Looking for the ULTIMATE prank!!

[Wet Dream]

I'm trying to help out my dad here. We'll go back almost a year ago on New Years Eve. My dad and his girl, and 2 other couples always go to the same resort for the celebration. These guys are all in their 50's. Last year, fire captain Ron placed a tape player with spooky sounds on it and played once an hour. This kept my dad up all night and of course he would wake up his girlfriend to see if she heard it. It would only play for a few seconds and turn off before you could find the location. So this is the year he wants to get him back. One idea he had was to lay wires across the matress hooked up to a timer and a device that is used in an electrical fence. Turn on for a few seconds, shock the crap out of him, and turn off for about an hour and start again. The bad part about this is that he is in his upper 50's and a shock like that might start a heart attack. But it sure sounds like a good prank. :D
What other methods can you guys come up with? The hotel has agreed to give my dad the key to Ron's room in advance to prepare for this.

[HammerDown]

Poke holes in the condoms?:p

[Ziggy]

He should call the room and tell him the 3rd they ordered will be up as soon she gets cleaned up and redressed from the last "trick" she turned.

[HighRoller]

I would have to say you need to rig up his room real good.Start with a light coating of grease or oil around the earpiece for the phone.Next,put something lovely like pine tar or sap in the sheets of his bed down around the foot area so when he sticks his feet in there they get all messy.Hair dye added to a shampoo bottle is always a nice touch,especially if you can match it to the shampoo color which is usually green or blue.Wedging a stink bomb in the upper window sill of his car is nice,when he rolls up the window he'll get a nice whiff.Pound a potato into his exhaust pipe with a hammer for added laughs.Wrap duct tape around the driveshaft and leave one inch hanging down in which you wrap a bolt.When he drives off he'll swear his rearend or tranny is letting go as the bolt hammers his floorboard.Saran Wrap stretched tightly across the rim of the toilet bowl is always fun.

[Keithb87]

I like the electric fence thing.
Can't you rig a rectifyer(sp) up do that you can reduce the amount of shock?

[Mullet]

Dead hooker in the hotel room......
That allways makes my buddies laugh.

[mickeyfinn]

If he is in a different room from you then call an escort service and give them your room number. His phone will ring all night. Once you call one of those numbers they send emails and faxes to a hundred women. If they are available they will call to see if he needs an "escort".

[Rod-64]

Originally posted by Ziggy
He should call the room and tell him the 3rd they ordered will be up as soon she gets cleaned up and redressed from the last "trick" she turned.

[Rod-64]

Originally posted by titties and beer
PUT PACKAGES OF KETCHUP,UNDER THE TOILET SEAT PADS,WHEN HE SETS DOWN THEY WELL POP AND GO ALL OVER HIS "ASS&BALLS":D :D .i do it at the casino all the time ,BOY do people get PISSED:D :D
I'm gonna do that to the old lady tommorow.....that's effin funny....she deserves a good squirt.:D

[Wet Dream]

Those are some great ideas. Keep em coming.

[HammerDown]

Put some Hot Sause in the Astro Glide....lol:p

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

put a blow up doll in his closet with some K.Y all over the mouth so when his girl goes to put the clothes away she find it. then put a huge dildo in his suit case so when he un packs his clothes he will pull it out in front of his girl and wonder if she packed it for herself. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

you can also switch his suit case at the last minute and fill another just like it with S&M parafanillia(sp ck) who knows when they unpack that suit case they may never leave that room. :D

[moneypit]

1. Code name: Upper Decker. Take a dump in the tank of his toilet.. He wont know where all the brown stuffs coming from.
2. Get him a wake up call evey hour after 2:30 am then twist of the talking part of the phone and take out the piece you talk into. Then twist the cap back on the phone. They wont here him say stop calling and he wont be able to call them either.
3. Take all of his tee shirts and stretch out only one sleeve (with your head) He'll be walking around the entire weekend with one big arm.
4. Take off his pillow case turn it inside out and put a little dab of shit in their and then place the pillow cover back the way you found it.
5. Garlic salt in the toothbrush is always good.
6. A fish platter in the heater vent is always good to.
Have a good time.

[fourspeednup]

Hmmm, giving me ideas for the foofer room mate...too bad I have to live in the same place. Although this one sounds like fun:
5. Garlic salt in the toothbrush is always good.
:D :D :D

[DansBlown73Nordic]

First some nice Choclate Chip cookies with a nice dose of EXLAX....And maybe a Viagera thrown in for good measure....:eek:
Now picture this....Sitting on the shitter well sporting a large piece of WOOD!!!!!:eek!: :eek!: :eek!:

[Mandelon]

Use clear silicone caulk and glue the toilet seat down to the bowl.
Flip the dresser and night stand over and screw the drawers shut. Then put it back.
Put on a shower head that you rig to just dribble. Do the same with the faucets. He' ll think there is low water pressure. A piece of rubber in the aireator will work.
Rig the phone to not recognize when the handset is picked up and arrange for wake up calls every hour all night.
Rig the inside door knob to come off in his hand so he can't get out of the room.
Change the light bulbs to strobe lights.
Put in a video camera so we can watch!
:D

[MANIC MECHANIC]

Get a pair of the personal walkie talkies, Put them on one of the private channels so it won't pick up anything but the other transmitter. Strap one to the underside of the bedsprings, with the volume on full and have at it periodically all night transmitting whatever with the other unit!
:D Tim

[396_Z]

Orajel in the toothbrush has always been one of my personal favs to open with.
Follow that with Icy-hot in the scrub sponge.

[fourspeednup]

Originally posted by 396_Z
Orajel in the toothbrush has always been one of my personal favs to open with.
Follow that with Icy-hot in the scrub sponge.
You ****er, I've been looking for the guy who put icy-hot in my sunburn lotion for over a year! Won't forget that feeling for a looooooooong time:burningm: :burningm: :burningm:

[396_Z]

Last time I used Icy-hot I put some in the tip of my former mother-in-law's Vagisil tube.....
I've never laughed so hard in my life.

[Faster Daddy]

moneypit
1. Code name: Upper Decker. Take a dump in the tank of his toilet.. He wont know where all the brown stuffs coming from.
2. Get him a wake up call evey hour after 2:30 am then twist of the talking part of the phone and take out the piece you talk into. Then twist the cap back on the phone. They wont here him say stop calling and he wont be able to call them either.
3. Take all of his tee shirts and stretch out only one sleeve (with your head) He'll be walking around the entire weekend with one big arm.
4. Take off his pillow case turn it inside out and put a little dab of shit in their and then place the pillow cover back the way you found it.
5. Garlic salt in the toothbrush is always good.
6. A fish platter in the heater vent is always good to.
Have a good time.
LMAO!! Upper Decker - Now thats about the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! :D :D :D