Who the hell is this CHICK and where do I find her [Archive]

Kilrtoy

12-19-2003, 06:29 PM

I would love to call her
What Would I say
Hi Im on hot boat and think your HOT
by the way Im the 7th Biggest loser on the site and my name is KILRTOY
Wanna come over.
Ill show you all my cool stuff, well at least I think its cool....

LASERRAY

12-19-2003, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
http://***boat.com/home_page/bikini_rotator/big/34[1].jpg I'm surprised that HAMMERDOWN doesn't catogorize this picture as pornographic! It probably is in Hickville, Oaklahoma.

GlastronGuy

12-19-2003, 06:30 PM

Don't forget to tell her your wife's name.

Kilrtoy

12-19-2003, 06:31 PM

Ok
and Im married to MRS KILRTOY
Ok maybe we can just meet at the boat show then.......

Freak

12-19-2003, 06:32 PM

Dont you have a wife on the same hottie scale as that one? Some guys have all the luck......

LASERRAY

12-19-2003, 06:38 PM

Yes he does. And he gladly exploits her!!!:D

Kilrtoy

12-19-2003, 06:51 PM

Yes he does. And he gladly exploits her!!!
I do not exploit her
I simply share our family photos with you all.
Exploiting her would be like well, putting her on the cover of a magazine like
HOT BOAT

topless

12-19-2003, 07:10 PM

Kilrtoy, is starting to sound more slutty everyday. Maybe he really isn't married and the picture of the Mrs. is just one from one of the porn sites he frequents.:confused: :confused: :confused:

Kilrtoy

12-19-2003, 07:17 PM

Damn I got Busted, by TOP(less)COVERED http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111***boat-med.jpg

LASERRAY

12-19-2003, 07:19 PM

I'd KICKSTART her!:eek: :eek: :eek:

LASERRAY

12-19-2003, 07:19 PM

The Bike is nice too K.:D

Havasu Hangin'

12-19-2003, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Damn I got Busted, by TOP(less)COVERED http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111***boat-med.jpg
That's a hell of an Olympic weight set ya got there bbytoy...
..do ya ever get time to use it (in between your "Sweatin' to the Oldies" workouts)?

Kilrtoy

12-19-2003, 07:34 PM

Are you kidding me.
that is the MRS weight set.
The only weights I lift are the cold 12OZ's

LASERRAY

12-19-2003, 07:35 PM

I was wondering how she got those pectorals.:p

j-rod

12-19-2003, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
That's a hell of an Olympic weight set ya got there bbytoy...
..do ya ever get time to use it (in between your "Sweatin' to the Oldies" workouts)?
The age old Question "Is the grass greener on the other side?"

Keithb87

12-19-2003, 07:43 PM

I thought that was Mrs Kilrtoy :D

Havasu Hangin'

12-19-2003, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
The only weights I lift are the cold 12OZ's
Hmmmm....Krispy Kremes and no lifting?
Does the Mrs get out much?

AzDon

12-19-2003, 08:15 PM

She looks too much like Mrs Kilrtoy...... You could get confused and call her by the wrong name!

Kilrtoy

12-19-2003, 08:20 PM

She is out right now,
WORKING.
KK's is very airy and Light
No muscles needed, JUST BIG GUTS

j-rod

12-19-2003, 08:27 PM

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/502/1110009512_005-thumb.jpg
Are we sure these two girls are not one in the same LOL

Kilrtoy

12-19-2003, 08:35 PM

I will let you know if you can get the other one over here....

Havasu Hangin'

12-19-2003, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
She is out right now,
WORKING.
I'm afraid to ask what kind of work you have her doing.

j-rod

12-19-2003, 08:43 PM

If you would hook boff um up at the time, you would be the man!

Wet Dream

12-20-2003, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Do you think she gets Diarrea?
I'm surprised that HAMMERDOWN doesn't catogorize this picture as pornographic! It probably is in Hickville, Oaklahoma.
How did you get to be such a ****ing moron?:rolleyes:

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by Wet Dream
How did you get to be such a ****ing moron?:rolleyes: **** YOU ASSBREATH! WHO ARE YOU? YOU DON"T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT ME DICK! SO ****OFF! BY THE WAY, WHO THE **** ARE YOU, AND WHOS PENIS DID YOU DRIP FROM? !!!! ANSWER AND THEN CRAWL BACK UNDER YOU ROCK CHEESEDICK!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE!!!:mad: And The next time that you want to attack me in public HD, stop hiding, BE a man and use your HD Login so that we ALL know who you really are! You PC backwards ass Moderator NAZI PRICK!:mad: :yuk:

Havasu Hangin'

12-20-2003, 12:23 PM

Kilrtoy

12-20-2003, 01:14 PM

I showed her your pic and she almost attacked me right now.
What did you do to her.

