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Her454
03-22-2006, 02:25 PM
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have
a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.
Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy
child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" one fruitcake says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy?"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass!"

topless
03-22-2006, 02:36 PM
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave C
03-22-2006, 02:44 PM
:supp:

pixilatedpussy
03-22-2006, 02:46 PM
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have
a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.
Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy
child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" one fruitcake says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy?"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass!"
ROTFLMFAO! Good one!!! :rollside:

Ziggy
03-22-2006, 03:21 PM
LOL.......I know some grown-ups that still need that paci :p

topless
03-22-2006, 03:23 PM
LOL.......I know some grown-ups that still need that paci :p
Aren't they known as Bench Racers?

Biglue
03-22-2006, 03:29 PM
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have
a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.
Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy
child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" one fruitcake says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy?"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass!"
I seriously doubt Lucky appreciates us knocking his early childhood. :crossx:

460 jus getn it
03-22-2006, 03:34 PM
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have
a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.
Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy
child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" one fruitcake says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy?"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass!"
yep....thats the bench racers for ya