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Boozer
06-24-2003, 07:00 AM
I recently read an article about how scientists are worried that the world is likely to be destroyed by a large comet within the next 1 million years. The scientists think we need to work on a way to protect ourselves from this type of disaster.
What do you guys think?
I'll try to find the article.
Blown 472
06-24-2003, 07:03 AM
We should build an ark.
MRS FLYIN VEE
06-24-2003, 07:06 AM
I won't be here!!!!!!! :D
Boozer
06-24-2003, 07:06 AM
Blown 472:
We should build an ark. Shaped like a Huge...
Weiners! Get your hot Ball Park Weiners!
MRS FLYIN VEE
06-24-2003, 07:08 AM
Two balls! with a long shaft???? :D
Blown 472
06-24-2003, 07:24 AM
MRS FLYIN VEE:
Two balls! with a long shaft???? :D Are you going to ride in it, or on it?? :D :p
spectratoad
06-24-2003, 12:04 PM
What if we just made a giant umbrella? Yeah that's it, an umbrella. :D
73kona455
06-25-2003, 08:20 PM
gee.. i have an idea.. how about getting a bunch of rag tag oil drillers and send them up on space shuttles to drill into the object and blow it up?.... Naaaaa would never work.. :o :o jawdrop
beached 1
06-25-2003, 08:41 PM
Boozer:
Blown 472:
We should build an ark. Shaped like a Huge...
Weiners! Get your hot Ball Park Weiners! .... hey what's that in the sky? It looks like a big...
Johnson! are you still tracking that Comet? Yes sir. But it looks like a huge..
Dick. My name is Richard but my friends call me Dick.
:D
spectratoad
06-25-2003, 08:50 PM
Hey 73 Kona, you should write a movie script. :D
FMluvswater
06-25-2003, 09:42 PM
Hey how about calling it D Day? Hmm no not quite right ... uhh how about ... The End of The World? Hmmm no that title seems too long and all wrong somehow ... oh oh oh I got it! A really good title for a movie like that would be Armageddon! Think about it! But then again will people watch and like a movie with such a final and depressing name? Unless ... they might if there's really good eye-candy in the movie and lots of humor and stuff. Oh and an excellent soundtrack wouldn't hurt either. So who should be in it? http://connect.muchmusic.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Seadog
06-26-2003, 05:04 AM
That doesn't leave me much time to go boating. Maybe if I explain to the wife, she will let the house chores go, so I can get enough boating in.
HOSS
06-26-2003, 05:13 AM
You could just say **** it.
HCS
06-26-2003, 05:35 AM
I think you need to put a warning lable on it.
WARNING! THIS ASTEROID EMITS HAZARDOUS FUMES.
STANDING NEAR OR BEHIND IT COULD CAUSE CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING.
NOT TO MENTION THAT WHEN IT
FALLS OUT OF THE SKY YOUR PROBABLY A DEAD MO-FO!
DISCLAIMER, IF YOU WANT TO SUE THE MANUFACTURE
SUE GOD WHEN YOU GET THERE.
[ June 26, 2003, 09:05 AM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]
Boozer
06-26-2003, 05:37 AM
HARDCORE-SKI:
I think you need to put a warning lable on it.
WARNING! THIS ASTEROID EMITS HAZARDOUS FUMES.
STANDIND NEAR OR BEHIND IT COULD CAUSE CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING.
NOT TO MENTION THAT WHEN IT
FALLS OUT OF THE SKY YOUR PROBABLY A DEAD MO-FO!
DISCLAIMER, IF YOU WANT TO SUE THE MANUFACTURE
SUE GOD WHEN YOU GET THERE. The E.P.A and other enviromental groups might jsut pass a bill requiring that that be done.