ITS LATE Best movie quote thread

[honkey1]

"Someone is baking bread and I think its sour dough."
Me Myself And Irene

[anxious]

"my dad is tv repairman. hes got this awesome set of tools. he can fix it."
fast times at ridgemont high

[RexRathburn]

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
Sixteen Candles

[LeE ss13]

"Excuse me while I whip this out."
Cleavon Little, 'Blazing Saddles' 1974

[anxious]

Originally posted by LeE ss13
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
Cleavon Little, 'Blazing Saddles' 1974
sir, sir, he specifically requested to n!#%@&^ well, to tell a family secret my grandmother was dutch

[Freak]

REFUND! REFUND!
I want american food I want french fries!
Breaking Away.

[Slick]

"I hired you guys to try and get a little track layed, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots"
Slim Pickens, Blazing Saddles

[bear down]

"Hey Rock, I think you should put your money into investments maybe some condominiums" "Yo, well, Um, I don't know I don't use them much"
Rocky 2

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

"Say hello to my lit'l friend."
-Tony Montana
Scarface
Just watched it a couple of nights ago, Pacino is incredible

[Slick]

"A beautiful girl can make you feel dizzy, like you've been drinkin' Jack & Coke all morning"

[THATJEFFGUY]

"I'm your Huckleberry."
-Doc / Tombstone

[anxious]

Originally posted by Mrs. Sportin' Wood
"Say hello to my lit'l friend."
-Tony Montana
Scarface
Just watched it a couple of nights ago, Pacino is incredible
that was my next quote:(

[anxious]

i promised my wife i wouldnt drink tonight. got a big day tomorrow. going to the home depot. going to look at some wallpaper and flooring. maybe bed bath and beyond. i dont know. i dont know if will have enough time.
frank the tank old school

[REGISTERED USER]

Repo Man 1984
"Look at 'em all..... most of them on the run.. don't even use the right social security number. If there was just some way of finding out how much the mother****ers owe, and makin' 'em pay"
**Budski (Harry Dean Stanton)**
"Jeezus Christ Bud, the're bums...........they don't have any money. Do you think they'd be bums if they had money?"
**Otto (Emilio Estevez)**
Budski (after being fired) "I'll come back and get my shit later when the ****in' place don't stink so bad.."

[Freak]

Let's take this bitch for a ride.
The Boys Next Door.
Lunch is for pussies.
Wall Street.

[LaveyJet]

There’s a problem with “your last surgical patient”. His speech is slurred and he’s hard to understand.
So, he moves to Texas.
The Doctor, 1991

[hboldno7]

"This snake skin jacket is a symbol of my individuality and belief in personal freedom"
Nicholas Cage in Wild at Heart

[78Eliminator]

"I am the last guy you ever want to **** with"
James Caan, Thief

[GrapeApe]

"You got knocked the f**k Out"
Chris Tucker - Friday

[Kilrtoy]

Dude , Where's my CAR

[Freak]

I’m a beer drinking wrestler who likes to fart.
Bar Fly

[Freak]

Walken vs. Hopper, the sicilian history lesson
True Romance

[anxious]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Dude , Where's my CAR
and what movie would that be from:D :D

[RexRathburn]

Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.
Pulp Fiction

[Slick]

...it aint even in the same ****in' ball park

[XTRM22]

I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you're gonna beg me for a left! ChucK Norris I think it was "Hero & the Terror"
Chuck

[XTRM22]

"I've broke my back once and my hip twice, and on my worst day I could still beat the hell outa you"
The Duke, to Bruce Dern in The Cowboys
Chuck

[HM]

The pen is blue. The pen is blue. The god damn pen is blue!!!
Jim Carey, Liar Liar

[BADBLOWN572]

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f&%k a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!"
"Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people f#$k!"
"Well, no shit. What have we got here a f%^ing comedian, Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f@$k my sister."
Drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket
"How can you shoot women and children?"..."Easy... you don't lead 'em so much. "

[Dribble]

"Well what do you know Wilson... a satellite phone".
What Tom Hanks would have said in Castaway if he opened that last package.

[Rexone]

Daves not here :D

[Rexone]

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Clint... Dirty Harry

[SoCal_fun]

Originally posted by THATJEFFGUY
"I'm your Huckleberry."
-Doc / Tombstone
Yea Man, that's my favorite line, and one of my favorite movies!!

