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NorCal Gameshow
08-14-2003, 07:27 PM
easy to type, hard to do :D

Trailer Park Casanova
08-15-2003, 10:08 AM
If ya don't respond to them they will go away very fast on this board.

NorCal Gameshow
08-15-2003, 10:19 AM
can't seem to take my own advice (what else is new:D) need to stick with the fun topics, like friday funnies, sandbar humor.......

izquik72
08-15-2003, 10:22 AM
all about the fun topics like the continuous story
[ August 15, 2003, 11:25 AM: Message edited by: izquik72 ]

izquik72
08-15-2003, 10:23 AM
ahhh yes gotta love that sandbar humor :D :D

NorCal Gameshow
10-07-2003, 11:03 PM
election day is over back to my moretorium....
for those of you who aren't happy with what happened on tuesday...feel free to throw in some facts.... :D

OLDRAT
10-08-2003, 06:34 AM
lighter topic..........old but good
DEMOCRAT
You have 2 cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell 1 to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then
take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor.
You feel righteous.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
SOCIALIST
You have 2 cows.
The government takes 1 and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
REPUBLICAN
You have 2 cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
COMMUNIST
You have 2 cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive ... and often sour by the time you get it.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have 2 cows.
You sell 1, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have 2 cows.The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only 1 cow, which was a gift from your government.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have 2 cows.
The government takes them both, shoots 1, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
You sell 1, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of 4 cows.
You are surprised when 1 cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
You go on strike because you want 3 cows.
You go to lunch.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
You engineer them so they are all blonde, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a 100 miles an hour. Unfortunately they
also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have 5 cows. You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are 2.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's privatep arts.
Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.
POLISH (or HUNGARIAN) CORPORATION
You have 2 bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can'tfigure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one.
NEW YORK CORPORATION
You have fifteen million cows.
You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas

Lady Rat Attack 1
10-08-2003, 07:10 AM
OLDRAT
NEW YORK CORPORATION
You have fifteen million cows.
You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas [/QB]eek! :D :D :D
Funny stuff