Smut

[theskiffs]

Coming to a forun near you. Tom and R.K.Keep your eyes open.A little insider info. :rolleyes:

[Sangster]

Only in Canada...... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :cool:

[Tom Brown]

:)

[FMluvswater]

Before midnight. That is the plan. Been working on it. :)

[hoolign]

what's it about?,who's in it?,what times it start?,is it a true story?,how many people in it?,anyone get killed?,guts ripped out?,how about beheadings..huh..any of them?,any bears in it?,what about coyotes?,snakes???,meaningless sex?,is there an orgy scene?how many girls?any motorcycles?how about dragsters?any dragstrip action?what about boats...gotta be some boats in it..huh?how about the big fight scene?who wins...no ,I'll wait...no, who wins? did he cheat?
did'nt kick in the balls did he?that's some dirty pool!speaking of pool...any bikini shots?none of them old grandma bikinis i hope!,how bout drinkin, any drinkin goin on?better use Canadian beer other wise it'll run to long till the drunken fight scene, can i be in it ..huh can i ..can i pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaasse :p
[ April 30, 2003, 04:13 PM: Message edited by: hoolign ]

[Tom Brown]

It's about these two guys who always work out together at the gym who one day discover they have much more in common than they would have ever thought...

[FMluvswater]

hoolign:
what's it about?,who's in it?,what times it start?,is it a true story?,how many people in it?,anyone get killed?,guts ripped out?,how about beheadings..huh..any of them?,any bears in it?,what about coyotes?,snakes???,meaningless sex?,is there an orgy scene?how many girls?any motorcycles?how about dragsters?any dragstrip action?what about boats...gotta be some boats in it..huh?how about the big fight scene?who wins...no ,I'll wait...no, who wins? did he cheat?
did'nt kick in the balls did he?that's some dirty pool!speaking of pool...any bikini shots?none of them old grandma bikinis i hope!,how bout drinkin, any drinkin goin on?better use Canadian beer other wise it'll run to long till the drunken fight scene, can i be in it ..huh can i ..can i pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaasse :p I'll try to wade through and answer your questions as soon as I can see through the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!! LMFAO!!! :D

[Tom Brown]

RiverDave:
ok my post looks really bad now..Dave, you can always count on me as a friend regardless of any personal choices you may make. :)

[Hustler]

RiverDave:
don't get me excited tom and make me start cheatin on righty with lefty..
RD <-- gimp
ok my post looks really bad now.. let me just say that tom's post wasn't there when i typed this and it takes me a awhile now because of the five finger sdhuffle i'm doin here. Nice try Dave but I'm thinking you saw tom's post and got really excited and now your blaming it on your wounded girl friend eek! :D :D

[hoolign]

Tom Brown:
It's about these two guys who always work out together at the gym who one day discover they have much more in common than they would have ever thought... Ahhhh...Tom...buddy...I'm ..a gonna send you a
check o.k....ahhh, it'll be made out to a whorehouse in regina... :D
[ April 30, 2003, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: hoolign ]

[Tom Brown]

Thanks hoolign. I could really use some charity right about now. :D

[hoolign]

I'll be needing a reciept!so i know you did'nt just buy a book and crack it! :D

[mo]

Did someone say smut (http://signout.dk/twins/)

[FMluvswater]

hoolign:
is it a true story?,
anyone get killed?,
guts ripped out?,
how about beheadings..huh..any of them?,
any bears in it?,
what about coyotes?,
snakes???,
is there an orgy scene?
any motorcycles?
how about dragsters?
any dragstrip action?
how about the big fight scene?No to all of the above. :)
hoolign:
can i be in it ..huh can i ..can i pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaasse :p I don't know that I could write about someone I've talked to, so I'm sorry I'm gonna have to say ... no. But I'm saying it gently ... does that help? :)
hoolign:
1.what times it start?,
2.what's it about?,
3.who's in it?,
4.how many people in it?,
5.meaningless sex?,
6.how many girls?
7.what about boats...gotta be some boats in it..huh?
8.how bout drinkin, any drinkin goin on?
9.any bikini shots?1. TBA but latest ETA is 11:59PM PST
2. love and sex
3. nobody you know. fictional characters.
4. 6
5. I don't believe in that. it all means something wink but smut=sex definitely
6. 2
7. yes of course but not a lot of detail
8. it's alluded to
9. sort of. if you are curious enough to find out you're welcome to read it when I post it
RiverKitty asked me to make this story a smutty romance that takes place on or around a river. That is what it is (although admittedly low on the romance content). :)

[hoolign]

How about a small walk on part? :p

[HOSS]

Sounds a little gay to me. :mad:

[HOSS]

Tom Brown
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posted April 30, 2003 06:14 PM
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See what I meen.
I`m wondering now what site I`m at. Seems like Tom spiked quite a bit of interest from some patrons here.

[hoolign]

Hoss. homos...11 o clock

[Jrocket]

What is this the Canadian go to thread? Tom are you recruiting all the "ehhhhh's" up there? eek!

[Tom Brown]

I guess we're the only ones interested in erotica, JR.

[HOSS]

I`m going back to my roots. BENCH RACERS forum! Too many HOMOS here :D Plus I need to stir up a new batch. :D

[Jrocket]

HOSS:
I`m going back to my roots. BENCH RACERS forum! Too many HOMOS here :D Plus I need to stir up a new batch. :D Ok...lets see what ya got.I bet you lost your touch!!! eek!

[HOSS]

Easy now. Lets knock the dust off first. wink

[Jrocket]

HOSS:
Easy now. Lets knock the dust off first. wink Well start nock'n...I'll be watching you focker!!!! smile_sp

[Tom Brown]

:D

[FMluvswater]

almost done. :( need maybe another half an hour to finish one more scene. I can post some of it on time though and I will

[RiverKitty]

Hey GF!
Just catching up on these threads!
I'm *way* behind and may never catch up!
First off, go ahead and finish the story *before* you post it! No need to rush!
Secondly, you *guys* need to show a little respect for FM! She is a talented writer and we should feel honored that has taken the time and effort to write a story just for *us*, no matter what the storyline is about!!! :D That is *way* too cool!
And IF you’re really nice to her, she may stay and do more for us in the future!!!
So guys....lower the testosterone and have a little respect for the girl! (In other words, “TRY to be NICE!!!)
Cheers ~RiverKitty :D

[FMluvswater]

Thanks RiverKitty. The complete story is posted now. "Three Hours And The Cost Of Fuel" is the title.

[RiverKitty]

FMluvswaterbabe:
Thanks RiverKitty. The complete story is posted now. "Three Hours And The Cost Of Fuel" is the title. That's a big 10-4 good buddy!
Just got thru reading it and would love to tell you *exactly* how I'm *feeling* right now, but I'm not sure it would be *appropriate* to post on the forum!!!
I’ll try to shoot ya a PM tomorrow …..as for now, I *must* go clean up and get some rest! ;o)
Cheers ~River (Exhausted…..and a few other things I can’t post) Kitty :D :p

[Blown 472]

mo:
Did someone say smut (http://signout.dk/twins/) Ok, that kicks ass, got anymore pics??