling
Clowns
Mannequins
Failure
Success
Pain
Painful drawn out death
Being stranded/lost by myself
Sleep
There's more but damn list is too long already and maybe even too honest. :rolleyes: :o Whatever.
I overcame one of my fears this summer. Used to be terrified to swim in water over my head but I did so this summer and I'm not scared to do it again. Thats a pretty long list there girlie. Have you been to therapy????? wink
[ October 02, 2003, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: topless ]

No 1 Gurupie's Daddy
10-02-2003, 12:53 PM
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[ October 02, 2003, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: No 1 Gurupie's Daddy ]

Bad Meds
10-02-2003, 12:55 PM
When you are in the water up to your waist and "things" touch your skin that you can't see !
Creepy !

fourspeednup
10-02-2003, 12:58 PM
Fear of clowns or coulrophobia as shrinks like to call it. Guess that explains my wanting an evil clown tat.. Don't want to get it until after boating season--don't want to get spots. Could take awhile in AZ

Ntwotrance
10-02-2003, 12:59 PM
Reaching for a cure here....
FMluvswaterbabe:
Fire (beer)
Spiders (drink more beer)
Illness (beer?)
Germs (beer the germs away)
Falling (land on a beer)
Clowns (smack them with a pillow case full of beer)
Mannequins (see comments under "clown")
Failure (ummmmm....beer)
Success (less beer, more Jack Daniels)
Pain (beer the pain away)
Painful drawn out death (have a beer while you're waiting)
Being stranded/lost by myself (a beer always brings out friends you never knew were there)
Sleep (easy one...beer)

FMluvswater
10-02-2003, 01:01 PM
Her454:
FMluvswaterbabe:
I overcame one of my fears this summer. Used to be terrified to swim in water over my head but I did so this summer and I'm not scared to do it again. Mind if I ask what your screen name means? And do you ever leave the house? :D FM=Fidomom (Fido=latin based word means loyal)
luvswater - well I do I've always loved water just was afraid to go over my head in it some reason.
babe - well in retrospect it shoulda been hon I used to call everybody babe (good cover when a person's name escapes me or to indicate familiarity with a good friend)
Do I ever leave the house? LMAO! Sure I do! With the right incentives! wink

brianwhiteboy
10-02-2003, 01:02 PM
Phobias:
- river sheriff :rolleyes:
- whenever Jack Daniels comes to a party
[ October 02, 2003, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: brianwhiteboy ]

FMluvswater
10-02-2003, 01:04 PM
topless:
FMluvswaterbabe:
Fire
Spiders
Illness
Germs
Falling
Clowns
Mannequins
Failure
Success
Pain
Painful drawn out death
Being stranded/lost by myself
Sleep
There's more but damn list is too long already and maybe even too honest. :rolleyes: :o Whatever.
I overcame one of my fears this summer. Used to be terrified to swim in water over my head but I did so this summer and I'm not scared to do it again. Thats a pretty long list there girlie. Have you been to therapy????? wink You bet I have! :D Was a time I couldn't even type the word spider. wink Most of the ones I listed no longer panic me they just still make me uncomfortable. :o

Slick
10-02-2003, 01:06 PM
Clowns
Mimes
Chlostrophobic(sp), too

Slick
10-02-2003, 01:07 PM
And double posts
[ October 02, 2003, 02:08 PM: Message edited by: Slick ]

Stupid Fast
10-02-2003, 01:08 PM
Pubic Hairs on public toilets freak me out.
EMC

FMluvswater
10-02-2003, 01:09 PM
Ntwotrance:
Reaching for a cure here....
FMluvswaterbabe:
Fire (beer)
Spiders (drink more beer)
Illness (beer?)
Germs (beer the germs away)
Falling (land on a beer)
Clowns (smack them with a pillow case full of beer)
Mannequins (see comments under "clown")
Failure (ummmmm....beer)
Success (less beer, more Jack Daniels)
Pain (beer the pain away)
Painful drawn out death (have a beer while you're waiting)
Being stranded/lost by myself (a beer always brings out friends you never knew were there)
Sleep (easy one...beer)
LMAO! :D Then I need to find a beer I like the taste of. wink In all fairness I've not tried a lot of different kinds. I always say I don't like beer but really until I try more than 3 kinds how can I say that? Me and Jack Daniels are pretty chummy though. :)

