Hey Maximus, leave those eggbeaters alone!

[Havasu47]

What are you doing in the clamp-on threads stirring up all that shit? That's some funny stuff! LMFAO They sure like to talk smack :D :D

[MAXIMUS]

I aim to please!!!:D They are all a bunch of wussies...:rolleyes:
Real men drive jets!:p

[Cheap Thrills]

Love the AV Max .. reminds me of a song ...:D
Wellllll...
Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's mom is a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednsday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch
C.T. :wink:

[Havasu47]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
I aim to please!!!:D They are all a bunch of wussies...:rolleyes:
Real men drive jets!:p
Do you get many visitors in Maxland?? :D :D :yuk:

[eliminatedsprinter]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
I aim to please!!!:D They are all a bunch of wussies...:rolleyes:
Real men drive jets!:p
Yea, when my arms get too weak to handle a little wheel torque I'll get a jet...;) :D

[jackpunx]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
I aim to please!!!:D They are all a bunch of wussies...:rolleyes:
Real men drive jets!:p
ha ha.. yea..because they are scared to go fast :D

[eliminatedsprinter]

Originally posted by eliminatedsprinter
Yea, when my arms get too weak to handle a little wheel torque I'll get a jet...;) :D
Look at this, it's so boring on these boards today, I'm talking smack.:rolleyes: ;)

[Daytona19]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
I aim to please!!!:D They are all a bunch of wussies...:rolleyes:
Real men drive jets!:p I'LL drive a jet someday when I want to settle down & go Slow and enjoy the view !!!

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by Cheap Thrills
Love the AV Max .. reminds me of a song ...:D
Wellllll...
Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's mom is a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednsday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch
C.T. :wink:
LMAO!!!!!! Well done CT...:)

[Cheap Thrills]

here ! http://www.pagedepot.com/DanG/southpark/bitchsong.mov
its a little slow to load be patient :p
C.T. :wink:

[MAXIMUS]

MAX <--- takes a deep long breath...
Well all my little chickens who feel the need to involve themselves with such a pure concept... You need to remove your heads from that soft crevice in the lower region of your skin bags & suck a big fresh gulp of air to restore that dried up raisen that used to be a brain! Then you will see that I am your daddy & own your pathetic little insignificant, "fag like" , propeller driven, peanut packin, pickle puffin v-drives & strap ons! That almost sounded like a particular isle at a porn store... v-drives & strap ons here--->:rolleyes: Now all you little peeps run along... that is all for todays lesson!:)
By the way Havasu 47 nice thread...:D

[Havasu47]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
MAX <--- takes a deep long breath...
Well all my little chickens who feel the need to involve themselves with such a pure concept... You need to remove your heads from that soft crevice in the lower region of your skin bags & suck a big fresh gulp of air to restore that dried up raisen that used to be a brain! Then you will see that I am your daddy & own your pathetic little insignificant, "fag like" , propeller driven, peanut packin, pickle puffin v-drives & strap ons! That almost sounded like a particular isle at a porn store... v-drives & strap ons here--->:rolleyes: Now all you little peeps run along... that is all for todays lesson!:)
By the way Havasu 47 nice thread...:D
Max.... LMFAO :D :D
You are the king of smack. Now, get on your little kirby and get out of the way. Propeller driven boats are comin' through!:yuk:

[HavasuBarney]

That way the jet guys won't fall too far behind.
Maxi is lost, I think he likes to **** a goat.
That silly sumbitch put a car motor in his boat.
Maxi is also dumb and ugly while I'm smart and hansom.
I bolted my boat motor directly to my transom.
Now he'll scream and cry just like a bitch
But let's really see if he'll hook up his hitch.
Then drag that tub to BBSP then line up to race,
Only to get spanked by Barney and crew in total disgrace.

[mickeyfinn]

The reformed Jetter show
(to the tune of the beverly hillbillies)
Come and listen to a story about a boat with a pump
Sounded really good, tunes had a lot of thump,
Then one day he was running against a prop,
And then the little **** Saw his future really drop
No wins, way behind. Tooo slow
Well the first thing you know the ole boy starts to care
all his friends said boy move away from there!
Said a boat with a prop is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the jet and they buried her at sea.
Parker that is
fast boats and hot babes
Sung at the end of the show:
Well now its time to say good-bye to him and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You’re all invited back again to float like a bunch of ducks.
Just hope your smart enough to sell that boat that really sucks

[randy77zt]

mr maxipad-you know the date & time.just show up.the only decent jet boats have aluminum hulls and come from canada.those boys dont talk trash.they show up and run.i will run you with my slow weed whacker first.then maybe if you win the fast whackers will feel like beating you.

[likwidsukr]

LOL...You can't even figure out how to post your avatar and you want us to believe your going to win a race, hope you figure out how to hook up your boat to your vehicle....Duh:confused:

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by HavasuBarney
That way the jet guys won't fall too far behind.
Maxi is lost, I think he likes to **** a goat.
That silly sumbitch put a car motor in his boat.
Maxi is also dumb and ugly while I'm smart and hansom.
I bolted my boat motor directly to my transom.
Now he'll scream and cry just like a bitch
But let's really see if he'll hook up his hitch.
Then drag that tub to BBSP then line up to race,
Only to get spanked by Barney and crew in total disgrace.
Hey there Barn... You definitly missed your calling in life??? You could have been the first white rapper from havasu to go platinum!!!:eek: Now don't make me ruin your attachment reunion... All you ladies just remember what I said! Daddy is commin to town!!!!:D

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by mickeyfinn
The reformed Jetter show
(to the tune of the beverly hillbillies)
Come and listen to a story about a boat with a pump
Sounded really good, tunes had a lot of thump,
Then one day he was running against a prop,
And then the little **** Saw his future really drop
No wins, way behind. Tooo slow
Well the first thing you know the ole boy starts to care
all his friends said boy move away from there!
Said a boat with a prop is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the jet and they buried her at sea.
Parker that is
fast boats and hot babes
Sung at the end of the show:
Well now its time to say good-bye to him and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You’re all invited back again to float like a bunch of ducks.
Just hope your smart enough to sell that boat that really sucks
Not as good as Barney... Try swinging from both of his nuts next time!:)

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by randy77zt
mr maxipad-you know the date & time.just show up.the only decent jet boats have aluminum hulls and come from canada.those boys dont talk trash.they show up and run.i will run you with my slow weed whacker first.then maybe if you win the fast whackers will feel like beating you.
Yea ok cus I got time to race every wanna be wacka that comes along... Bring some credentials & I'll see if it's in my best interest...:rolleyes: Otherwise you could just keep handing me cervesa's all day & I'll tell people you are with us!;)