what is your favorite words to describe

[Blown 472]

tha vagina?? Mine are twat and snatch.:D

[Jungle Boy]

Beaver

[spectratoad]

Hooch or hoochie
scoobie snack
c*%nt - if I am referring to ex-wife.
snatch - see above

[Froggystyle]

Gooch. Hands down.

[Caribbean Jet]

Pink taco, or cooch

[hboldno7]

Meat Curtans :D

[SCUBA STEVE]

For some reason I say "stuff"
Like let me have your stuff, or show me your stuff.
btw I only say that to mrs scuba!! lol :D :cool:

[Chase]

****ainer
Muff
blit blit

[HOOTER SLED-]

Nappy Dugout
Let me come up in yo' shiznit.

[HOSS]

My favorite word to describe a woman`s thingy is pu**y. I don`t ever sit there in a bar and say let me try to get some cooch or whatever else was said. But what the hell do I know?

[HavasuDreamin']

Bearded Clam! :D

[FastTimmy]

Poo-nany-pow-pow
Don't ask me I just started saying it one day....

[NOTALENT]

puntang, falaco taco, cherry>.....

[BobS]

Cockasaurus

[Liberator TJ1984]

Fajita Platter w/ Dippin' Sauce:p

[THE VIKING]

Lovecanale, spermsnapper, urineflaps ,fisse, kusse,

[Keithb87]

Cooter, HOO HA, Too Too, Poo nanny, Puntang,
:D :D :D :D

[LASERRAY]

Gash, whiskerbisket, hole, thang, the big valley, suction cup, wilma, everlastinggobstopper.:D

[Liberator TJ1984]

Gaping Axe Wound :eek: :eek:
Run Forest Run:D

[LASERRAY]

The bat cave, home seweet home, tuna boat, the bait dock, chum factory.:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

[FastTimmy]

Why is the unspoken word here ****...

[phebus]

Hell, after almost 20 years of marraige, I refer to it as the "BOSS" :D :D :D

[OLDRAT]

I'm with Blown.....snatch is the word of choice around here.
snatches pursed...........purses snatched

[78Eliminator]

Shaved Clam ;)

[bear down]

I generally call it the Meat Puppet but most of the time I called Putang!

[LASERRAY]

The Jelly Factory, Honey hole, weiner warmer.:D

[CA Stu]

Meat wallet
Cock Holster
Fur burger
and for the back door, Mud Whistle.
and I think what the earlier poster was trying to say is:
"I snatch kisses and vise versa."
CA Stu

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by CA Stu
Meat wallet
Cock Holster
Fur burger
and for the back door, Mud Whistle.
and I think what the earlier poster was trying to say is:
"I snatch kisses and vise versa."
CA Stu
The Back Door?
MUD CANNON!

[HammerDown]

Money-Pit:rolleyes:

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

I call mine my hoo-ha
:p

[Keithb87]

Originally posted by FastTimmy
Why is the unspoken word here ****...
I thought that was the Woman around the Cooter.. :D

[HammerDown]

One girl I knew called it her Ta-Ta.
Another one I knew called it her cookie.
Then there was one girls I called stinky.
Either way...I don't like when they look like someone took an axe to it, or as I sometimes say has "Beagle Ears" hanging out.
And Linoleum over carpet always.;)

[Keithb87]

Speaking of Linoleum.....
What do a woman and Linoleum have in common??????
If you lay it right the first time you can walk on it for ever. :D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
The Back Door?
MUD CANNON!
DUNGBUNKER, MUDRING, OR BROWNEYE :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

[MagicMtnDan]

Cupcake, kitty (make it purr), slit, man-in-the-boat, puss, vaj, my property

[ratso]

It is called a pussy, everything surrounding it is a ****...:D

[Jbb]

And I wonder what women call it when they play with it......?..lol
What do women call it?
5 Digit Disco
A "night in with the girls"
air the orchid
audition the finger puppets
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
buff the beaver
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Buzzing the honey hole
caress the clitoris
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
clean your fingers
come into your own
couch hockey for one
Critter crammin'
**** cuddling
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
diddle
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
do handiwork
douse the digits
drilling for oil
drown the man in the boat
engage in "safe sex"
erase the problem ('cause you rub 'til it comes off...)
fan the fur
feed the bearded clam
Fingering the fountain
fingerpainting
fist ****ing
Flicking the minnow
fluffin the muffin
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
genital stimulation via phalangetic motion
gentle the genitalia
get a date with Slick Mittens
get a fat lip
get a lube job
get to know yourself
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
grab the goatee
grease the dildo (or cucumber, if you're feeling vegitarian)
grease your hips
grope the grotto
have it off
have sex with someone you love
hitchhike to heaven
hitchhike under the big top
Impeaching Bush
jack off
jazz yourself
Juicing the clam
leglock the pillow
let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
lubricate the labia
manual override
man overboard
Menage a'moi
petting my pussycat
pet the pussy
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
play the clitar
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
ride slidesaddle
ride the unicycle
ride the tubsput
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
row the little man in the boat
rubbin' the nubbin'
rub off
rub one out
self abuse
Self-guided tuna boat tour
shuck the oyster
silk abuse
slick abuse
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
solo sex
stinky pinky
stir the yogurt
stoke it
stroke it
stroke off
Stroking the newt
stuff the taco
surf the Wet
taking a dip in the lake
test the plumbin
the art of unisex
the virgin's release
thumb the button
tickle my fancy
tickling the taco
Tissue tickling
to "jill off"
toss off
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
visit "father fingers"
Warming the wrist rocket
wash your fingers
water the hot spot
was the carrot
wax the saddle
"You're soaking in it"

[Keithb87]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
The Back Door?
MUD CANNON!
Hershey Highway
The Old Dirt Road
The Brown Eye
:D

[Keithb87]

Did you come up with all of those by your self JBB??? :eek: :eek:

[phebus]

JBB, if you have the time to come up with all of those.....you must not be getting any.....:rolleyes:

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Keithb87
Hershey Highway
The Old Dirt Road
The Brown Eye
:D
SHIT SHOOTER!!!:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

[Ivan Dan]

My favorite is....Turkey Danglers
www.DanKaatz.com

[jbtrailerjim]

Pussy, cooter, taco, meat curtains, & bat wings

[Kilrtoy]

SHIT
that is what is going to happen to your life after you try to get rid of that shit....

[Capt. Insane-o]

errrrr, wait, that does'nt sound right............:yuk: :yuk:

[Jbb]

Originally posted by phebus
JBB, if you have the time to come up with all of those.....you must not be getting any.....:rolleyes:
No to worry friend ...I copied it from another board.... :D