Ziggy
10-02-2003, 01:34 PM
Surgeons scalpel. eek! :( cry

Jbb
10-02-2003, 01:52 PM
Guru's

Jetboatguru
10-02-2003, 02:05 PM
Needles and shots.
If I know I am going to get a shot I will start sweating at the thought of it. Friggen hate shots

Jetboatguru
10-02-2003, 02:06 PM
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[ October 02, 2003, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Jetboatguru ]

Jetboatguru
10-02-2003, 02:06 PM
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[ October 02, 2003, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: Jetboatguru ]

mike37
10-02-2003, 02:08 PM
fat chicks in thongs eek!

schiada96
10-02-2003, 02:23 PM
Jetboatguru:
. Dennis's boat going faster boat than mine

MAXIMUS
10-02-2003, 03:26 PM
I was looking for a leak yesterday with my head in a hole right by a gas meter. I looked up & there was a black widow the size of texas about 2"'s from my face!!! I screamed & my skin was freakin crawling!!! Coachroches really freak me out, spiders, chaulk board scratch thing, swimming in the ocean, swimming around docks & underwater trees, heights & roller coasters... frown

MAXIMUS
10-02-2003, 03:27 PM
Oh yea raw tomatos & onions...

phebus
10-02-2003, 03:28 PM
Angry wives scare me

Screaming Pete
10-02-2003, 03:52 PM
Caribbean Jet:
Those damb scary xmas dolls that my wife puts up during the Holidays. I hate those things, they freak me out everytime I see them. They even move when there are plugged in. Like those Nut Cracker guys that look like soliers

BGMAN203
10-02-2003, 04:47 PM
Gettin pulled over on the way home by the po po after you have had a couple beers.

FRENCHIE
10-02-2003, 05:03 PM
SNAKES, SNAKES AND MORE SNAKES! :D

Schiada76
10-02-2003, 05:44 PM
Jetboatguru:
Am I the only one that has a fear of clowns? I am also a little nervous around dwarfs (midgets). LAtely, I have been noticing a fear of heights. This is fng funny! JBG runs 160mph but he's afraid of bugs and dwarves. Maybe that's what he's racing away from. :D :D

Mohavekid
10-02-2003, 06:02 PM
Flying.
Stuff in the water that you can feel but can't see. eek! eek!

Rexone
10-02-2003, 06:23 PM
snakes (near or on me)
spiders, particularly black widders (ditto)
scorpians (again ditto)
tax meetings
insurance bills
Boostmytaxesamonte (getting elected)
Christmas shopping
Tom Brown
some third world bitch country selling a nuke to the terriorists
Topless "actually" showing up in my parking lot with her home in tow
there's more but that's enough for now.
[ October 02, 2003, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: Rexone ]

565edge
10-02-2003, 06:25 PM
Riverdaves birthday toy! :o :o :o

TANK
10-02-2003, 06:42 PM
Myself,it's spiders.Jetboatguru,I would think yours would be Ken Singleton.JK LMAO

Mrs Sandbar Junkie
10-02-2003, 07:14 PM
I CAN NOT sleep w/my feet under the covers. My whole body can be covered, but not my feet.
And I also can't sleep in the middle. :D I am very claustrophobic.

phuggit
10-03-2003, 01:50 AM
Flying and spiders
Had a friend come back from the Gulf recently. He told me about a thing called a Camel Spider. They get to be about 8" in diameter, can jump 6' in the air and run faster than a human. They're not poisonous, but they bite like hell...I'd be more afraid of one of those friggin things than a raghead with a AK.

Blown 472
10-03-2003, 05:15 AM
Mrs Sandbar Junkie:
I CAN NOT sleep w/my feet under the covers. My whole body can be covered, but not my feet.
And I also can't sleep in the middle. :D I am very claustrophobic. Sleep in the middle of what?

burbanite
10-03-2003, 05:26 AM
Carnies....

Backtanner
10-03-2003, 06:14 AM
Blown 472:
Mrs Sandbar Junkie:
I CAN NOT sleep w/my feet under the covers. My whole body can be covered, but not my feet.
And I also can't sleep in the middle. :D I am very claustrophobic. Sleep in the middle of what? Or who?

sorry dog
10-03-2003, 07:32 AM
I'm afraid of being afriad.
JBB lied. Everybody knows he's afraid of RD.

