Her454
11-11-2003, 09:13 AM
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: She's sitting at
the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover
of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of
Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery
money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to
them and said that because they had been such a devoted
couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.......
Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover
of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of
Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
************************************************** *********************************
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
************************************************** ************************************
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery
money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
************************************************** **************************************
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
************************************************** **************************************
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to
them and said that because they had been such a devoted
couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.......
Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!