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gigamurph
11-19-2003, 01:30 PM
What is black and comes(sic) in a small white can?
Michael Jackson
What does J.C. Penneys and Michael Jackson have in common?
they both have little boys pants, half off!
Have fun with it or go nuts! Your call!:D
Oceanside
11-19-2003, 01:40 PM
I heard the police were focusing their attention on the back door, Apparently they were looking for forced entry.
rrrr
11-19-2003, 01:42 PM
What's the difference between a polythene bag and Michael Jackson?
One is made of plastic and dangerous to children, the other is used to carry your shopping home.
When do you know it's bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
The big hand is on the little hand.
REGISTERED USER
11-19-2003, 02:29 PM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne usually doesn't come onto a boys face untill he's in his teens.:eek:
Keithb87
11-19-2003, 03:15 PM
When do you know Michael Jackson is enteraining?
:confused:
His Driveway is filled with Big Wheels :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Havasu_Dreamin
11-19-2003, 03:29 PM
Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
He was up to a pack a day.
ratso
11-19-2003, 05:17 PM
Michael Jackson and Boy George are coming out with a new song. It's called "I'll Beat It For You"
gigamurph
11-19-2003, 05:24 PM
What's white and found in little boys pants?
Michael Jackson's glove.
Man; some of those are disgustin'! I-I-I-I-I-I liiiiike it!:)
Schiada76
11-19-2003, 05:28 PM
He's reached his quota and now officially is a priest.:D
j-rod
11-19-2003, 05:36 PM
Have you heard one of Micheal Jackson's new songs is called
"Don't Let your son go down on Me...." :eek!:
Jbb
11-19-2003, 07:37 PM
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/9074.gif
Jbb
11-19-2003, 07:38 PM
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/7991.jpg
Kilrtoy
11-19-2003, 07:38 PM
Poor guy he is about to get hook up and thrown in the klink,
Hope he has been practicing with his big dildo's.
CUZ BUBBA'S GONNA MAKE IT HURT
j-rod
11-19-2003, 07:44 PM
It is called "Never Never Tell Ranch"
Jetdriver
11-19-2003, 07:48 PM
Michael is like M&M's, he'll cum in your mouth not on your hands!
honkey1
11-19-2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by REGISTERED USER
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne usually doesn't come onto a boys face untill he's in his teens.:eek:
Best one so far.
Give Mike a break he is the only poor black boy that grew up to be a rich white woman.
MJ19
11-19-2003, 10:04 PM
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/7991.jpg
I walked down that neverland path and didn't get my 10 mil...What's up with that? :confused:
Kilrtoy
11-19-2003, 10:15 PM
Go to a shrink
maybe they can bring back those good ,,oops i mean bad repressed memories
Charley
11-19-2003, 10:18 PM
What college did Michael Jackson graduate from with honors?
bringem young:frown:
phebus
11-19-2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by MJ19
I walked down that neverland path and didn't get my 10 mil...What's up with that? :confused:
You should have stopped , got rear-ended, and sued for your 10 mil.
MJ19
11-19-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Go to a shrink
maybe they can bring back those good ,,oops i mean bad repressed memories
Kilrtoy,
If you're talking to me (not sure?) I must admit they were good memories...Michael Jackson allowed us to spend the day running free on his ranch and catering a lunch for us...it was great fun! Riding the rides, checking out the zoo, watching movies, eating junk food...never once was anyone from our group of children asked to spend the night...but I'm a little peeved, I didn't walk away with 10 mil on top of it all :D
MJ19
11-19-2003, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by phebus
You should have stopped , got rear-ended, and sued for your 10 mil.
ahhh that's where I went wrong :rolleyes: ;)
fourspeednup
11-19-2003, 10:29 PM
it was great fun! Riding the rides,
I think the rides may have changed since you've been there:wink:
MJ19
11-19-2003, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by fourspeednup
I think the rides may have changed since you've been there:wink:
Naw it's just that I'm not really his type :p
MJ19
11-19-2003, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by anxious
seems you arent his type either:D
:confused: I thought that is what I said? :confused:
GlastronGuy
11-19-2003, 10:39 PM
What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?
They both know how to rear a child.
gigamurph
11-19-2003, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by MJ19
Naw it's just that I'm not really his type :p You might be his type. Just the wrong sex and way too old!
