If you could.....

[MsDrmr]

If you could only ask for one thing for x-mas no matter the cost, what would you ask for
(anything goes)

[Tom Brown]

an orgasm

[ratso]

Britney Spears giving me an orgasm:D

[Keithb87]

:D :D :D :D
This is a family forum right ????

[OutCole'd]

Britany Spears giving me and my wife a orgasm.:D

[FastTimmy]

Peace on earth and a DCB F29.........

[diggler]

A woman to finally be nice to me no matter what I've done! (and no, not my mother you sick f@@@'S) :D :D

[Mullet]

A Red Ryder BB Gun

[Oceanside]

I have to gowith ratso's wish :D

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by mrsdrmr
If you could only ask for one thing for x-mas no matter the cost, what would you ask for
(anything goes)
does this mean we are on your shopping list:D

[Blown 472]

For my testicals to finally drop.

[bronco88]

WORLD PEACE!
(just kidding I just saw Ms. Congeniality on TV the other day)

[mirvin]

Originally posted by Mullet
A Red Ryder BB Gun
**** yeah! With a compass in the stock, baby!;)

[OLDRAT]

quit letting my little head do all the thinking.

[rvrtoy]

A topless picture of all the women of ***boat would do a lot to brighten my Christmas:D

[78Eliminator]

Live forever.
The tragic thing about life is that you only have so much time to become who you really want to be. I feel like I am always "searching". What if after years of school to become a doctor, you suddenly want to become a pilot? I wish I could dedicate 50 years to one thing, and then move to the next. I like to learn new things constantly and keep my brain stimulated, but it seems like we live in a society that holds the "specialist" in high regard. I mean, to me, if you were born 7' and play NBA but can't do anything else; you are worthless (even though you might be a millionaire).
I am kind of a jack of all trades, master of none and although it is personally gratifying, it is not practical given an approximate 80 year life span. The enthusiasm and joy in learning and grasping new concepts and sharing the knowledge, to me, is the best thing life has given me thus far.....

[MsDrmr]

jetboatrich: wish you were all on my list, however I just lost my "granting wish" power,,(due to abuse of it) sorry

[bronco88]

Originally posted by rvrtoy
A topless picture of all the women of ***boat would do a lot to brighten my Christmas:D
YEAH BABY!!!
Especially Mrs. Kilrtoy!!!

[Jbb]

Dental Work......

[HammerDown]

EXCELLENT reply 78Eliminator...
and if I may add to that>Britney Spears savings account!

[Kilrtoy]

Britany Spears giving me and my wife a orgasm.
Hell Yeah....:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Mullet]

Originally posted by mirvin
**** yeah! With a compass in the stock, baby!;)
"you'll shoot your eye out"

[1stepcloser]

Food for all the hungry throughout the world.:)

[1stepcloser]

On the other hand....
One of these would be really nice.....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/398new25daytonafront.jpg
With one of these under the hatch....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/398Hemi_engine-med.jpg
:D Merry Christmas to me!:D

[NastyOne]

X-Ray glasses:eek!: They're are some MILFS running around out there.

[anxious]

Originally posted by Mullet
"you'll shoot your eye out"
"how about a nice football"

[LASERRAY]

The ability to make myself irresistible to women, and be able to pull wads of cash out of my ass.( without the seasoning of course)!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[CEO]

How 'bout a Raider win?:)

[j-rod]

Weak ass mo fo s using my avatar:yuk: :mad:

[Kilrtoy]

Especially Mrs. Kilrtoy!!!
AND WHAT DOES SHE GET IN RETURN

[LASERRAY]

A Tongue-Bath from Shania Twain.:p

[Keithb87]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
A Tongue-Bath from Shania Twain.:p
HELL YEAH :D :D

[GlastronGuy]

Originally posted by FastTimmy
Peace on earth and a DCB F29.........
That must be the new math I've been hearing about.

[HOSS]

Weenie wart remover

[Kilrtoy]

Weenie wart remover
LOL:eek!:

[Havasu Hangin']

Unlimited wishes.

[Kilrtoy]

Unlimited wishes.
Still wishing you didnt get that ticket

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by HOSS
Weenie wart remover
Great one hoss! LOL!:D

[Kilrtoy]

he wants to hear that from a woman, he has never heard it.....

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Still wishing you didnt get that ticket
Nope...a round of Radar detectors (on the house).
The gift that keeps on giving.

[Kilrtoy]

Nope...a round of Radar detectors (on the house).
LOL
I like round ones too, oops that BOOBS

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by mrsdrmr
If you could only ask for one thing for x-mas no matter the cost, what would you ask for
(anything goes)
I would make arrangements to have Shania Twain lick my Cinnamon Ring.:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Mopar426]

First wish for $100 billion dollars, buy Parker, buy the river, build more bars on it. Free camping for everyone. Fire the cops. Make it legal for ladies to flash, build a huge brewery--free beer. Then I could hire Britney to come out everyweekend. Oh, now i'm really drunk!!!!!:)

[bronco88]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Especially Mrs. Kilrtoy!!!
AND WHAT DOES SHE GET IN RETURN
Well, I probably do not have anything she wants.

[Kilrtoy]

I'm all for this guy getting his christmas present.. LOL
What is that dave ,
A Reality Check

[rvrtoy]

Originally posted by CEOinSoCal
How 'bout a Raider win?:)
I don't think that is possible...even with all the magic of Christmas!!:eek: :D :eek: :D :eek: :D

[Kilrtoy]

I don't think that is possible...even with all the magic of Christmas!!
Even the Scoorge feels sorry for them.....

[bronco88]

Maybe some powers like Jeannie.
First I would blink Barbara Eden(from the 70s) to my room-naked and have at it.
Then I would blink myself the top of the line digital camera.
Then I would walk around and blink womens clothes off, take their pics and start a web site called - blinkingwomen.com and charge all you perverts 49.99/month to see the latest pics.

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by bronco88
Maybe some powers like Jeannie.
First I would blink Barbara Eden(from the 70s) to my room-naked and have at it.
Then I would blink myself the top of the line digital camera.
Then I would walk around and blink womens clothes off, take their pics and start a web site called - blinkingwomen.com and charge all you perverts 49.99/month to see the latest pics.
Dont you have some celery to eat??

[MagicMtnDan]

X-ray glasses :D

[Kim Hanson]

For the love of Christ,I just wish we could all get along:D :D :rolleyes: I wish to see ZoomZoom's tits:jawdrop: .........( . )( . ).......;)