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MagicMtnDan
12-07-2003, 07:21 AM
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JetBoatRich
12-07-2003, 07:26 AM
:confused: :confused:
WTF, stange gifts

cc322
12-07-2003, 07:34 AM
I'LL TAKE TWO:D

HammerDown
12-07-2003, 08:07 AM
I would need a bigger one:rolleyes:

Kilrtoy
12-07-2003, 11:34 AM
Ok how much and How did u like it DAN

LASERRAY
12-07-2003, 04:58 PM
I'd settle for a wife that put-out.:mad:

Kilrtoy
12-07-2003, 05:17 PM
Then go find one....
They all quite after awhile....