Back Forty
10-03-2003, 08:15 AM
I have a "thing" with bottom critters. My rage problem has only surfaced a "few" times...
All of this and I was in the CG for 5 years... :rolleyes:
I can barely even sit here and think of it without gritting my teeth and the ocean is better than a thousand miles away. :mad:
Did I say how much I love the ocean! :D Thats the screwed up part.
I can't wait to move back to Florida.

Jetboatguru
10-03-2003, 08:54 AM
I absolutely will not walk on wet grass.!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad:

Jbb
10-03-2003, 09:22 AM
Jetboatguru:
I absolutely will not walk on wet grass.!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: Not true Hondo....
I urinated behind your trailer in Augusta and you walked right thru it with no problem.....Face your fears Tony...... :p
[ October 03, 2003, 10:28 AM: Message edited by: JETBOAT BRIAN ]

Unchained
10-03-2003, 10:47 AM
Being afraid I'm going to miss a flight.
I usually can't sleep the night before I have to get up early and get to the airport.

Jetboatguru
10-03-2003, 12:21 PM
JETBOAT BRIAN:
Jetboatguru:
I absolutely will not walk on wet grass.!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: Not true Hondo....
I urinated behind your trailer in Augusta and you walked right thru it with no problem.....Face your fears Tony...... :p How did that Ice Tea taste with a splash of man ranch? :D

Slick
10-03-2003, 12:52 PM
Slick:
Clowns
Mimes
Chlostrophobic(sp), too Talk about perfect timing for a Phobia Topic. I had to get an MRI yesterday. THAT SUCKED. I had to get pulled out once during the test. I was sweating bullets while trying to picture pleasant thoughts of the river. It took me about two hours to get right after that.

Big Proppa
10-03-2003, 01:15 PM
Tony - friggin funny bro
flying or the thought of flying makes me feel like I have to shit ( you know the feeling)
scarey ass clowns like from poltergeist
sinking the boat
Heights -not indoor heights but on the edge of the roof 20 stories up in the wind and your nuts run up your ass kind of heights

Jbb
10-03-2003, 02:28 PM
Jetboatguru:
JETBOAT BRIAN:
Jetboatguru:
I absolutely will not walk on wet grass.!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: Not true Hondo....
I urinated behind your trailer in Augusta and you walked right thru it with no problem.....Face your fears Tony...... :p How did that Ice Tea taste with a splash of man ranch? :D jawdrop ...DTT

BigBoyToys
10-03-2003, 03:24 PM
Heights, Snakes, Spiders, Horny Toads (There's a story behind that one), and the most important....Dieing with my boots on.
[ October 03, 2003, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: BigBoyToys ]

anxious
10-05-2003, 02:30 PM
snakes, hospitals, needles, and the river running out of water cry

The Boat Guy
10-05-2003, 02:39 PM
BigBoyToys:
Heights,Vdrives, Snakes and Spiders,Girls, Horny Guys (There's a story behind that one), and the most important....having to race somebody in my boat. Did BBt's finally come out of the closet?

Cas
10-05-2003, 10:51 PM
the IRS and Gray Davis remaining Gov

BobS
10-06-2003, 05:17 AM
Milkshake

MagicMtnDan
10-06-2003, 06:18 AM
* I'm not claustrophobic but I never want to be crawling around in an underground cave (unless it's one you can walk around in)
* Making a presentation or speech to a large group of people (wouldn't be able to sleep well for days until it's over)
* Davis or Bustamante as governor for the next three years

Kindsvater Flat
10-06-2003, 06:21 AM
Stinkious Pussious. <--- Medical Term
[ October 06, 2003, 07:22 AM: Message edited by: Kindsvater Flat ]

HavasuBarney
10-06-2003, 06:40 AM
Being that we are born with only 2 natural fears, fear of falling and loud noises, where do we learn the rest of them?

sorry dog
10-06-2003, 09:38 AM
Dunno Barn, but I'm afraid to buy boat parts off the internet and I don't think I was born with that one either.

78Eliminator
10-06-2003, 09:47 AM
Slick:
I had to get an MRI yesterday. THAT SUCKED. May I ask why? I had to get a CAT scan once and that sucked.

