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Elk Chaser
11-30-2003, 07:25 PM
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both Teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile.
The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action.
The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the American team had one person rowing and eight people steering. After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the American team.
So as race day neared again the following year, the American team's Management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.
The next year, the Japanese won by TWO miles!!! Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.

Kilrtoy
11-30-2003, 07:28 PM
You are on a roll,
heard that before NICE, but true.....

AzDon
11-30-2003, 08:04 PM
What's more, everybody else on the team was probably paid 100 times as much money for not producing anything of real value, and they probably believed they were worth it and that their "contribution" to the effort was 100 times as important!

rrrr
11-30-2003, 08:10 PM
Enough of your bullshit, go away. Hopefully you can find some other message board to spray paint with this crap.

Elk Chaser
11-30-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by rrrr
Enough of your bullshit, go away. Hopefully you can find some other message board to spray paint with this crap.
ARE YOU ALWAYS JUST AN OVERLY HOSTILE ASSHOLE OR ARE YOU JUST HARD UP FOR A PIECE OF ASS. WHICH IS IT YOU DICK HEAD! READ MY SIGNATURE AND GET ONE WILL YA.

Forkin' Crazy
11-30-2003, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Elk Chaser
ARE YOU ALWAYS JUST AN OVERLY HOSTILE ASSHOLE OR ARE YOU JUST HARD UP FOR A PIECE OF ASS. WHICH IS IT YOU DICK HEAD! READ MY SIGNATURE AND GET ONE WILL YA.
Naw, I think he is just an asshole who had his day ruined when some one stole his fish....:p

Elk Chaser
11-30-2003, 09:08 PM
Life is hard on all of us ain't it. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Was he that hungry or what?
Hell someone could have come along and shot out the bottom of his boat, now that would be something to get pissed off about :D

LASERRAY
11-30-2003, 09:09 PM
Thats a good one. I'm going to e-mail it to my boss right now. Really.

Forkin' Crazy
11-30-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by Elk Chaser
Life is hard on all of us ain't it. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Was he that hungry or what?
Hell someone could have come along and shot out the bottom of his boat, now that would be something to get pissed off about :D
LMFAO!!!:D