hd&boatrider
11-11-2003, 02:57 PM
The Job Interview..........
If this doesn't make you smile, nothing will..........
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a
job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in
and ask them one question and their answer would determine
who would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Pointing to
the man on his right.
The first man replied "A THOUGHT. It pops into your head. There's no
forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the
fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
And now you sir? He asked the second man.
"Hmm....let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know ever
happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the
interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliché for
speed," as he turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant." TURNING ON A
LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said.
Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question.
"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the
fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned
by the response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man.
"You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for
the bathroom.! But, be fore I could
THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I HAD SHIT MY PANTS!
HE GOT THE JOB!
If this doesn't make you smile, nothing will..........
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a
job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in
and ask them one question and their answer would determine
who would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Pointing to
the man on his right.
The first man replied "A THOUGHT. It pops into your head. There's no
forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the
fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
And now you sir? He asked the second man.
"Hmm....let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know ever
happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the
interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliché for
speed," as he turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant." TURNING ON A
LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said.
Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question.
"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the
fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned
by the response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man.
"You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for
the bathroom.! But, be fore I could
THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I HAD SHIT MY PANTS!
HE GOT THE JOB!