DrinkPersona's

[Her454]

This is funny...and it has my personality correct!
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her
cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her.
If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggly.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this
should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking
to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
Nothing to do but wait; however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required. Everyone just KNOWS what happens!
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with
guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay!

[RaysonKid]

Is that their personality before or after the drinks?
:D :D :D

[Blown 472]

Wine is fine but liqour is quicker, I will take the whiskey thanks. :D

[Liberator TJ1984]

Oh Well....I'm Poor and want to Get Laid :D
Whats wrong with that ???? :p
Gopherrr
So what is your choice of drink ???? wink
[ March 27, 2003, 08:18 AM: Message edited by: Liberator TJ1984 ]

[FMluvswater]

Well now I just don't know what to think of myself. :confused: My all time fave drink is a Ghostbuster
(double rye & coke with a B52 shooter glass dropped into it, slammed on table top to make it foam up and then it must be downed quickly). Do any of those bartenders have a phone number where they can be reached? wink I have unanswered questions! :D (ODG! The implications are not looking so good. :o eek! ). Then again just what does it all mean if one doesn't drink often but when they do ... ? eek! :confused: That phone number please? wink

[Her454]

LMAO FMluvswaterbabe! Thats one hell of a drink!
Im a Coors lite Girl myself....Tequila every once in awhile... but it always makes me want to jump on my broom and make a few passes around the castle...... eek!

[FMluvswater]

giggle :D I know Her454 but it tastes sooooo yummy! :) Oh oops I'm in the wrong category to giggle aren't I? :confused: wink :D

[FMluvswater]

Her454:
....Tequila every once in awhile... but it always makes me want to jump on my broom and make a few passes around the castle...... eek! I have something similar happen when I drink vodka. I call it my Jeckle and Hyde potion; except unlike Dr. Jeckle, lucky me I get to remember everything clearly afterward and it makes me want to run and Hyde! LOL! I so love to apologise profusely - NOT! :( Vodka and FM are not 'mixy things'. Bad idea very bad idea.

[058]

What about the the guy who likes everything in the bar?

[FMluvswater]

058:
What about the the guy who likes everything in the bar? Well now I'm more convinced than ever ... those bartenders must be hunted down and interrogated at length.

[058]

Hey Waterbabe, ever done the "mat"?

[Her454]

FMluvswaterbabe:
I have something similar happen when I drink vodka. I call it my Jeckle and Hyde potion; except unlike Dr. Jeckle, lucky me I get to remember everything clearly afterward and it makes me want to run and Hyde! LOL! I so love to apologise profusely - NOT! :( Vodka and FM are not 'mixy things'. Bad idea very bad idea. Tequila tends to make me have to apologize for one thing or another too, and I've danced on a few bars...tried to shoot out a few lights... like the song says....
Well its sunday morning
And the sun is shining in my
Eye that is open
And my head is spinning
Was the life of the party
I can't stop grinning
I had to much tequllia last night
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Now wait a minute
Things don't look to familiar
Who is the cowboy whos sleeping beside me
Well he's awful cute
But how'd I get his shirt on
I had to much tequllia last night
All those little shooters
How I love to drink them down
Come on bartender lets have another round
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we're going to fly
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Everytime we get together
I sure have a good time
You're my friend, you're the best
Mi amigo(Tequllia)

[FMluvswater]

058:
Hey Waterbabe, ever done the "mat"? If I knew what that was I could say if I have or not. :)

[FMluvswater]

Her454:
Tequila tends to make me have to apologize for one thing or another too, and I've danced on a few bars...tried to shoot out a few lights... like the song says....
Well its sunday morning
And the sun is shining in my
Eye that is open
And my head is spinning
Was the life of the party
I can't stop grinning
I had to much tequllia last night
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Now wait a minute
Things don't look to familiar
Who is the cowboy whos sleeping beside me
Well he's awful cute
But how'd I get his shirt on
I had to much tequllia last night
All those little shooters
How I love to drink them down
Come on bartender lets have another round
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we're going to fly
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Everytime we get together
I sure have a good time
You're my friend, you're the best
Mi amigo(Tequllia) Okay LMAO! Those lyrics are hilarious! I'm not familiar with that song. Only tequila songs I know are 'Margaritaville', 'Tequila Sunrise' and 'Tequila!' .
[ March 27, 2003, 10:44 AM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

[Her454]

Its a great song. Cant remember who sings it, but Im sure Jordy can ?

[sorry dog]

What about a girl that like Jello Shots make w/ PGA?

[burbanite]

058:
Hey Waterbabe, ever done the "mat"? Puke City!!!

[Blown 472]

Her454:
Its a great song. Cant remember who sings it, but Im sure Jordy can ? Some c/w girly

[Her454]

Explain "the Mat".?

[058]

The "Mat" is what is spilled by the bartender on to that little mat where he/she mixes the drinks. One needs to get really drunk to do the "mat" yuk

[FMluvswater]

058:
The "Mat" is what is spilled by the bartender on to that little mat where he/she mixes the drinks. One needs to get really drunk to do the "mat" yuk Uhhh, no 058, I haven't ever done the "mat".

[Her454]

...right up there with drinkin bong water.... eek!
And NO, I havent.