View Full Version : You Know Your Getting Old When?
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:18 PM
You walk into a food place and think to yourself , GOD THESE WALLS AND FLOORS ARE DIRTY
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 10:19 PM
Or you're wheeled-in.
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:20 PM
you tell your kids to rinse out their glass and use it again.....
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 10:23 PM
You replace the roll of toliet paper.
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:24 PM
you stop caring what the label on your cloths says
anxious
11-17-2003, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
you stop caring what the label on your cloths says
like shopping at walmart for clothes
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:26 PM
hey I do that
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 10:28 PM
You can't remember the last time you wore underwear.
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:29 PM
thats too much info brotha man
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 10:32 PM
When you want to bang the 45 year old milf that lives across the street.
Cheap Thrills
11-17-2003, 10:36 PM
The Viagra isnt working anymore :eek:
C.T. :wink:
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:37 PM
When you want to bang the 45 year old milf that lives across the street
I wanted to do that at 16
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
When you want to bang the 45 year old milf that lives across the street
I wanted to do that at 16
I want to do it now, at 36!
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:40 PM
When 55 is no longer an old lady
anxious
11-17-2003, 10:43 PM
your called grandpa:(
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:44 PM
your called grandpa
Oldest is 12 and it better be awhile a LONGGGGGGGGG WHILE
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 10:45 PM
When that pimple-faced **** at the drive- thru calls you "sir".:mad: :mad: :mad:
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:47 PM
when you stop getting carded for booze
anxious
11-17-2003, 10:48 PM
you get the early bird dinner special at 4:30
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:49 PM
AARP has you on their mailing list
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 10:51 PM
When you can no longer see your dicker over your belly.
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:54 PM
When you can no longer see your dicker over your belly.
Lay down
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 11:02 PM
When you have nothing better to do that go online.............:rolleyes:
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 11:04 PM
And chat with a brotha who is really a cracka
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
And chat with a brotha who is really a cracka
LOL! How did you know man? Ha!
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 11:06 PM
When you NEED an afternoon nap.
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 11:06 PM
CUz your lips are moving but you aint jive talkin
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
CUz your lips are moving but you aint jive talkin
I begs your pardon. You gots to have soul in ya to be able to hear the words that be comin' out my mouf!!!:jawdrop:
Cheap Thrills
11-17-2003, 11:37 PM
When your jamin to the song on the radio and the DJ does a station ID " This is oldies 95" and then they do a depends or ensure commercial .
I just thought I was going to bed .::rolleyes:
C.T. :wink
Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 11:39 PM
Thats too funny,
Depends, is no long an answer
its a must
LASERRAY
11-17-2003, 11:55 PM
when the local obituaries look like your high school yearbook!:(
blownmoney
11-18-2003, 12:49 AM
when the local obituaries look like your high school yearbook!
ouch!!!
LASERRAY
11-18-2003, 12:51 AM
True!
blownmoney
11-18-2003, 12:52 AM
when the ladie at the fast food counter asks you if you want your 10% discount!
blownmoney
11-18-2003, 12:53 AM
When you want to bang the 45 year old milf that lives across the street.
yeah what he said...lol
Back To Havasu
11-18-2003, 05:50 AM
When the opposite sex is checking out your kid
When both the mother and daughter look good:D
Liberator TJ1984
11-18-2003, 06:15 AM
When your Girlfriend "Just turned 32" and you are damn proud to still be seen with her:rolleyes: :eek:
When you grow more hair on your ears than on the top of your head.
JetBoatRich
11-18-2003, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by Cheap Thrills
When your jamin to the song on the radio and the DJ does a station ID " This is oldies 95"
I just thought I was going to bed .::rolleyes:
C.T. :wink
I will listen to the oldies, the more songs I don't know teh younger I feel. Problem is I know most of them.:eek:
91nordic29
11-18-2003, 06:41 AM
when you dont even knoe what a MILF is?? (somebody clue me in please).:o
NorCal Gameshow
11-18-2003, 06:48 AM
Originally posted by 91nordic29
when you dont even knoe what a MILF is?? (somebody clue me in please).:o
somethin' like: mom i'd like to f@#%
JetBoatRich
11-18-2003, 06:49 AM
Originally posted by 91nordic29
when you dont even knoe what a MILF is?? (somebody clue me in please).:o
Mother I like to "F":D
MagicMtnDan
11-18-2003, 06:50 AM
when you avoid reading "you know you're getting old when" threads
PS: "MILF" is Click here (takes you to Adult content site that is not appropriate for work environment unless you work at Hustler magazine) (http://www.julides.com/julides/link.htm)
JetBoatRich
11-18-2003, 06:50 AM
It is an quote from the Movie American Pie, if I remember right;)
voodooCanoe
11-18-2003, 07:23 AM
When you put a album on the turn table and you kid asks "where did you get the big c/d dad!"
91nordic29
11-18-2003, 08:09 AM
thanks. now i feel better. i now know that i am not one (milf). i could be, but i am not a mom.:wink:
hd&boatrider
11-18-2003, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
AARP has you on their mailing list
Or makes you the friggin' President...lol
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