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jlnorthrup122
06-02-2003, 07:51 PM
My wife wants me to knock her up again we already have 2 heathen girls I feel that I could take advantage of this and **** her brains out a few times a day instead of 1 time a day ( not shitin you) Now I would need to bust in her to keep it on the believable side. So I heard that if you carry lead next your balls that you become infertile does this really work? prove it.
about the ****in once a day I took her off the pill and now she loves to **** me whenever I want for real. Just counterdicted myself but it is funny anyway. eek!

DEEZ NUTTS
06-02-2003, 07:57 PM
Maybe an uranium bicycle seat, and a 5 mile ride everyday. Help you stay in shape for the new schedule.

jlnorthrup122
06-02-2003, 08:01 PM
Does anyone know where I can get a uranium bike seat made? I use to ride a mountain bike 10 miles a day awh those college years. :D
[ June 02, 2003, 09:01 PM: Message edited by: jlnorthrup122 ]

JetBoatRich
06-02-2003, 08:20 PM
That is one of the funniest start of threads I ever read. I am all done with kids, lucky to have a girl and boy.
Good luck on your adventures :D

Eric455
06-02-2003, 08:23 PM
rich i was waiting for you to reply on this one. i just knew it was coming. loll... :D
eric
[ June 02, 2003, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: Eric455 ]

JetBoatRich
06-02-2003, 08:24 PM
Eric455:
rich i was waiting for you to reply on this one. i just knew it was comeing.
eric What did you expect me to say smile_sp

jlnorthrup122
06-02-2003, 08:39 PM
Don't tell my old lady but I am done with havin more kids myself I can honestly say that My major mental problems stem from the 1 year old todie and the 3 year old ancle biter. Awh but there little angels! Little angels untill they wake up in the mournin. Well its 11:30 here so I gota go and pretend like I'm gona knock the misses up. :D http://www.smileaboutit.com/anband/mousedrunk.gif

Eric455
06-02-2003, 08:42 PM
jlnorthrup122:
Don't tell my old lady but I am done with havin more kids myself I can honestly say that My major mental problems stem from the 1 year old todie and the 3 year old ancle biter. Awh but there little angels! Little angels untill they wake up in the mournin. Well its 11:30 here so I gota go and pretend like I'm gona knock the misses up. :D http://www.smileaboutit.com/anband/mousedrunk.gif we didnt need to know that!!! but if you say so....

Eric455
06-02-2003, 08:44 PM
JetBoatRich:
Eric455:
rich i was waiting for you to reply on this one. i just knew it was comeing.
eric What did you expect me to say smile_sp i didnt know what to expect from you. the treat was just soo freakin funny. i knew that you had to say someting about it. thats all. Mr. "im grumpy tonight" whats wring bud? another screwed up monday @ work?
eric

MagicMtnDan
06-02-2003, 09:04 PM
What a diverse group this is. We got one guy with a wife who's a bitch on wheels (won't let her hubby go to the river) and we got another who wants another in the oven.
Me, no kids (that I know of) and it's gonna stay that way. Now I gotta find a way to get my wife's 20 year-old hottie daughter to move out...

HCS
06-02-2003, 09:11 PM
MagicMtnDan:
What a diverse group this is. We got one guy with a wife who's a bitch on wheels (won't let her hubby go to the river) and we got another who wants another in the oven.
Me, no kids (that I know of) and it's gonna stay that way. Now I gotta find a way to get my wife's 20 year-old hottie daughter to move out... I'll smoke one with ya. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/smokin.gif

JetBoatRich
06-03-2003, 03:34 AM
Eric455:
JetBoatRich:
Eric455:
rich i was waiting for you to reply on this one. i just knew it was comeing.
eric What did you expect me to say smile_sp i didnt know what to expect from you. the treat was just soo freakin funny. i knew that you had to say someting about it. thats all. Mr. "im grumpy tonight" whats wring bud? another screwed up monday @ work?
eric Are you kiddin, the boss is gone for two weeks on vacation :D Mondays can be a drag at time, can't wait for the weekend :cool:

sorry dog
06-03-2003, 04:35 AM
I'd suggest just trying to hook up with MagicDan's hottie daughter and leave wifey to the vibrator.

78Eliminator
06-03-2003, 09:10 AM
Sit in a hot tub that's 110F for 30 minutes every day and you will never father another child.

NastyOne
06-03-2003, 10:12 AM
MagicMtnDan:
Now I gotta find a way to get my wife's 20 year-old hottie daughter to move out... I will take over the payments on her. :D

Boozer
06-03-2003, 10:37 AM
Why don't you figure out a way to get a vasectomy without the wifey knowing.

jus a baker
06-03-2003, 05:41 PM
he he!! just be a good truck driver and back up before you unload. oh, and dont let me arounder i just knocked my wife up (kinda planned) and it took once. like a snipper, one shot one kill.

Mandelon
06-03-2003, 07:32 PM
Boozer:
Why don't you figure out a way to get a vasectomy without the wifey knowing. That's what I was thinking, but she'd be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO pissed when she found out...

moneypit
06-03-2003, 10:28 PM
Go to the doctor andhave him x-ray the "f" out of your sac.. Should do the trick