I hate it when that happens....

[Havasu Hangin']

Is that a cell phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Don't ya hate when you take off with your friend for the afternoon...have a couple beers...and make a detour into a "gentlemen's club".
Then, for some unknown reason, someone sits on your lap hard enough to hit "redial" on your cell phone...
...and yep, it calls the little woman at home.
I hate it when that happens.

[JetBoatRich]

That can be tough to explain, if you did not invite her :D

[ACCEPTENCE]

Oh-my, That dosen't sound pretty, not at all eek! eek! eek!

[Mandelon]

"Honey, what are all these $1.00 bills doing in your pocket? And why are they all folded so funny?"

[Jrocket]

The exact same thing happend to a buddy of mine but it was his Nextel that got him caught.And he got caught big time.I havent talked to him in awhile but last I heard she left him!!! eek!

[THOR]

It can be tough to explain the vanilla stripper scent and the glitter.

[Kilrtoy]

That can be tough to explain, if you did not invite her
I was just about to say that

[Havasu Hangin']

Well, that's a true story.
Even worse, she didn't pick up, so all 15 minutes were waiting on the answering machine when I got home.

[Windy]

You got cold busted eek!

[mbrown2]

Rule #1 while frequenting the "Club" no Cell Phones, Pagers, or Cameras
Sorry, the rules came late... :)

[CALIFORNIA PERFORMANCE]

That same thing happened to me and my buddy. My phone called the old lady and his called his wife. :confused: They were understanding :p

[Sandbar Junkies]

Just go to the Kevin and Bean master plan (DENY TILL YOU DIE). Let her know you would have taken her but you knew she was busy. :D

[Havasu Hangin']

OK...here's another one...
You're hangin' at the sandbar watching your friends play with thier 35MPH R/C boats...when one of em loses the signal, and heads straight into a big crowd of people.
I hate it when that happens.

[superdave013]

Jrocket:
The exact same thing happend to a buddy of mine but it was his Nextel that got him caught.And he got caught big time.I havent talked to him in awhile but last I heard she left him!!! eek! He ws with the wrong women then anyway. I bet he's better off now.
If that happened to me the wife would know she was getting some action as soon as I got home. It must suck to not be able to tell the wife your going to the titty bar with your buds.

[bear down]

superdave013:
Jrocket:
The exact same thing happend to a buddy of mine but it was his Nextel that got him caught.And he got caught big time.I havent talked to him in awhile but last I heard she left him!!! eek! He ws with the wrong women then anyway. I bet he's better off now.
If that happened to me the wife would know she was getting some action as soon as I got home. It must suck to not be able to tell the wife your going to the titty bar with your buds. I would have to agree with you. Being married has a lot of positives and negatives but letting the little lady know what I am doing is always the best way to avoid the headache, she is cool like that especially when she like to go with me.

[hoolign]

The woman wants to get a tit job,so she comes down there with me for "research" :D

[Seadog]

Honey, my cell phone was stolen at work today. I'm going to call and cancel my service until we can get it replaced.

[ROZ]

Havasu Hangin':
Well, that's a true story.
Even worse, she didn't pick up, so all 15 minutes were waiting on the answering machine when I got home. Did you beat her home and retrieve the message first, or did she retrieve the message first and beat you with the phone?
....I hate it when that happens.....
[ April 29, 2003, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: ROZ ]

[Dyce51]

Oh wow...uumm...ouch...Thats why I leave the cell phone in the car when I go to those places...saves on the beatings that way :cool:

[1stepcloser]

I'm gonna assume that you got away with the deed...for now.
Speaking from years of marital bliss...you cant get caught being bad if your not being bad. :D