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wgarland

11-12-2003, 06:41 PM

Not all the time my last wife was f*cking around I packed her shit and through it out on walk, went out drinking on her last check from the job she got fired from, she came back that night all dunked up trying to cause a fight threw her out the door told the guy she was with to get her outa here that she was his f*cking problem now, a month and $126 later happy man again. :D :D

Keithb87

11-12-2003, 06:45 PM

Wish it was that easy here. :(
I caught the first in bed with my " Best Friend" Kicked his but, she kicked my but, and now it cost me $350.00/per pay check. :eek:
But such is life.
:D :D

anxious

11-12-2003, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by Keithb87
Wish it was that easy here. :(
I caught the first in bed with my " Best Friend" Kicked his but, she kicked my but, and now it cost me $350.00/per pay check. :eek:
But such is life.
:D :D
holy crap you got screwed

Ziggy

11-12-2003, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by wgarland
Not all the time my last wife was f*cking around I packed her shit and through it out on walk, went out drinking on her last check from the job she got fired from, she came back that night all dunked up trying to cause a fight threw her out the door told the guy she was with to get her outa here that she was his f*cking problem now, a month and $126 later happy man again. :D :D
Don't happen that way in California.....a man gets screwed no matter what...been there done that long ago.

Tee

11-12-2003, 06:55 PM

Well I have heard the following statements and agree with all of them..
1) Love is grand? Well divorce is a Hundred Grand!?!?!?
2) You know why divorce is so expensive? Because Sometimes its WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) I thought I knew what true happyness was till I got married.....Then it was too FUKN late!!!!!!

wgarland

11-12-2003, 07:14 PM

The one ya hear the most is I'll never pay for sex if you could market that saying, cause the day that cherry goes you pay for from then on out.:D :D

Tee

11-12-2003, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by titties and beer
my brother-n-law left his first wife for my sister -n-law, he had 3 kids ,it cost him 10,000$$$$ a month, "ITS THE F**K'N YA GET ,FOR THE F**KN YA GOT" :D
Good friend of mine always told me
"You don't actually pay a Hooker for Sex, you pay her to not bother you in the morning and not take half of everything you own in a year or so!!"
True'r words I think have never been spoken!!!!

JetBoatRich

11-12-2003, 07:25 PM

I have a good friend who was divorced awhile back, they both were cool about the whole thing. He got the house, crewcab dually and boat. All she asked is pay off her credit card and small school loan. They remain friends, don't hear to many stories like this.
:eek:

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 07:31 PM

it's cheaper to keep her. :D sorry about all the s*&t you guys had to go through. honestly. why do some women have to rake men over the coles. sometimes it just doesn't seem right. oh well just my 2 cents. ;)

Tee

11-12-2003, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
I have a good friend who was divorced awhile back, they both were cool about the whole thing. He got the house, crewcab dually and boat. All she asked is pay off her credit card and small school loan. They remain friends, don't hear to many stories like this.
:eek:
Could it actually be? A woman with a heart:rolleyes:
Actually, my first is not too bad. I get to see my daughter whenever I want.... She never hits me for additional cash. (of course she gets plenty every month as it is.!) I got to keep my house and my boat.....Truck, Corvette, 2 Snowmobiles and 5th wheel?.....I didn't get to keep them but hey.....I am pretty lucky I guess....I hear there are guys that have it way worse.....
I still have a hard time with tying the knot again though with all the nasty stories I hear.
Still somewhat untrusting and bitter I guess!

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 07:36 PM

hey hey hey i have a heart. i feel for the ones that got or are gettin screwed . :wink:

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 07:40 PM

they are heart felt. :D :D :p great thanks.

Tee

11-12-2003, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
hey hey hey i have a heart. i feel for the ones that got or are gettin screwed . :wink:
My sincere appologies to Mrs. Flyin Vee!!!! I was NOT refering to you!?

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 07:42 PM

well spank you or uh thank you very much. :D :D

Tee

11-12-2003, 07:47 PM

MrsFlyin V,
Hope your frame of mind becomes contagouse:cool: We could use alot more like you:D
T&B,
You go to Quail, (or something like that?) Heard about it but never been there.....
(Hey Mrs Flyin,,,,,,My first HYJACK!!!!. Your such an inspiration!)

