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MRS FLYIN VEE
10-07-2003, 03:18 PM
A mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold, But the husband can not find any work. His family is hungry so he takes a walk to a place at the foot of a big hill under a tree. He begins to pray "Jesus please show me a way to feed my family." eyes closed, the Mexican doesn't see the black man coming over the top of the hill who is stumbling with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill and lands at his feet. " oh thank you Jesus," he replies.He then grabs the cheese and runs fsat all the way home and gives the cheese to his wife and tells her to make Nachos. She replies " don't you want enchiladas or burritos or something like that?""No" the husband replies "Jesus sent this to me with a message...as i ran home." "I kept hearing him yell "THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!" :D :D :D :D

Lakeshow
10-07-2003, 03:20 PM
LMAO and no offense taken.

rvrtoy
10-07-2003, 03:22 PM
LMAO :D eek!

PlyaPlya22
10-07-2003, 03:24 PM
I can appreciate that!

TheLurker
10-07-2003, 03:26 PM
:) One of the best jokes I have heard in a while.
By the way people get offended far to easily these days. Its only a joke, get over it and
move on

Kilrtoy
10-07-2003, 05:41 PM
Nice...

XTRM22
10-07-2003, 05:58 PM
Lakeshow:
LMAO and no offense taken. Same here, but if my mom read that... there'd be trouble! LOL
Chuck

JetBoatRich
10-07-2003, 06:00 PM
nice clean joke :D

Mandelon
10-07-2003, 06:13 PM
Well, I am offended. But not by that. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
10-08-2003, 03:34 PM
so mandelon do you just offend? LMAO!! :D :D