What did the mother say to Jacko at the beach?
Hey! Get out of my son(sic)!
I know I started this thread; but ya really can't help but wonder about the good that he has done and gotten very little or no credit for it. The guy needs help and I don't think he's gonna get it if he's sent to "Bubba's Rump-Bumpin' Land"! Damn shame! With the guy's talent, like him or not, he could have gone down (no pun intended) as one of the greatest performers to ever live. Now he'll just be remembered for the sick crap he's accused of, guilty or not! Sad.
comin' unscrewed
11-20-2003, 07:47 AM
How do you know it's bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Seadog
11-20-2003, 09:20 AM
Michael Jackson is a child in a adult body. Whether or not he is a pedophile is yet to be seen. Unfortunately, like Elvis, no one is going to give him help until everything has been sucked from his finances, or he dies. I sometimes think he is to be pity more than anything.
CA Stu
11-20-2003, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Seadog
. I sometimes think he is to be pity more than anything.
I agree with you there.
Poor bastard is surrounded by sycophants blowing sunshine up his ass 24 hours a day about how great he is, he probably has absolutely no touch with reality whatsoever.
Nevertheless, you ain't gonna find my son out there with that nutjob!
CA Stu
Picklefork
11-20-2003, 03:34 PM
You didn't get your 10 mil, MJ19, cuz you're a GIRL. I don't think that's his style?
Mandelon
11-20-2003, 04:23 PM
Michael Jackson has agreed to a plea bargain.
He will be agreeing to do jail time.
As long it is at the Juvenile Detention Center. :yuk:
bchbum
11-20-2003, 07:31 PM
What's a" 10 " to Michael ? Two 10 year olds
rrrr
11-20-2003, 10:05 PM
Whats the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson has more noses
Hallett19
11-20-2003, 10:55 PM
what is the hardest stain to get off a little boy's underwear ???
Michael Jacksons makeup :cool:
MJ19
11-21-2003, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by gigamurph
I know I started this thread; but ya really can't help but wonder about the good that he has done and gotten very little or no credit for it. The guy needs help and I don't think he's gonna get it if he's sent to "Bubba's Rump-Bumpin' Land"!
Sounds sick, but maybe in jail, he'll begin to find great big male adults more attractive :confused:
Actually, I do feel badly for him because in our local paper the child investigator already has her mind made up and that doesn't give him much of a chance for fair treatment. :(
Another thought...in a court you get a jury of your peers...do you think his jury will be a bunch of "rich & famous-out-of-touch-with-reality" folks? :cool:
Essex502
11-21-2003, 09:03 AM
Just like OJ's jury was not of his peers!
Michael Jackson even had Johnnie Cockroach decline to defend him! Must be really scummy for Johnnie to not want to be a part of it.
MJ19
11-21-2003, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by Essex502
Just like OJ's jury was not of his peers!
Speaking of OJ...did you know that he has "Physical" custody of his children, but the Simpson's have "Legal" custody...and the Simpsons stopped the fighting & instead deal with their custody issues in the best interest of the children across the nation...OJ lives in Florida & the Simpsons live in California.
Can you image having to fly across the nation to enroll your grand-children in school and have to face the man that you believed murdered your daughter...that would be tough...but they do it and they are cordial in the best interest of the children...just imagine...could you do that? :confused:
Seadog
11-21-2003, 11:34 AM
If I had a daughter murdered, or a son molested, it would not matter to me if he got off. I'd be working on my own defense.
comin' unscrewed
11-21-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by MJ19
Sounds sick, but maybe in jail, he'll begin to find great big male adults more attractive :confused:
Not a chance! He'll PC up the minute he gets there.
twistedpair
11-21-2003, 04:55 PM
Just more proof that America is indeed, the Land of Opportunity. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to become a rich white woman!?!
Keithb87
11-25-2003, 09:01 PM
I heard this on the radio on the way home.
Why does Michael Jackson like 26 yearolds?
There are 20 of them.;) ;)
Not as funny now though :p
gigamurph
11-28-2003, 11:24 AM
Back to the top with another one for the archives!
What's blonde, has six legs, and runs through Michael Jackson's dreams almost every day and night?
Hanson!:D
75_Elim
11-28-2003, 02:04 PM
What did a mother say to Michael Jackson when they were at a Beach Party????
Excuse me!! You're in my son !!!!