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91nordic29
12-17-2003, 12:26 PM
In case you need to make Christmas Cookies:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
another cup. Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs
and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the
frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the
Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through
the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS

rvrtoy
12-17-2003, 01:55 PM
I will forward this to my wife. Maybe she will make something worth eating.j/k:D

502procharger
12-17-2003, 01:58 PM
THATS MORE THAN A LITTLE GAY:D :D

91nordic29
12-17-2003, 02:56 PM
why do you say that?

502procharger
12-17-2003, 04:10 PM
i was totaly teasing bro, i cant cook toast. no disrespect meant:D

91nordic29
12-18-2003, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by 502procharger
i was totaly teasing bro, i cant cook toast. no disrespect meant:D
i'm a girl.:cool: , bro.