Apartment for rent

[topless]

I have an apartment for rent in Norco if anyone if anybody is looking.

[Tom Brown]

What sort of amenities does it come with?

[NastyOne]

Can I pay you with sexual favors?

[miller19j]

Wow Topless your trailer has an apartment in it! You are really moving up in the park! :D wink
[ September 03, 2003, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: miller19j ]

[topless]

You are all bad, now go to my room!

[Banzai Fry]

Its funny, 4 years ago, no one wanted to live in norco. Now you cant even buy a shack for less than $265 thousand.

[missboatnam1]

yep, its prime property, no one has the lot sizes and horse trails like norco......
dang BF, you got 3 places to live!! :D i thought i was doing good with 2!!! LOL

[miller19j]

missboatnam1:
yep, its prime property, no one has the lot sizes and horse trails like norco......
The Santa Ynez Valley does :) But you can’t touch a house here for under 700k :rolleyes:

[Kilrtoy]

Yeah, but you have to bunk with topless, That is worse than bubba up in the pen...

[Banzai Fry]

Well Boulder City is my dads place. He's up in big boat country! lol Hallet Lake, i mean Mead. lol

[Mandelon]

$265,000 Will barely get you into the ghetto down here.... :(
I just put an offer on a 560 square foot house. Offered $180K. eek! Will cost $45K to fix up and will sell for $295K minimum wink That is crazy. I used to get places for $50K - $60K, fix em up and sell for $100 to 115K. I would have made millions if I kept them instead. :rolleyes:

[topless]

Kilrtoy:
Yeah, but you have to bunk with topless, That is worse than bubba up in the pen... You must know Bubba?

[Kilrtoy]

No, but BUBBA is probably more pleasant on the eyes and ears

[topless]

Kilrtoy:
No, but BUBBA is probably more pleasant on the eyes and ears You have never heard my sexy voice and it really isn't as deep as Bubba's. But if you like looking at men in chains, its your choice.

[Mandelon]

What is the dealio with you two??? :confused:

[Krazy K]

My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Kiss me where it stinks!"...so we got in the car and drove to Norco!
Hats off to Mark & Brian for that one!!

[missboatnam1]

yea!!! what mandelon said!!!...this is s/b a nice place..... :D :cool: :D :cool:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I heard bubba likes to push up stool's? :D

[topless]

Krazy K:
My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Kiss me where it stinks!"...so we got in the car and drove to Norco!
Hats off to Mark & Brian for that one!! I hate it when people say that because its really Ontario. They have all the stinky dairy farms.

[topless]

I have no idea whats up the Kilt.... I mean whats up with Kiltroy. I'm just responding to his posts. Who is Bubba anyway? LMAO

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

He is someones bunkey that likes to be a gentleman and push up everyones stools I guess LMAO!! eek!

[Kilrtoy]

Just messin with topless
bubba is the guy, that is if you ever go to jail, that you dont want to meet.

[LUVNLIFE]

Bubba is the guy you get stuck with and he asks you if you want to be the husband or the wife? No brainer, you reply I'll be the husband, and bubba replies fine now come over here and suck your wifes d*!# before I beat your ass.

[topless]

Oh, so he's the one who has wants to be the prison bitch or wants a prison bitch?

[Kilrtoy]

No he makes you his bitch, rather you like it or not...

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

You got it baby. Then there is alouishus in the girls prison. who is a he- bitch LOL!!

[Kilrtoy]

A few examples of BUBBA
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111robbag.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111chair.jpg
[ September 03, 2003, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: Kilrtoy ]

[missboatnam1]

hes such a little bitch!!! (i cant see the pics)

[Krazy K]

[/qb][/QUOTE]I hate it when people say that because its really Ontario. They have all the stinky dairy farms. [/QB][/QUOTE]
Actually, taking a cruise up Euclid between the 71 and the 60, it gets pretty ripe!!

[topless]

Thats chino

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

topless has no stench she's all good.LOL!! wink

[Kilrtoy]

Ok we want pics..

[topless]

Ya mean I have toupload the nudes....again?LOL
No nudes but there are picsalready posted.Ask my man Tom. We have lots of pics including muffins

[Mandelon]

Tom has a pic of your muffin? Are you really Naughty Hottie??? :D :D

[Kilrtoy]

Tom has a pic of your muffin? Are you really Naughty Hottie???
Is it covered with nuts....

[topless]

Tom needs the muffins for regularity purposes only. they are in the pictures because if he gets a little irregular, it screwes up our sex. Am I right Tom?

[topless]

Mandelon:
Tom has a pic of your muffin? Are you really Naughty Hottie??? :D :D OMG!!!!! I didn't say muff...........I said muffin as in BRAN. And No, I'm not naughty hottie..........I'm only topless.......lol

[Beautiful Noise]

Topless,You still trying to Rent out that Screened in Patio on the back of your Trailer :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D :D
Steve
[ September 03, 2003, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: Beautiful Noise ]

[topless]

By the way, I really do have a 1 or 2 bedroom apartment that I need to rent out. No trailer additions, no bunking with me, just a real bonafied apartment for rent with horse property benefits. As far as Bubba goes, I'll leave him to someone who is more capable of "packing" things.
As far as Tom goes, Tom is bunking with me. No monetary charge for him. I'll even be baking muffins daily. :D wink

[topless]

Beautiful Noise:
Topless,You still trying to Rent out that Screened in Patio on the back of your Trailer :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D :D
Steve Screened in patio my ass!!!!!!!!!!You know I put plexiglass windows and a swamp cooler in. Now quit trying to devalue the property. :D :D

[Mandelon]

The patio comes with ass? :confused:

[Beautiful Noise]

topless:
Now quit trying to devalue the property. :D D [/QB]I guess I'm just wondering 1 more thing tho,Do you still have the Shower Hooked up to the Neighbor's Garden Hose :D wink :D
Steve

[topless]

Mandelon:
The patio comes with ass? :confused: It was till I screened it in.

[topless]

Beautiful Noise:
topless:
Now quit trying to devalue the property. :D D I guess I'm just wondering 1 more thing tho,Do you still have the Shower Hooked up to the Neighbor's Garden Hose :D wink :D
Steve [/QB]Well yea......... Utilities are included. I just never said whose utilities. :D :D :D

[Beautiful Noise]

topless:
Mandelon:
The patio comes with ass? :confused: It was till I screened it in. I thought(ouch) That was a Full moon :confused: :confused: :D
Steve

[wineguy069]

Topless, could we work out a trade??? Like I go down on you "x" times per month and that would equal a months rent?? Sorry about Toby, I went anyway and well.... It sucked..... (kidding) my boat died though....
Ciao,
Wineguy069

[topless]

wineguy069:
Topless, could we work out a trade??? Like I go down on you "x" times per month and that would equal a months rent?? Sorry about Toby, I went anyway and well.... It sucked..... (kidding) my boat died though....
Ciao,
Wineguy069 Oh now stop teasing. I know blownmoney was the high bidder and I stayed home listening to his CD's.

[Tom Brown]

topless:
Tom needs the muffins for regularity purposes only. they are in the pictures because if he gets a little irregular, it screwes up our sex. Am I right Tom? I need to stay clean so there are no surprises when I'm banging you like a broken car door.
[ September 04, 2003, 09:05 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

[Tom Brown]

What? :confused:
:D :D :D