Kilrtoy

12-20-2003, 01:27 PM

She is still in the corner growling.
I gave her a piece of raw meat and she tossed it aside and is staring at the damn computer....
DUDE im concerned.....:confused:

Rexone

12-20-2003, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by Wet Dream
How did you get to be such a ****ing moron?
Originally posted by LASERRAY
**** YOU ASSBREATH! WHO ARE YOU? YOU DON"T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT ME DICK! SO ****OFF! BY THE WAY, WHO THE **** ARE YOU, AND WHOS PENIS DID YOU DRIP FROM? !!!! ANSWER AND THEN CRAWL BACK UNDER YOU ROCK CHEESEDICK!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE!!!:mad: And The next time that you want to attack me in public HD, stop hiding, BE a man and use your HD Login so that we ALL know who you really are! You PC backwards ass Moderator NAZI PRICK!:mad: :yuk:
Ah the fresh aroma of Christmas wishes in the Sandbar on a clear winters day. I always look forward to the holiday season as it always brings out the best in folks. :cool:

Kilrtoy

12-20-2003, 02:36 PM

hey LASER
That wasnt the person you were blaming.....:frown:

Havasu Hangin'

12-20-2003, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
hey LASER
That wasnt the person you were blaming.....
Yes...and I wasn't aware he hated us "nazis" so much...
...very disappointing.

Kilrtoy

12-20-2003, 02:48 PM

OK
NO ONE has told me where to find her yet.....:( :( :( :( :(

TheLurker

12-20-2003, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
OK
NO ONE has told me where to find her yet.....:( :( :( :( :(
Originally posted by anxious
pm me and i will give you here #:D
Was anxious pulling your leg (or was that your hottie Mrs.)
or did you not PM him???

Kilrtoy

12-20-2003, 03:35 PM

I did not PM him,
Im sure he was yanking my chain
and I wish that was my hottie.
I still Have MRS KILRTOY

TheLurker

12-20-2003, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
I did not PM him,
Im sure he was yanking my chain
and I wish that was my hottie.
I still Have MRS KILRTOY
I might not have expressed myself to well but what I ment was even though the chick in the pic. is a K.O. Mrs KILRTOY is a hottie

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
hey LASER
That wasnt the person you were blaming.....:frown: Maybe, Maybe not. Similar Avatars, Same location, Could be an alias so what the hell, I took a shot. If i'm wrong, I'm man enough to admit it. But until then i'll stick to my guns. :rolleyes:

Rexone

12-20-2003, 05:38 PM

So if I had a similar avatar as yours (which I wouldn't cause it sucks), and lived in the same state, then I would likely be you?
Hope you don't work for the FBI :rolleyes:

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Rexone
So if I had a similar avatar as yours (which I wouldn't cause it sucks), and lived in the same state, then I would likely be you?
Hope you don't work for the FBI :rolleyes: That's very noble of you to come to your friends aid, but who asked you?:confused:

Havasu Hangin'

12-20-2003, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by LASERRAY
...If i'm wrong, I'm man enough to admit it. But until then i'll stick to my guns.
After hanging around here more than a couple months...most people figure out who's who.

Rexone

12-20-2003, 05:43 PM

No one. Just excercising my free speech that you advocate. And not coming to anyone's aid btw. I'm sure Hammerdown can stand up for himself just fine. You're bein an ass and I call em like I see em. Nothing more :)

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by Rexone
No one. Just excercising my free speech that you advocate. And not coming to anyone's aid btw. I'm sure Hammerdown can stand up for himself just fine. You're bein an ass and I call em like I see em. Nothing more :) Whatever. I'm fine with that.

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
After hanging around here more than a couple months...most people figure out who's who. True. Unless somebody uses an assumed identity which happens around here all the time.

Havasu Hangin'

12-20-2003, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Unless somebody uses an assumed identity which happens around here all the time.
Or unless someone shoots first and asks questions later. If you have been around here awhile, you will understand that WD and HD have been on the boards for a long time, and pretty much founded the BOTE (Beast of the East) Hot Boat event at Lake Anna.
If you go into the East section, I'll bet you can even dig up pictures.
As for the multiple personalities, we try to stop it whenever we can. A good rule of thumb is the date they signed up...most trolls don't have the patience for a 2+ year charade (unless you are Jetboatguru)...like you are accusing WD of.

Wet Dream

12-20-2003, 06:01 PM

Laser, I don't know you, you don't know me and you don't know Hammer. No, we are not the same person, and yes he is a friend of mine. For someone to make unwarrented, LAME comments about him or anyone else is assenine. You're right, I don't know you, the only thing I have to gather information on is the comments you post here. Most of which to me seem pretty immature. That happens to be MY opinion. If you don't like the way Hammer mods the JJ section, stay away from it. He's been doing a hell of a job in my book and a lot of people seem to like it. He caught hell from a few people that didn't like what he was doing. So a couple days later, someone posts a Happy Birthday thread, which really doesn't belong in the JJ section and I made a comment in the heat of the moment. To me, that Happy Birthday post came off as an attempt to push someones buttons. Hammers in particular. All it said Was HB Mike. I didn't know it was Rex Mike, but thats not the point. Don't go taking shots at someone you don't know just to come off as the clASS CLOWN. Grow up a little bit.