[Rexone]

This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
Chevy Chase, Christmas Vacation, 1989
This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes!
Chevy Chase, Vacation, 1983
:D

[Backtanner]

We haven't got a cow......... we got a bull. - Kingpin

[REGISTERED USER]

A pontoon boat............
What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat, take Normandy Beach?
Hey kids, who wants to go with Uncle Roman and rent a jet boat?
Dan Aykroyd to John Candy in "The Great Outdoors"

[LASERRAY]

You tell your friends in Miami that i'd kill a communist for fun! But for a greecard, i'm gonna cut him up real nice! - Scarface

[LASERRAY]

**** Casper Gomez, And **** The ****ING Diaz Brothers!!! I'll Bury Those Cockroaches!!!! - Scarface

[Charley]

"Shitters Full" eddie,xmas vacation

[Miss BK]

"Pow'r steerin' !!"
From the classic movie "Harold & Maude" after 80 year old Maude (Ruth Gordon) zig-zags speedily thru San Francisco.
In the car, Harold says to Maude:
"Boy, Maude. The way you handle cars. I'm glad we didn't take mine. I could never treat my car like that." Not knowing that the car is stolen.
She replies:
"Oh, it's only a machine, Harold. It's not as if it were alive, like a horse or a camel. We may live in a machine age, but I simply can't treat them as equals.
(she looks over at the radio and turns it on)
Of course, the age has its advantages."
Maude parks the stolen car half way onto a downtown sidewalk, smashing into a mailbox. After they walk off, the car - with the radio still blaring - is spotted by a cop. Maude walks back to the scene with Harold:
MAUDE
Good afternoon, Officer. Bit of trouble here?
OFFICER
(tips his hat) Yes, ma'am. Somebody had some trouble parking.
MAUDE
Well, it's a tricky turn.
OFFICER
Eh, uh....yes, ma'm.
MAUDE
Tell me --
(points to car in front) -- is that car parked all right?
OFFICER Oh yes. That's fine.
MAUDE
Well, thank you.
Eh, officer, you might turn off the radio. Saves the battery.
Maude and Harold walk off to the car in front. The officer looks up and Maude waves to him.
CLOSEUP OF THE OFFICER
He tips his hat and waves back. "Nice old gal," said the second officer, coming over from noting the damage to the mailbox. "She reminds me of my grand-"
He is smiling as we hear the engine start. The smile drops as we hear Maude burn rubber and take off. A screech of tires and a roar of exhaust cut off the rest of the sentence. They looked up to see Maude zoom away from the curb, pop into second, and swing around the corner.
"Forget it," said the second officer after a moment. "My grandmother never learned to shift."

[BADBLOWN572]

"Charlie don't surf"
"Gotta love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Apocalypse Now

[Craig]

"my job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell."
American Beauty
:D
Also,
"good, bad..... I'm the one with the gun"
Army of Darkness

[Banshee]

I think the best one is MY signature.
Actually I think of it as a message to all the anti-war liberals.

[Miss BK]

"If there's a football team in heaven, I hope God makes you first string."
~ Rams Coach Max Corkle, (Jack Warden) at the funeral of his pal, deceased Rams quarterback Joe Pendleton (Warren Beatty).
From: "Heaven Can Wait"

[Rod-64]

Eddie...............Your mother's **** stinks.............Like carpet cleaner.
-Barfly
Your mother sucks cock in hell!
-Excorcist
We're on a mission from God.
-The Blues Brothers

[LASERRAY]

I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more queef then all of you put together. - Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge.

[CALIFORNIA PERFORMANCE]

I'd rather be dead and cool than alive and uncool
?
HD AND THE MARBOLO MAN (can't speel)

[LASERRAY]

"Lets do it for Johnny Man, Lets do it for Johnny! - Matt Dillon in The Outsiders

[anxious]

what does marcellis wallace look like
what
english mofo do you speak it
say what one more time, i dare you i double dare you
does he look like a b!$%^
what
(bang)
pulp fiction

[Sleek-Jet]

Hamburgers... the cornerstone of any nutritous breakfast.

[anxious]

go back in there, chill them n*#&$@ out and the wolf is on his way.
you sending the wolf. thats all you had to say

[dirtman]

" I'm kickin' my ass......do ya mind!!!!! " Jim Cary Liair Liar.
Couldn't quit laughing.

[Freak]

I'm a cowboy looking for anything heavy.
HEAT