jjy73
11-04-2003, 09:14 AM
PONDER THIS...CAN YOU ANSWER ANY OF THESE?
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>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things there, and drink whatever comes out?"
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>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt?"
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>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
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>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their behind when they ask where the bathroom is?
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>Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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>What do you call male ballerinas?
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>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
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>If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
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>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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>Stop singing and read on...
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>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
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>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things there, and drink whatever comes out?"
>
>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt?"
>
>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
>
>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
>
>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their behind when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
>Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
>
>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
>
>What do you call male ballerinas?
>
>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
>
>If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>
>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>
>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
>
>Stop singing and read on...
>
>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
>
>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?