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 07:48 PM

that too . i forgot. they are there so my hands are always there. :D it great when you have something knew. you always want to play with it or in my case them. ;) :p

396_Z

11-12-2003, 07:48 PM

I swear if I ever think about getting married again I'm just going to find a woman I hate and buy her a house.

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by Tee
MrsFlyin V,
Hope your frame of mind becomes contagouse:cool: We could use alot more like you:D
T&B,
You go to Quail, (or something like that?) Heard about it but never been there.....
(Hey Mrs Flyin,,,,,,My first HYJACK!!!!. Your such an inspiration!)
glad i could help. stick with me and you will be a pro sooner then later. ;)

Kilrtoy

11-12-2003, 07:52 PM

Ok we need around the clock surveillance on MRS FLYIiN VEE
When all the YENTA's find out they will want to kill her.
I think when you have to pay , you should also get visitation rights and usage rights to the pussy:D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 07:54 PM

uh kilrtoy. in engles por favor. i don't get it. remember i am a natural blonde. from what i can remember. :D mucho grass in your ass. :p

Tee

11-12-2003, 07:57 PM

[QUOTE]never made it to powell /QUOTE]
Dude, you live in George and you don't go to Powell....Heaven on earth.... We'll have to plan a trip....Doghouse can show you where "Dent Beach" is.....I don't remember, which is part of why it is called "Dent Beach" You have any idea how far it is from the nose of a 34 Advantage Offshore to the Beach????????)
(Mrs FV.....How am I doin on the HYJACK?)

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 08:03 PM

your doin great Tee. i guess i am a great teacher. :D :D tootin my own horn. :D

Tee

11-12-2003, 08:08 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
your doin great Tee. i guess i am a great teacher. :D :D tootin my own horn. :D
Damn, I think I almost doubled my post count on this one thread:cool:
Pat youself on da back there MFV.....Better yet....Pat youself on the front for Mr Flyin Vee:D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 08:09 PM

i,ve been doin that all day. i'm gettin a blister. :D

Kilrtoy

11-12-2003, 08:10 PM

If all the bitches hear you talking like that they will want to kill you for crossing the line.

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 08:10 PM

no that is at albertson's kilr ..:D

Tee

11-12-2003, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
If all the bitches hear you talking like that they will want to kill you for crossing the line.
Actually, I think it is all the bitches LAWYERS that are the ones that will want to kill her.... I think they are the ones that muddy the whole process up......

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 08:17 PM

specially if it is a women lawyer.. then your really screwed. :D

Tee

11-12-2003, 08:23 PM

I think when you have to pay , you should also get visitation rights and usage rights to the pussy:D
Kilr,
Funny as hell, I had just paid for a set of "BOLT ONS" about 16 months before the split......I had my lawyer submitt that I wanted visitation to them also (only seemed fair....I paid for them....)
I Don't think I have ever seen a man laugh sooo FKN hard....
Stats show that 60% of men that pay for bolt ons are paying for the big D within 18 months...(16 months for me, and I tried to talk her out of them, didn't think they were necessary, she was pretty well endowed as it was?) 85% are paying for a D within 5 years..............
MFV ---- your in the 15% right!

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 08:28 PM

i just got my bolt on's. he paid for them and i am happily married for 15 almost 16 years now. i have two great kids and i am not going anywhere. we always work out our differences and never go to bed mad. i start fights just for the making up. :D

JetBoatRich

11-12-2003, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
i just got my bolt on's. he paid for them and i am happily married for 15 almost 16 years now. i have two great kids and i am not going anywhere. we always work out our differences and never go to bed mad. i start fights just for the making up. :D
Make up SEX, :D :eek!: :eek!:

Tee

11-12-2003, 08:30 PM

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 08:31 PM

i love the making up swing sex.. :D :p

Tee

11-12-2003, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
i love the making up swing sex.. :D :p
You have one of those "TANTRIC SWINGS"? Mr is a lucky guy:eek:

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 08:36 PM

yes. we have a sex swing it is awesome. it has stirups and everything. i like it. there is so much you can do with it. you can ..... well i'll leave that to the imagination.. :D :D :p

Tee

11-12-2003, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
yes. we have a sex swing it is awesome. it has stirups and everything. i like it. there is so much you can do with it. you can ..... well i'll leave that to the imagination.. :D :D :p
I think its time to introduce you to my girlfriend.........You could teach her a thing or two....or three,,,,Or Hell.....Just teach would ya!!!!!!!! Sometimes I just hate living amongst all these prudy mormons:frown:

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 08:43 PM

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/showphoto.php?photo=21469&password=&sort=7&thecat=500
here's a pic. ;)

anxious

11-12-2003, 08:43 PM

Tee

11-12-2003, 08:44 PM

DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN!

