Glass pitching wife

[LeE ss13]

What ever you do, if you see this women with a glass in her hand, do not piss her off !!!! It could cost you 20 stitches like Christian Slater.
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I had one of my first wives toss a 5 gallon glass Sparkletes (sp) bottle at me that missed and exploded on the wall next to my head, but she never made a direct hit !!!

[Kilrtoy]

Divorce the bitch and PUT HER ASS IN JAIL..........

[Blown 472]

****in black eye take that fire right out of her.

[Low B]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothin' you already told her twice.....

[rvrtoy]

Originally posted by Low B
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothin' you already told her twice.....
LMAO!!!:D

[mickeyfinn]

What is the first thing a woman does after getting out of the battered womens shelter?
The friggen dishes if she knows what is good for her.
Why are there so many battered womens shelters?
Cause the bitches just don't damn listen

[Gman]

You people are just wrong, wrong I say!:D My ex once thru a full plate of dinner like a frisbee at my head. Hit me in the side of my noggin and then splattered all over the wall. We never did get the stain off the wall we ended up hanging a picture there to cover up the mess.:D I just kept on walking right out the front door I must of walked 10 miles that night barefoot. Never hit her though. You know what they say fiery in bed fiery in a fight.

[mirvin]

I'm going to vegas this weekend with my wife. I better keep my eyes peeled.;)