BobS
10-06-2003, 10:21 AM
HavasuBarney:
Being that we are born with only 2 natural fears, fear of falling and loud noises, where do we learn the rest of them? Don't know about spiders and clowns, but milkshake caused me an engine rebuild. Gives me the willies thinking about it.

eliminatedsprinter
10-06-2003, 10:26 AM
Cas:
the IRS and Gray Davis remaining Gov Now these are horrifying things..... eek! jawdrop
[ October 06, 2003, 11:27 AM: Message edited by: eliminatedsprinter ]

Slick
10-06-2003, 11:18 AM
78Eliminator:
Slick:
I had to get an MRI yesterday. THAT SUCKED. May I ask why? I had to get a CAT scan once and that sucked. I get these debilitating headaches a couple times a year. They typically last a couple weeks. Good drugs, but can't work on 'em. Anyway, I've got a diagnosis that we're pretty sure of (occipital neuritis), but just want to make sure there's nothing else goofy going on in my melon.

Her454
10-06-2003, 11:23 AM
Slick:
....but just want to make sure there's nothing else goofy going on in my melon. Hope its all positive news Slick...

Jetboatguru
10-06-2003, 11:24 AM
Slick:
May I ask why? I had to get a CAT scan once and that sucked. [/qb][/QUOTE]I get these debilitating headaches a couple times a year. They typically last a couple weeks. Good drugs, but can't work on 'em. Anyway, I've got a diagnosis that we're pretty sure of (occipital neuritis), but just want to make sure there's nothing else goofy going on in my melon. [/QB][/QUOTE]
I think it is called "rectal, cranial infusion"
:D :D

Tom Brown
10-06-2003, 11:34 AM
topless:
FMluvswaterbabe:
[massive list of phobias edited to save bandwidth]
Thats a pretty long list there girlie. Have you been to therapy????? wink Why do you think she hangs out here?

Bense468
10-06-2003, 05:12 PM
WILDERTHANU:
I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF GIRLSYou homo. I guess that means I am afraid of my friends.

riverbound
10-06-2003, 05:53 PM
Aliens and snakes could not even finish watching signs, and every time a snake and I cross paths one of us dies.

Cs19
10-06-2003, 06:08 PM
Any of my stuff rusting. I hate rusted metal. Heights,hospitals,dentist offices,needles,drowning,someone rear ending my boat on the freeway.Just a few off the top of my head. :D I have lots, im weird like that. OH i know one one more, that cotton ball on a new bottle of asprin.Id rather sit there in pain than have to deal with that thing.

Cas
10-06-2003, 07:03 PM
using a friggin public bathroom! If I ever have to use one, it better have those seat protectors.
like someone said earlier, I'm not fond of swimming in the ocean unless it's very clear water, Hawaii was cool.

Cs19
10-06-2003, 09:32 PM
cas, its called an ass gasket,not a seat protector. :D

smalls
10-07-2003, 05:52 AM
cs19:
cas, its called an ass gasket,not a seat protector. :D Or Assket. :)

Flat Nasty
10-07-2003, 11:41 AM
Clowns definately suck.
Public bathrooms. Avoid 'em like the plague...
Hole in the wall Chinese restaurants... be afraid!
When the Jaiger bottle is all of a sudden empty... eek!

058
10-07-2003, 12:19 PM
My only fear is waking up one morning and having an overwhelming desire to purchase an outboard....scares the shit outta me. eek! eek! eek!

Her454
10-07-2003, 01:22 PM
Giving presentations in meetings. Makes me sick
the night before. eek!

superdave013
10-07-2003, 02:04 PM
chicks with dicks! just the thought of that is hella scary to me.

Her454
10-07-2003, 02:06 PM
superdave013:
chicks with dicks! just the thought of that is hella scary to me. New Orleans, Bourbon Street. 18 years old. Scarred me for life.
:D :D

lilrick
10-07-2003, 02:13 PM
whiskey dick!

FMluvswater
01-12-2006, 04:13 AM
Found it, Topless. :smile:

Jbb
01-12-2006, 04:31 AM
Am I the only one that has a fear of clowns? I am also a little nervous around dwarfs (midgets). LAtely, I have been noticing a fear of heights.
Here's a friendly clown for you Tony.... :p
Clown... (http://www.totallycrap.com/)

SDLifesaver
01-12-2006, 06:15 AM
Monthly payments on a $115,000 boat.

Old Texan
01-12-2006, 06:49 AM
All boats are destroyed and all we are allowed are BAYLINERS....................... :cry: