Boozer
08-21-2003, 08:15 AM
Actual excepts from Church Newsletters...
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
Scouts are saving Aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say hell to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
Scouts are saving Aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say hell to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.