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DansBlown73Nordic
12-24-2003, 07:20 PM
Last weekend was my company Christmas party. We had it at a nice little Bar in town. As one of the guys got really drunk. He says to the Female Bar Tender. Id take a hand full of Viagera and with my C--K as hard as a rock I would bang your brains out...Mean while his wife is sitting next to him at the Bar.:eek!: :rolleyes: :eek!:
She went and sat in the car till it was time to go home....:mad:

JetBoatRich
12-24-2003, 07:21 PM
He probably didn't get any that night:(

Kilrtoy
12-24-2003, 11:08 PM
Ive learned that telling your wife you want to bang other women , IS NOT THE BEST THING TO SAY TO HER

Dr. Eagle
12-24-2003, 11:12 PM
Yeah, they kinda take umbrage to that.........:D

Mrs. Restless22
12-24-2003, 11:15 PM
Unless she wants to hump her also.....then she might like hearing that! :wink:

Dr. Eagle
12-24-2003, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
Unless she wants to hump her also.....then she might like hearing that! :wink:
you mean with a strap on???

Mrs. Restless22
12-24-2003, 11:19 PM
Whatever works for her...:D

Dr. Eagle
12-24-2003, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
Whatever works for her...:D
Hmmmmmmm
I think I'm gonna like this girl......:D

TheLurker
12-24-2003, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Hmmmmmmm
I think I'm gonna like this girl......:D
I agaree but I think she may like the girls also :D

Mrs. Restless22
12-24-2003, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by TheLurker
I agaree but I think she may like the girls also :D
Thats not so bad, is it???

Dr. Eagle
12-24-2003, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
Thats not so bad, is it???
No, no, I like the AC/DC girls....a lot!

TheLurker
12-24-2003, 11:32 PM
No it is all good:):):):)

Mrs. Restless22
12-24-2003, 11:33 PM
But hey, I am happily married....just spunky at times!:wink:

TheLurker
12-24-2003, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
But hey, I am happily married....just spunky at times!:wink:
Im a little spunky at times myself

Dr. Eagle
12-24-2003, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
But hey, I am happily married....just spunky at times!:wink:
Spunky is good, so is adventurous...wish the wife was a little (lot) more so...

WETDAWG
12-25-2003, 12:48 AM
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Dumber than a box of rocks!!!!!!:o :o :yuk:

058
12-25-2003, 01:02 AM
He doesn't sound like the brightest light in the harbor..... and the Viagra probablly wouldn't do him any good, he'd get it stuck in his throat and wind up with a stiff neck. What a ****in' moron.

Duke
12-25-2003, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by 058
He doesn't sound like the brightest light in the harbor..... and the Viagra probablly wouldn't do him any good, he'd get it stuck in his throat and wind up with a stiff neck. What a ****in' moron.
haha

zooza
12-25-2003, 03:18 AM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Ive learned that telling your wife you want to bang other women , IS NOT THE BEST THING TO SAY TO HER
Maybe he could have a threesome , probably wouldnt need the viagra with that kind of shit going on!
His wife was just embarassed because he had his pants down and a lamp shade on his head!!LOL: :D

DansBlown73Nordic
12-25-2003, 05:04 AM
Originally posted by zooza
Maybe he could have a threesome , probably wouldnt need the viagra with that kind of shit going on!
His wife was just embarassed because he had his pants down and a lamp shade on his head!!LOL: :D
LMAO:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Dr. Eagle
12-25-2003, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by WETDAWG
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Dumber than a box of rocks!!!!!!:o :o :yuk:
Yep DUMB and DRUNK...... an often fatal combination :rolleyes:

twistedpair
12-25-2003, 09:06 AM
I always love the guys who get all lit up and tell the boss 'what they really think'.:rolleyes: I never get drunk on holidays, leave that to the J.V.

Dr. Eagle
12-25-2003, 09:31 AM
Yep to the amateurs. Oh and I forgot to congratulate you on your 1K post!
:cool:

twistedpair
12-25-2003, 09:38 AM
Why thank you sir, and a Merry Christmas to you! Maybe this time the big post counter in the sky won't steal 150 of 'em back!

Dr. Eagle
12-25-2003, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by twistedpair
Why thank you sir, and a Merry Christmas to you! Maybe this time the big post counter in the sky won't steal 150 of 'em back!
Merry Christmas to you too!
Maybe they have some sort of a "post tax" that automatically steals your posts like the government steals your money...
Hmmmmm could be a conspiracy theory in here somewhere....:eek: :eek: :eek: :D