MJ19
12-15-2003, 04:47 PM
...wish you a Happy Holiday Season with this cheery poem :D
Money's Short
Times are Hard
Here's your F*cking
Christmas Card
Twas the Night Before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse
Out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
the f*cker had fell
He filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
The son of a B*tch
blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
and have a hell of a night
Money's Short
Times are Hard
Here's your F*cking
Christmas Card
Twas the Night Before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse
Out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
the f*cker had fell
He filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
The son of a B*tch
blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
and have a hell of a night