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 08:47 PM

see i always tell the truth. mr vee loves it. see the smiles. :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 08:52 PM

uh no sorry.. i bet thats what i heard though. J/K :D

Tee

11-12-2003, 08:55 PM

Who Hoooo,,,,,,,,This thread is defenatly HYJACKED!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so proud!!!!

Tee

11-12-2003, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by titties and beer
YA,WHAT THE HELL WE'RE WE TALKING ABOUT
ROFLMAOATPMD

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:01 PM

damn high jackers.. gotta love them.. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:05 PM

i did one of those in parker for a bachelor that was there it was at the roadrunner. and the thing is mr vee told me to. he is great. trust is the key. :D

Tee

11-12-2003, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by titties and beer
theirs a movie on tmc ,called "LAP DANCE"DO YOU THINK I SHOULD WATCH IT :D
And I don't have TMC? Hell yes watch it....Tape it and send me a copy!!!!!!!!

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:06 PM

don't forget about me.. :(

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:10 PM

yes please. make it a triple please. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:13 PM

you got it.. they take the taste of the vodka away then i go to two then one then none then out like a light. :D

beyondhelpin

11-12-2003, 09:15 PM

Do those bolt on feel like bricks sometimes?! That is what my wife tells me after a tough day. She just had it done about a month ago! She is starting to love the twins more each day.

JetBoatRich

11-12-2003, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
damn high jackers.. gotta love them.. :D
But it took a better direction:D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by beyondhelpin
Do those bolt on feel like bricks sometimes?! That is what my wife tells me after a tough day. She just had it done about a month ago! She is starting to love the twins more each day.
the only time i have that is when i get cold. i had mine done on oct. 24th so we are pretty close. the day i came home they felt like they were at my chin. the massaging helps me though. they do soffen up a bit. i think. maybe i just like to touch them too much. LOL!! i love them. it's always nice to have something youve never had before. it's almost like a kid in a candy store. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
But it took a better direction:D
yah i agree i think. the boobs tend to take over every thread with all the highjackers.. meaning me. :D :p

beyondhelpin

11-12-2003, 09:24 PM

The massage helps alot. Softens those bad boys up. Hardens me up though!

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:25 PM

i bet. you and mr vee are in the same boat.. welcome to the candy store. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:30 PM

good night and congrats . :D :D :D :D

JetBoatRich

11-12-2003, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by titties and beer
see ya all later,i must sleep,o-ya my kid is down have'n a baby tonight ,it will be my 3 rd grand -boy:D ,this one is take'n for ever to come out:confused: ,c-ya mark
Congratulations Grandpa and take care:rolleyes:

Cheap Thrills

11-12-2003, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
uh kilrtoy. in engles por favor. i don't get it. remember i am a natural blonde. from what i can remember. :D mucho grass in your ass. :p
mucho grass in your ass.
LMFAO !!! Oh shieat ma sides uh hurtin , laughed so hard I knock my last cold beer off the table :cry:, doesnt seem so funny now LMFAO yeh it does :D
C.T. :wink:

beyondhelpin

11-12-2003, 09:38 PM

I like candy!
This is her when I suprised her with the camara tonight. Not bad for no makeup and 43 years old to boot. As you can tell even not fixed up she is a ham!

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:41 PM

very beautiful. now where are the ones you cant post.. LOL!! she is a hottie congrats i wish i looked that good and i am only 35. damn what is the secret. :D

Rocket2003

11-12-2003, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by beyondhelpin
I like candy!
This is her when I suprised her with the camara tonight. Not bad for no makeup and 43 years old to boot. As you can tell even not fixed up she is a ham!
She is hot! A very nice Package!;) Thanks!

