HighRoller
10-20-2002, 06:20 PM
I'm cracking up at the stats these turds come up with during the game."You know Tim,that was only the third time a left handed batter has fouled off more than 3 pitches in a row after 6pm on a Friday while using a 34 ounce bat in the 2nd game of a World Series held in an even numbered year that the Yankees were not playing in."
"Actually it's the fourth time Bob."
"Well,Tim if you're referring to Barry Bond's homer in the NLCS,that actually occurred at 7pm eastern time so it doesn't count."
"You're right Bob,and that's only the 2nd time you've been right in 12 years when there wasn't a popcorn vendor within 50ft of the opposing team's dugout while the mascot was on the field."
"So you're saying I'm wrong most of the time Tim?"
"Well,actually you haven't been right since the last time your wife managed not to have sex with another man on a day that ended in Y for more than a week.And we ALL know that was a long time ago!!"
"Actually it's the fourth time Bob."
"Well,Tim if you're referring to Barry Bond's homer in the NLCS,that actually occurred at 7pm eastern time so it doesn't count."
"You're right Bob,and that's only the 2nd time you've been right in 12 years when there wasn't a popcorn vendor within 50ft of the opposing team's dugout while the mascot was on the field."
"So you're saying I'm wrong most of the time Tim?"
"Well,actually you haven't been right since the last time your wife managed not to have sex with another man on a day that ended in Y for more than a week.And we ALL know that was a long time ago!!"