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MRS FLYIN VEE
11-29-2003, 05:00 PM
a chinese man had three daughters: he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
" i would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest." said the eldest.
He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry.
" i would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest. " said the second daughter.
he finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry.
" i would like to marry a man with one dragon' on the ground":D
MRS FLYIN VEE
11-29-2003, 05:07 PM
LMAO!! i have had two dbls myself and can't cut up anymore limes.. damn dbls.. :D :D
MRS FLYIN VEE
11-29-2003, 05:26 PM
a little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the bus driver and starts yelling. " if my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow that would make me a little bull."
the driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with.
" if my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant that would make me a little elephant."
the kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid.
" what if your daddy was a drunk and your momma was a prositue. what would that make you?"
the kid smiles and says. " a bus driver."
:D :D :D :D
Keithb87
11-29-2003, 06:26 PM
LMAO :D
GlastronGuy
11-29-2003, 09:06 PM
What do a computer and a woman have in common?
You don't find out how much you need them until they go down on you.
Kilrtoy
11-30-2003, 08:07 AM
No thats not it,
it ends like this
THAT WOULD MAKE ME A RAIDERS FAN