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by Cheap Thrills
mucho grass in your ass.
LMFAO !!! Oh shieat ma sides uh hurtin , laughed so hard I knock my last cold beer off the table :cry:, doesnt seem so funny now LMFAO yeh it does :D
C.T. :wink:
i owe you a cold one. ;)

Kilrtoy

11-12-2003, 09:46 PM

Post ***** you're getting closer

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:48 PM

eat my wake baby,... not close enough. :D

beyondhelpin

11-12-2003, 09:51 PM

The old digital camara has been getting quite a workout lately! That is the only public viewing shot I have. That must mean the rest of them are......... They secret of youth is sex! Thanks for the compliments.:D :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 09:55 PM

i already have a lot of that. how much per day hour week or what. :D

mike37

11-12-2003, 10:02 PM

divorce did you have to bring that up

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 10:04 PM

No we high jacked it you brought it up.. :D ;)

JetBoatRich

11-12-2003, 10:05 PM

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 10:05 PM

34 never tell a woman's age turn it around. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 10:13 PM

well it's late i guess i'm goin to bed... good night all. ;)

Cheap Thrills

11-12-2003, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
i owe you a cold one. ;)
No no no no no it was worth it :D besides I didnt spill all of it
still a sip or two of sudz left .
and Im not even going to rant about my divorce .
even though she got the waterfront property on the TN river then let the bank foreclose on it :cry:
I sure do miss being able to walk out the back door and hop into the boat .
C.T. :wink:

beyondhelpin

11-12-2003, 10:17 PM

If I had you swing it would be more!
Yea we are mid 40s but we act like mid 20s! Must be that just about everyone we hang out with is in their late 20s to early 30s. Most people our age are just a lttle slow for us!:D :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 10:17 PM

who's back door... J/K watch what you say it may just bite you in the ass someday.. lmao!! :D

JetBoatRich

11-12-2003, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
well it's late i guess i'm goin to bed... good night all. ;)
Looked like you just got on a roll, :D
Have a good night sleep, :sleeping:

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 10:20 PM

hell i might just stay up i'm being talked to now.. your mistake right. J/K :D see what you did.. :D second wind. :D

JetBoatRich

11-12-2003, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
hell i might just stay up i'm being talked to now.. your mistake right. J/K :D see what you did.. :D second wind. :D
Don't blame it on me, I have a few more monutes:D to B.S.

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 10:24 PM

o.k well it's not your fault. but i'm like a dog.. you start talkin to them and they wont leave your side. :D LOL!!

Kilrtoy

11-12-2003, 10:32 PM

Oh we have been a busy little bee
you almost caught me

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 10:33 PM

buzz buzz buzz and i am very buzzed.. :D

Kilrtoy

11-12-2003, 10:34 PM

I have to go to work tommorow after 5 days off
only two days of work this week, Shit i feel like a fireman

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 10:35 PM

ahh thats to bad now i can pass you like a breeze in the wind.. :D

JetBoatRich

11-12-2003, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
buzz buzz buzz and i am very buzzed.. :D
What is it tonight:D

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 10:38 PM

what is it not. is it just me or when it gets slow in here, my name is on every thread. :confused: :D

Kilrtoy

11-12-2003, 10:39 PM

ahh thats to bad now i can pass you like a breeze in the wind..
You farting again

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 10:42 PM

no i can just smell all the vodka coming out when ever i breath. i think the mr is getting buzzed by just my breathing next to him.. :D

Kilrtoy

11-12-2003, 10:44 PM

I cant keep up
you are on fire tonight

JetBoatRich

11-12-2003, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
I cant keep up
you are on fire tonight
:burningm: :burningm: :burningm:

MRS FLYIN VEE

11-12-2003, 10:45 PM

it's the vodka and oh with rich's help. he gave me my second wind.. thanks rich.. :D

JetBoatRich

11-12-2003, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
it's the vodka and oh with rich's help. he gave me my second wind.. thanks rich.. :D
Glad to help:D

Kilrtoy

11-12-2003, 10:46 PM

Oh thanks rich,
did u give her some of that home grown high desert white stuff

JetBoatRich

11-12-2003, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Oh thanks rich,
did u give her some of that home grown high desert white stuff
Don't know what you are talking about:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: