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MRS FLYIN VEE
11-29-2003, 03:59 PM
1. i've smoked fatter joints then that
2.Ahh, it's cute.
3.who circumcised you?
4. why don't we just cuddle.
5. you know they have surgery to fix that.
6. it's more fun to look at.
7. make it dance.
8. you know, theres a tower in Italy that looks like that.
9. can i paint a smiley face on that?
10.it looks like a night crawler.
11. wow. and your feet are so big.
12. my last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
13. it's o.k we will work around it.
14. is this a mild or spicy slim jim?
15. will it sqeak if i squeeze it..
Jungle Boy
11-29-2003, 04:21 PM
Don't forget "I'm going to devorce you and take all your shit"
:yuk:
MRS FLYIN VEE
11-29-2003, 04:30 PM
treat her right and you wont have to worry about a divorce.:D :D
HCS
11-29-2003, 04:42 PM
"I'll burn your boat." doesn't go over very well.
phebus
11-29-2003, 04:45 PM
Bend over and grab your ankles. :eek:
MRS FLYIN VEE
11-29-2003, 04:54 PM
" is that a second belly button" :D
LASERRAY
11-29-2003, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
1. i've smoked fatter joints then that
2.Ahh, it's cute.
3.who circumcised you?
4. why don't we just cuddle.
5. you know they have surgery to fix that.
6. it's more fun to look at.
7. make it dance.
8. you know, theres a tower in Italy that looks like that.
9. can i paint a smiley face on that?
10.it looks like a night crawler.
11. wow. and your feet are so big.
12. my last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
13. it's o.k we will work around it.
14. is this a mild or spicy slim jim?
15. will it sqeak if i squeeze it..
16. nice baloon knot
17. wtf
18. lol
19. you call that a dick?
20. at least it's bigger then hoss's:D :D :D
Kilrtoy
11-30-2003, 03:16 AM
Does that come in man's size
Moomawnster
11-30-2003, 04:23 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
treat her right and you wont have to worry about a divorce.:D :D
Divorce , no divorce , she's still gonna take your shit ! !..... ;)
rrrr
11-30-2003, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
11. wow, and your feet are so big.
LOL, I am well endowed (in the foot department anyway :D ). I have fun with my wife around friends, pointing to my huge feet and "Hey baby, you know what big feet mean?"
She rolls her eyes and sez "Yeah, big shoes."
:D :D
Jungle Boy
11-30-2003, 07:15 AM
It ain't very long but at least it's skinny.
Keithb87
11-30-2003, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Moomawnster
Divorce , no divorce , she's still gonna take your shit ! !..... ;)
Hell I wasn't even married this time..... And she still took all my SHIT :(
Forkin' Crazy
11-30-2003, 09:24 AM
It ain't very big around, but it sure is short...lol
Forkin' Crazy
11-30-2003, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Jungle Boy
Don't forget "I'm going to devorce you and take all your shit"
:yuk:
Been there, done that...:rolleyes: