Lines

[ratso]

I don't use pickup lines.
What are your best ones?
1) Would you happen to have a mirror in your pocket?
Lady) No I don't, why?
Man) Because I can see me getting into your pants tonight

[Frosty_pop]

this one never fails....
me: Would you like to dance?
her: NO!
me: Then I guess a blowjob is probably out of the question

[voodooCanoe]

This one doesn't work!
Are you feet sore?
NO
I thought they would be, since you've been runnin' through my mind all night long! wink

[Aqua Boogie1]

Heres a oldie but goodie:
M: Hi, how are you?

[Aqua Boogie1]

Sorry, finishing......
Hi, how are you?
Fine....
You drink alot of milk huh?
Yes, why do you say that?
Cause it sure did your body good.......

[mickeyfinn]

For a fat girl you don't sweat much.

[ratso]

Have you ever had your belly-button licked..........from the inside?