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[Blown 472]

Need answers on this.

[Hallett19]

I think its ANONOMOUS !!!
(that one is for you Froggy)

[superV]

I think Chili MAC is a Mid West thing and a dam good one too! :D

[THATJEFFGUY]

Being a member of the International Chili Society for many years, as well as a judge at over 200 sanctioned chili cook-offs across the country, I can officially tell you that a true "Bowl of Red" has no noodles..or beans for that matter !! And WTF is Chili Mac ?

[beyondhelpin]

I agree chili doesent have beans or WTF noddles! Not mac and cheese or stir fry.

[HCS]

No noodles.

[THATJEFFGUY]

Furthermore....
ICS Official Contestant Rules & Regulations
The following rules and regulations for cooks at the World’s Championship, State, Regional and District Cookoffs are as follows:
1. Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA which are strictly forbidden.

[HCS]

It's in the peppers. http://www.nloc.net/forum/images/smilies/pepper.gif

[Hallett19]

I don't think anyone can fathem how bad I would love to attend a chili cookoff !! I have been dying to get my hands on a good piece of chili ! A friend of ours brought over a SWEET batch for super bowl, he put sausage in it as well as the ground beef, it was a masterpiece. Are any of you guys full on chili experts ?

[Duke]

anyone want to post a good chili recipe?

[Hallett19]

if you go to this link World Chili Champions (http://www.chilicookoff.com/Winner/Winner_Champions.asp?Cat=1) you can get the world champion recipies since 1967. Some of these people have won a ton of awards short of a Distinguished Flying Metal for most shot down enemies during time of war.

[JetBoatRich]

Awhile back there was a "Chili Contest" posted about a judge. Who has that joke?

[JetBoatRich]

Found it:
INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER
Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
"Recently I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted.
Here are the scorecards from the event:
Chili # 1: Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili
JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from
your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst
one. These Texans are crazy.
Chili # 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chili
JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to
taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the
Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on
my face.
Chili # 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers.
FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have
been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now, get me more beer
before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the
front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all the beer.
Chili # 4: Bubba's Black Magic
JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other
mild foods, not much of a chili.
FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it,
is it possible to burn-out taste buds? Sally, the bar maid, was standing behind
me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. bitch is starting to look HOT, just like this
nuclear-waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac?
Chili # 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding
considerable kick. Very impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit
the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no
longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics.
The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me
brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on
it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off? It really pisses me off that
the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks!
Chili # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and
peppers.
JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic.
Superb.
FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric
flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair.
No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be
kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a
snow cone!
Chili # 7: Sensation : Susan's Screaming n Chili
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili
peppers at the last moment.
I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3. He appears to be in a bit
of distress, as he is cursing uncontrollably.
FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a
damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of
rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my
mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my damn shirt. At least
during the autopsy they'll know what killed me.
I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any
oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my
stomach.
Chili # 8: Helen's Mount Saint Chili
JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not too
bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor hot.
Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell over
and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it.
Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot chili?
FRANK: --------------(editor's note: Judge #3 was unable to report)

[superV]

THATJEFFGUY:
Being a member of the International Chili Society for many years, as well as a judge at over 200 sanctioned chili cook-offs across the country, I can officially tell you that a true "Bowl of Red" has no noodles..or beans for that matter !! And WTF is Chili Mac ? Lighten up! :mad: Its only Chili and Chili Mac is sold in every Stake and Shake in the world.All it is is chili over noddels.BTW 200 chili cook offs? :( When do you have time for a real Hobby like boating? :D

[Blown 472]

superV:
THATJEFFGUY:
Being a member of the International Chili Society for many years, as well as a judge at over 200 sanctioned chili cook-offs across the country, I can officially tell you that a true "Bowl of Red" has no noodles..or beans for that matter !! And WTF is Chili Mac ? Lighten up! :mad: Its only Chili and Chili Mac is sold in every Stake and Shake in the world.All it is is chili over noddels.BTW 200 chili cook offs? :( When do you have time for a real Hobby like boating? :D Chili mac, or as they call it in the midwest, Hot dish is a midwest thang.

[HavasuDreamin']

THATJEFFGUY
And WTF is Chili Mac ?Kind of like hamburger helper for your chili?? :confused:
Sorry SuperV, ...........I had to say it! wink

[superV]

HavasuDreamin':
THATJEFFGUY
And WTF is Chili Mac ?Kind of like hamburger helper for your chili?? :confused:
Sorry SuperV, ...........I had to say it! wink Its all good I have a new boat to work on :D Nothing else matters. wink

[superV]

http://www.steaknshake.com/menu/images/chili5way.jpgYummy http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/roflmao.gif

[superV]

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