When is it ok to say the F word?

[BUSTI]

10 TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN IT WAS RIGHT TO USE THE "F" WORD
We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word. There are only ten times in world history that it has been acceptable to use!
10. "Scattered F________ing showers....my ass! Noah, 4314 BC
9. "How the f______did you work that out?" Pythagoras, 126 BC
8. "You want WHAT on the F____ing ceiling?" Michaelangelo, 1566
7. " Look at all those f_____Indians!!!" General Custer, 1877
6. "It does so f________ing look like her!" Picasso, 1926
5. "Where the F_____ are we?" Ameila Erhart, 1937
4. "Any f_____ing idiot could understand that." Einstein, 1938
3. "What the f___was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945
2. "Aw c'mon, who the f_______'s going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1999
And the Number 1:
> > >>>
1. "Geez, I didn't think voters would get this f____ing mad."
> Governor Gray Davis., 2003 ...
Any more?

[LaveyJet]

Oh F______! Now I'll never get that smell off the fish! God, after eve took her first bath in a stream, 4653 BC

[Taylorman]

thats some funny f ing s@@t.

[VillainDave]

I told him he should've used a F____ing cigar Bill Clinton after meeting with Jesse Jackson about his ill ligit child!

[leibniz]

Taylorman, that;s a f___ing good avatar you have there. Shot you 5 for it. :)

[Dave C]

I didn't think the infidels would get the F___ing made? Osama 2001

[Lookin for Liquid]

Who the F______'s gonna come here and see that piece off sh_t. (The nay voters of the Havasu City Chamber of Commerce upon buying the London Bridge.)

[Screaming Pete]

AAHHHH!!! F---, How am I going to get aall the sparkles and purfume out of my shirt!!! Hot Boat board member to remain nameless jawdrop

[Dave C]

Looking.
Don't you mean.... "who the F___ is going to come to the middle of a F____ing desert to see that F____ing bridge?

[Dave C]

Where the F__ an I going to hide this knife, gloves and hat? OJ Simpson.

[MagicMtnDan]

Posted by Newbies:
[b]Who the F____ is RD? Posted by Boozer:
[b] F___ing A right it will fit in there! Posted by Phat Kat:
[b]F____ RD and the boat he rode in on! Posted by Catmando:
[b]F____ George Bush and anyone that doesn't like Bill and Hillary! Posted by GT:
[b]There are two F___ing kinds of boats in this world: Howards and all the others! Posted by Hot Diggity Dog:
[b]Hot Diggity F____ing Dog Posted by Newbies:
[b]Who the F____ is RD?

[BUSTI]

Are you F---ing sure al Gore started this way?
Monica Lewenski in Oral Office kneeling in front of Bill Clinton.

[BUSTI]

Are you F---ing sure al Gore started this way?
Monica Lewenski in Oral Office kneeling in front of Bill Clinton.

[ROZ]

Another F______ double post!
Busti posted October 16, 2003 04:24 PM after making a double post :D

[VillainDave]

Look! all I want to know is where's the F___ing Bombs in Iraq!

[HOSS]

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[tenchi17]

What the f__k is That??? eve to adam 4653 BC

[roln 20s]

What the F_ _ K happened to the Red Soxs and Cubs?
Me 2003
Roln 20s

[Coughlin's Law]

roln 20s:
What the F_ _ K happened to the Red Soxs and Cubs?
Me 2003
Roln 20s It's was that f__ing goat!!! :mad:

[Coughlin's Law]

roln 20s:
What the F_ _ K happened to the Red Soxs and Cubs?
Me 2003
Roln 20s It's was that f__ing goat!!! :mad:

[Dave C]

I can't believe I am making so much F____ing money off these white-trash pieces of sh*%! Jerry Springer.

[voodooCanoe]

F___ ya its that expensive, don't you see the marine approved stamp on that part!

[Back Forty]

http://www.aestheticdesigns.net/funny/properenglish.html

[Low B]

Use it whenever the f**k you want!!!! smile_sp

[1stepcloser]

What the f**k? :confused:
Everyone at one time or another.

[little rowe boat]

How many years of f@#$ing Pete Wilson,Oh I mean Arrrnold ?

[Raskal]

Back Forty:
http://www.aestheticdesigns.net/funny/properenglish.html hay thats f :D king funny

[Racing Ray]

#7 and #8 are the basis for a good story I once heard, kinda long but I think you will enjoy it.
A very wealty man living in Wyoming had traveled to Europe quite often. One of his favorite sights was the Sistene Chapel that Michaelangelo had painted. Envying that famous ceiling painting he desired to have one like it painted on his mansions ceiling in Wyoming.
He searched the world over to find one of the best artists to commission to do the work. Naturally the artist was a bit eccentric. The rich fellow brought him to the States and told him he wanted a painting to represent Custers last thoughts at the Little Bighorn.
The wealthy man left it to the artists interpitation to best represent Custers thoughts.
Not wanting to disturb the artist and knowing it was going to take 2 months to complete the painting the wealthy man went on a trip back to Europe............
He returns with great expectations and upon arriving at home he walks in to see the ceiling has been painted alright, but his shock quickly turned to anger.
For you see in the center of the ceiling was a cow with a halo painted above it's head and circling the entire ceiling were paintings of Indians having sex in every different position the artist could imagine. The wealthy man demanded an explanation from the artist of how that could possiably represent Custer's last thoughts and the artist simply replied........................................... .................................................. ..
Holy Cow that's a lot of ****ing Indians!!