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by Wet Dream
How did you get to be such a ****ing moron?:rolleyes: This is what Wet Dream aimed at me, So **** Him. He can kiss my ass. As far as Hammer goes, he's cool with me. Happy Now?

HammerDown

12-20-2003, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by LASERRAY
... And The next time that you want to attack me in public HD, stop hiding, BE a man and use your HD Login so that we ALL know who you really are! You PC backwards ass Moderator NAZI PRICK!
Well it looks like "WetDream" would be correct in his comment.
And no, were not the same person.
Still Man enough or grown up enough to admit your wrong?

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by HammerDown
Originally posted by LASERRAY
... And The next time that you want to attack me in public HD, stop hiding, BE a man and use your HD Login so that we ALL know who you really are! You PC backwards ass Moderator NAZI PRICK!
Well it looks like "WetDream" would be correct in his comment.
And no, were not the same person.
Still Man enough or grown up enough to admit your wrong? Yes Hammer, I am. I apologize. No hard feelings I hope. Merry Christmas.:)

Rexone

12-20-2003, 06:10 PM

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/schatzkiste/animierte-gifs/smilies/bilder/515.gif
I just love these happy endings. :D
btw this thread is off topic. Where's the friggin moderator?

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Damn I got Busted, by TOP(less)COVERED http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111***boat-med.jpg You're right, back to the topic. Did we establish if this was Mrs. Kilrtoy or not?

FingerTight

12-20-2003, 07:37 PM

Oh, that one is her, that foxy devil!

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 08:01 PM

Kilrtoy is a lucky guy.:)

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by Wet Dream
Laser, I don't know you, you don't know me and you don't know Hammer. No, we are not the same person, and yes he is a friend of mine. For someone to make unwarrented, LAME comments about him or anyone else is assenine. You're right, I don't know you, the only thing I have to gather information on is the comments you post here. Most of which to me seem pretty immature. That happens to be MY opinion. If you don't like the way Hammer mods the JJ section, stay away from it. He's been doing a hell of a job in my book and a lot of people seem to like it. He caught hell from a few people that didn't like what he was doing. So a couple days later, someone posts a Happy Birthday thread, which really doesn't belong in the JJ section and I made a comment in the heat of the moment. To me, that Happy Birthday post came off as an attempt to push someones buttons. Hammers in particular. All it said Was HB Mike. I didn't know it was Rex Mike, but thats not the point. Don't go taking shots at someone you don't know just to come off as the clASS CLOWN. Grow up a little bit. Ok. Truce.:)

Wet Dream

12-20-2003, 10:53 PM

Truce;)

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by Wet Dream
Truce;) Merry Christmas WD.:)

Dr. Eagle

12-20-2003, 11:10 PM

HHmmmmmm
What.........we..have here....isa..........failure............to communicate...:D

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 11:11 PM

Can't we all just get along.....................?

Dr. Eagle

12-20-2003, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Can't we all just get along.....................?
Absolutely, Rodney!!!!!!:D

LASERRAY

12-20-2003, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
HHmmmmmm
What.........we..have here....isa..........failure............to communicate...:D some men you just can't reach. so you get what we had here last week.....................which is the way he wants it..........well, he gets it.........i don't like it, anymore then you men do.............

likwidsukr

12-21-2003, 08:45 AM

Merry Christmas fellow Jetters
And BTW This thread is funny shit!!!!!
Kilrtoy: Mrs Kilrtoy is by far and away as HOT as The lady in the first pic if indeed it is not her!~

Kilrtoy

12-21-2003, 11:32 AM

No not her,
But it it is on the chopper,
So what is this chicks name

Dr. Eagle

12-21-2003, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
No not her,
But it it is on the chopper,
So what is this chicks name
Lets just call her "Little Miss Hottie"

Kilrtoy

12-21-2003, 07:10 PM

your sister-n-law?
I wish,
Cuz then it would be all in the family

LASERRAY

12-21-2003, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
your sister-n-law?
I wish,
Cuz then it would be all in the family Work it you Manwhore! I have a HOT S.I.L. also. Nice to look at but that's all!;)

Kilrtoy

12-21-2003, 07:18 PM

Nice to look at but that's all!
Alll women are nice to look at until they start talking,
I want a ring, kids, a house.
Shit All I want is SEX

MagicMtnDan

12-21-2003, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Nice to look at but that's all!
Alll women are nice to look at until they start talking,
I want a ring, kids, a house.
Shit All I want is SEX
Based on your activity around here I'd say you want time to be a post ***** too :D

LASERRAY

12-21-2003, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
Based on your activity around here I'd say you want time to be a post ***** too :D Yea KILRTOY! YOU POSTWHORE DELUXE!!!!:D :D :D

Froggystyle

12-22-2003, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
http://***boat.com/home_page/bikini_rotator/big/34[1].jpg
Her name is Nicole Elyan, and I actually do have her number around here somewhere...
Really cool chick. Freindly, outgoing, beautiful... And yes, she has met my wife.